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18Rihanna’s New Song Cures a Nation of Insomniacs

The wait might be ova, but I’d be fine if it wasn’t.  Rihanna’s new single “Russian Roulette” dropped — take a listen.

It’s no coincidence that this song is titled after a game that’s all about potentially shooting yourself.  It’s that boring.  Like, you don’t want to be listening to this song if you are driving because you could end up on someone’s lawn Billy Joel style before you know it.  It’ll put you to sleep …a melodic Unisom, if you will.

Overdramatizing?  Probably.  And I know it’s not cool to criticize Rihanna, but why do all her songs sound the same?

October 20, 2009 at 12:47 pm by Wendie
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14The Wait Is Ova, and So Is Rihanna’s Participation in the Hollywood Spelling Bee

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Ri-Ri’s ass would get slammed in a spelling bee by Fergie. That bitch can spelling anything, even hard words like “glamorous,” and Rihanna can’t even spell “over.” That’s probably because she got hit in the head earlier this year. Rihanna took to her brand-new Twitter to announce her new album’s release date, stating “The Wait Is Ova. Nov 23 09.”

Glad you’re back on your feet, kiddo, and I’m looking forward to the album.

October 13, 2009 at 9:27 pm by Evil Beet
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28It’s Not Polite to Point

Rihanna in Paris, Showing Off Her Eiffel Towers

I’m getting pretty tired of seeing Rihanna’s nipples.

I can understand that sometimes things that look opaque turn out to be sheer under bright lights. That happens. But she seems to have gotten into the regular habit of wearing sheer stuff with no bra on underneath. She knows she’s going to be photographed with bright flashes, but  she just doesn’t care to cover up her milk makers. Am I the only one who thinks that’s a little trashy?

Or am I just being prudish and a little visible areola  in the name of a bra-line free silhouette elegant and sexy?

A lot of sites are also reporting that this photo (also below) shows her vajayjay, but I don’t see a split, so I’m hoping it’s just nude colored undies. (I really loathe the fact that I just zoomed in on a picture of another woman’s crotch to see if it really shows her vagina.)

October 4, 2009 at 12:29 pm by Kelly
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27Love It Or Leave It?

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What do you think of Rihanna as a blonde as she was seen last night on the streets of New York?  I actually like it!  While you’re at it, take a look at the close-up of her boots.  Are those Lindsay Lohan boots or what?

September 23, 2009 at 2:52 pm by Wendie
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26You Can Stand Under My Areola

Rihanna's Nips

Rihanna nipped out for a bite to eat in the West Village earlier this week.

In all fairness, there have been times that I’ve worn what seems to be a perfectly opaque, cheap cotton tank, only to discover that if the light hits it just right you might be able to see through it. But then, I’m one of those crazy old prudes who wears a bra, so no one gets to see my turkey timers.

September 19, 2009 at 3:34 pm by Kelly
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30NYPD Has Apparently Run Out Of Crime To Fight

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Looks like there’s not too much for the New York Police Department to take care of these days because the day after singer Rihanna gave a tattoo illegally at a parlor run by a friend of hers back in July, they slapped the owner of the shop with a hefty fine for allowing an amateur to operate a needle. This information was released today, and while the ticket’s fee has not been released, records show that it could be anywhere between $200 and $2000 dollars.

While I’m apt to complain about concessions being made for celebrities, let’s get real: Rihanna is majorly in to tattoos and is often in the company of artists and has seen a ton of people, including herself, get inked. While it is a crime to allow an unlicensed artist go free with the needle, there’s also far greater crime and safety violations going on in New York City at any given moment. Have we found out who sold the crack to DJ AM yet? I didn’t think so…

September 4, 2009 at 10:59 am by Molls
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