Today's Evil Beet Gossip

We Get It, Rihanna—You Want Everyone to See Your Gitch

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And see your gitch they will, especially if you have your own way.

No, but really, this is Rihanna on the set of the Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show, where she performed and made sure to grab onto as many of the Angels as she possibly could. You know, kind of like this photo:

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You can check out the rest in the gallery, which feature Rihanna’s undeniably hot body doing all sorts of things on the VS show runway, but before you do that, I just want to leave you with this picture right here, because guys, it’s a f-cking doozy:

Rihanna’s Dad Wants Rihanna to Marry Chris Brown

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No, really. I know this is probably pretty surprising, considering the fact that Rihanna’s dad came out last week saying that he loves Chris Brown, but honestly, guys, he wants his daughter to marry the dude that beat the piss out of her that one time three years ago. And this is what he said:

“The family loved Chris Brown before they even met him. I always thought he was extremely talented. He always gave me great respect. Whatever makes her happy. I hope one day she will get married. Everyone adores Chris; he’s a super guy.”

I could seriously, seriously vomit. Is this, like, the Barbadian version of Michael Lohan, or what? This botard, publicly fellating Chris Brown and his TALENT and all of his SUPER-NESS and everything else … it positively reeks of a publicity dick-move. It’s like this guy wants nothing more than Rihanna to marry into (more) fame, and it doesn’t even matter what has to happen in order for this to … well, to happen. And that’s sad, guys. Pathetic.

Quotables: Rihanna Thinks We Need Closure

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“To the world, I feel like there’s no closure. There’s some obsession that’s continued even throughout when we weren’t friends or couldn’t be friends at all. Hated each other. The world hasn’t let go. They haven’t seen any progress in our friendship, because they don’t see anything, really. So now it’s a bit of a fascination, I guess. I don’t know if people will stop soon, but I feel like as soon as they have closure to it, they will. But they’re not on the inside. They can’t see what I see, unless they’re sitting in my point of view. I guess I’ll learn to accept that.”

- Rihanna is, of course, talking about her relationship with Chris Brown.

In the same interview, she also said that she hasn’t been on a date in “like two years” because “no one asks.” Which she says sucks because “I have too many vaginas around me at this point.” LOL @ Rihanna.

But really, I don’t get this. I mean, I know it’s the whole psychology of the domestic abuse victim, so on and so forth, but it’s really, really hard for me to understand. We don’t need closure. We just want her to understand what a bad plan a relationship with Chris Brown is. We just want her to realize that you probably shouldn’t hang out with a dude who viciously assaulted you. And it’s like she doesn’t even get that at all, you know? I have no basis for this, but I assumed that many abuse victims realized on some level that their partner’s behavior is wrong, but with Rihanna is just seems like she doesn’t even know what everyone’s problem is.

So that’s what I would like to have closure with, Rihanna’s ignorance. With the whole Chris Brown aspect, I would just prefer for that not to happen at all, thanks.

And hey, how about that Vogue cover? And how about these photos from Vogue that I’m about to show you? Are you still having feelings about her new haircut?