Good to see that Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart are continuing their international We Don’t Give a Fuck Tour well into 2009.

This week, they’re not giving a fuck in Tokyo, where they’re accompanied by a (much larger!) Taylor Lautner.

See how cool they are?

They don’t give a fuck!

In additional Twilight news, people are spreading rumors that Drew Barrymore is on the short list to direct the third feature, Eclipse. I think it’s waaaay too early to be speculating on this sort of thing, and they haven’t even filmed the second one, but Twilight news drives traffic. Also, can you imagine how much of a fuck Kristen Stewart won’t be giving by the time they’re doing the third promotional tour for these films? She is seriously going to show up on red carpets clutching a bong and getting head from Robert Pattinson.

Twilight‘s Robert Pattinson is really boring.  Last year while filming a movie in Spain, America’s favorite vampire had a stalker.  Now, let’s get the facts first:  this woman was fixated on the actor and stood outside his apartment all day, every day for hours and hours on end.  Creepy, right?  He got bored and went to dinner with her.  Who the hell intentionally dines with their obsessive pursuer?  Maybe he was operating under the theory that the crazy chicks are usually really good in bed.  Anyway, he ended up whining about his horrible life of fame and fortune which apparently bored her so much that he never saw or heard from her again.    It’s kind of sad when your very own stalker decides she’s not that into you.

Pattinson told Creme magazine that people tire of him within two minutes.  He’s right.  Yawn.

Robert Pattinson has officially sold out.

The Twilight megahunk has dropped out of Parts Per Billion, the independent film he was supposed to begin shooting in Los Angeles this month, to ready himself for round two as vampiric heartthrob Edward Cullen.

“Unfortunately, the prep time and production schedule on New Moon haven’t left enough time for Robert to work on Parts Per Billion in the first quarter of this year,” the star’s agent, Nicholas Frenkel, told MTV.

No word yet on who will fill the heartthrob’s shoes on the indie flick, produced by and starring Rosario Dawson.

I wonder what Rosario Dawson thinks about all this!

I bet she’s pissed.

It’s weird that you get 8-year-old girls coming up to you saying, “Can you just bite me? I want you to bite me.” It is really strange how young the girls are, considering the book is based on the virtues of chastity, but I think it has the opposite effect on its readers though.

Twilight star Robert Pattinson, in a new interview with Rolling Stone. Read the whole thing here.

Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart, the two stars of Twilight who may or may not be porking, continue their We Don’t Give a Fuck 2008 international tour. This week, they’re not giving a fuck in Paris. Look at them. They don’t give a fuck. They’d rather eat boiled donkey balls than be getting paid millions of dollars to walk this red carpet in Paris and they’re gonna make damn sure you know it. Not giving a fuck: So hot right now.

Despite what he may have claimed in his other set of emails, it appears Robert Pattinson IS boning Camilla Belle, as his FB email to her suggests his on-and-off girlfriend, Giulietta, “caught on someway or another.”

Tee hee.

WONDER WHAT JOE JONAS THINKS???

I hope Taylor Swift is having a field day with this shit.

Oh, and Giulietta has a blog, of course, and on it she wrote the following:

We live in a sad, sad world today. Where people are taken advantage of from the wrong reasons and privacy is non-existent. One of my really good friends had his privacy taken away from him. Even more so than it already is. Not to mention than other people got hurt in this unfortunate thing, that was done to him today. People will do anything to feel a part of something that they are trying to grasp.

Fucking, crazy sick people who do things for the fun of fucking with peoples lives. We all have feelings and bleed just the same if we are cut.
This is all I am going to say on the subject – ever. It really fucking blows and so does the media for making things worse for wear.

I’m extremely sad,
Giules

Heh. Thanks so much, Giulietta “Shakespeare” Spirlea, for confirming that these are actually Robert’s Facebook’s screen shots. I’m sure he really appreciates your help.

Thanks Svengali!