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Quotables: Give Chris Brown And Rihanna A Chance

A photo of Rihanna and Chris Brown

“Me and her have history, and me and her are definitely always going to be best of friends. We’re working on our friendship now. As far as our personal life, I think people just got to give it a chance — or not even give it a chance, but shut the hell up. It’s me. At the end of the day, whatever opinion they have ain’t going to change nothing I’m doing.”

- Chris Brown talks about his “friendship” with Rihanna.

Really, it’s just annoying that they keep saying this kind of stuff. They’ve been “working on their friendship” forever now, and frankly, I’m just sick of that phrasing. Working on a friendship does not mean oral sex. Please just stop.

Oh, and the latest real life event between these two? They have a song together on Rihanna’s new album. It’s called “Nobody’s Business,” which I think really just says it all. But just in case it doesn’t, here’s a little preview of the song:

And here’s what Rihanna had to say about the song:

“‘Nobody’s Business’ is basically the way I look at everything regarding my personal life. Even though you have to witness it as being documented at every second, it still is mine…When it [comes] to my music, I’ll give and I’ll give and I’ll give. I just feel like I need to keep a little bit for me that I get to decide.”

But Rihanna, is it about your relationship with Chris Brown?

“If I had it my way, it would be really nobody’s business.”

Got it, girl. It ain’t nobody’s bidness, just yours and your babeh. Carry on.

Rihanna’s New Video Is Totally About Chris Brown

I know, I know. Another story about the mysterious, stupid romance of Rihanna and Chris Brown. But at least this one has horses and diamonds. That’s something, right?

Ok, look. The horses represent both Rihanna and Chris, see? And the diamonds she smokes, they represent their relationship, which is both beautiful and hard. And they got high a lot. Oh, and that mysterious tattooed arm in the video? That could actually be Chris Brown’s arm. No, his literal arm. Scandalous.

But in any case, the video has pretty water – doesn’t swimming in warm water sound just so perfect right now? – and lots of slow motion horse shots, so there’s something for everyone, now isn’t there?

We Get It, Rihanna—You Want Everyone to See Your Gitch

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And see your gitch they will, especially if you have your own way.

No, but really, this is Rihanna on the set of the Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show, where she performed and made sure to grab onto as many of the Angels as she possibly could. You know, kind of like this photo:

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You can check out the rest in the gallery, which feature Rihanna’s undeniably hot body doing all sorts of things on the VS show runway, but before you do that, I just want to leave you with this picture right here, because guys, it’s a f-cking doozy: