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Chris Brown: “I Dumped Karreuche Because of Rihanna, Y’all.”

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From E! Online via Chris‘s publicist:

“I have decided to be single to focus on my career. I love Karrueche very much, but I don’t want to see her hurt over my friendship with Rihanna. I’d rather be single, allowing us to both be happy in our lives.”

Emily was right, guys. It is on. Damn. Also, it’s about time Karreuche stopped being a doormat. Even if she was forced away from being a doormat.

What do you guys think—will Chris and Rihanna be spotted out more and more frequently ’til there’s just no mistake that they’re totally boning? (Because if you can read between the lines as it is, they’re totally boning.)

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Chris Brown Was Photographed Leaving Rihanna’s Hotel

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The photo itself isn’t that interesting, it’s not like it’s Chris Brown walking out with his pants halfway down and a used condom stuck to his face with Rihanna waving out of a window. No, it’s the story itself, which, of course, is just the latest in the string of stories we’ve been hearing for the past few days about these two getting back together.

But hey, here’s a photo of the two of them together:

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This was taken by someone at a Jay-Z concert in New York and then posted on Twitter. Here’s another one that TMZ got of the two of them during one of their many club excursions (the night they had that bathroom adventure), and they even took the time to edit in little arrows so you can see where they are. Considerate!

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Oh, oh! You know what Chris Brown’s official girlfriend, Karrueche, tweeted yesterday? Wait for it:

Bye baby

It’s so on, you guys.

Rihanna And Chris Brown Hooked Up in A Bathroom Last Night

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Just last night, I told you guys that someone saw Rihanna and Chris Brown making out in a club. It was a little sad, but not surprising at all. Just like it won’t be surprising when I tell you that someone else saw Chris and Rihanna hang out at a club and then sneak off to the bathroom for half an hour last night. And you know what that means. It means that your drunk ass has to hold it because a couple of nimrods just can’t wait to bone. Awful.

From Hollywood Life:

After being locked in a bathroom for more than 30 minutes with Chris and two bodyguards outside on lookout, a disheveled Rihanna emerges with a smile on her face, as if she’d had the time of her life. A source tells EXCLUSIVELY just how happy Rihanna is!

“It’s on and cracking” between Rihanna and Chris Brown, as one source exclusively reveals to, as the off-again, but now clearly on-again, couple engaged in a “raunchy” bathroom encounter on October 2 at Griffin nightclub in NYC.

“We got there, she saw him, thought he looked good and she wanted to push up on it. She took a hit and had a drink and it was on and cracking,” a source exclusively reveals. “They hooked up. I wasn’t in the bathroom with them but I know they f-cked around and what not. They were in the club partying hard, had some drinks and kush and one thing led to another and that was that.  She wanted some of him and she got some. Wasn’t like Chris was gone turn her down. He wanted her just as much as she wanted him.”  has also learned Rihanna and Chris arranged their rendezvous at Griffin and were texting each other prior to meeting at the club.

“We were about 8 deep and Chris had his people with him so Ri was like ‘F-ck it, let’s meet later at Griffin.’ He was like ‘Cool,’ and we all hit it up.”

Chris and Rihanna are notorious for texting each other and sending subliminal messages to one another via Twitter, but sources close to the couple say that what went down early this morning is a clear indication they may be taking their relationship public!

“It’s about time Chris stepped up and made my girl happy, I mean damn. I’m giving Chris props though – [he] finally grew a pair and stepped to my girl. He got his swag back now.”

So instead of taking the usual “gross ugh worst” approach, can we talk about those bodyguards instead? Because that is straight up awful. Like, Chris Brown is an asshole, of course, and Rihanna, I just can’t even with Rihanna right now, but there’s a lot of psychology behind that, you know? But these bodyguards are just regular dudes, and I know that they’re employees, but what, are they just chilling and waiting on him to beat her again? How is that conscionable?

Don’t Freak Out, But Someone Saw Rihanna and Chris Brown Making Out

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You’re freaking out, aren’t you? I specifically told you not to freak out. God, you always do this.

From E! Online:

Is Rihanna giving Chris Brown a second chance—or did she just share a fleeting romantic moment with her ex?

Just one week after the 23-year-old “Run It!” singer appeared to cozy up with Nicole Scherzinger, Brown and his ex got hot and heavy with his former girlfriend while partying with her at NYC hotspot Griffin.

Here’s what went down during the one-time couple’s late night rendezvous.

Brown, joined by pal Bow Wow, arrived at the club first and settled into his own table, E! News confirms. Rihanna arrived later, and sat at a separate table from her ex.

“She knew he was there,” a source tells us.

At one point during the night, Brown climbed over his table to join Rihanna at hers. She then proceeded to take off his shirt before they began dancing and making out, according to an eyewitness at the club.

Following their PDA dance session, Brown left the club just before 4 a.m., with Rihanna hitting the road about five minutes later.

Reps for Brown, 23, and Rihanna, 24, did not immediately comment.

Awful, gross, horrible, etc., etc. If this report is true, then it’s nothing that we haven’t seen coming for a good long while, and if it’s not true, then it’s only a matter of time before a story just like this actually happens. It’s bad, it’s sad, but we all know it’s going to happen. So let’s just get ready, all right?

Rihanna Has A New Single Out

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It’s called “Diamonds.” It’s the first single from her new album, which is going to be released in November. The cover for the single, as you can see, shows Rihanna rolling a joint of diamonds. Did I miss anything?

Oh, here’s the actual song:

Weird, right? And by “weird,” I obviously mean “I don’t hate it that much,” which is a very unusual reaction for me to have to a Rihanna song. The only song of hers that I’ve even halfway sort of been able to tolerate was “Unfaithful,” and that’s only because my favorite drag queen did a really great performance of it. I just don’t get her appeal musically, like, at all, and while I don’t think I ever will, I do have to admit that this new song isn’t completely awful. Like, I wouldn’t turn it off if it came on the radio probably.

But how do you guys feel about it?

Ew: Rihanna’s New Gold Teeth

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No, seriously—ew. There’s no “love it or leave it” here, because this is just f-cking gross. There is honestly something about people getting gold teeth or overlays that just screams “Ack! Someone I’d never be friends with!” That, and Joe Pesci in Home Alone. Not a good look.

Also, doesn’t Chris Brown also have some kind of cheap-looking gold grill, too? Because can you imagine what these two kissing each other might do (aside from infuriate everyone who was on Rihanna’s side back when Chris Beat the tar out of her)? Gold upper grills + gold bottom grills … is that like chewing tin foil when you have fillings? Is that even a thing anymore?

Maybe some kind of weird electrical or chemical reaction will happen, guys, and we’ll all luck out. Maybe these two, in a frenzied spit-swap, will receive the electrical shock of a lifetime and the two will be forever melded together at the mouth. That way not only will we never have to look at either one of their stupid faces again, we’ll also never have to hear another stupid word that comes out of their stupid mouths. It’s a win-win for everyone—Chris and Rihanna get their happily ever after (because you just can’t bite someone when you’re joined at the jaw; get it girl!), and we don’t have to hear shit from either one of these dickheads anymore.

Let’s do it, huh?

Rihanna Kissed Chris Brown at the VMAs?

OK, so it wasn’t necessarily a full-on make-out, nor was it the RED! CARPET! REUNION! that we all thought might happen, but seriously, where the f-ck was I when this shit between Chris and Rihanna happened? Yeah, it was an innocent peck on the cheek and short hug, but still. If there was a guy who beat me to near-oblivion, the very next time he tried to get close to me wouldn’t be for a hug and a kiss—it would be because I attacked his face with my nails and teeth.

Incidentally, I didn’t see Chris Brown‘s “girlfriend,” Karreuche Tran, either during the awards ceremony, or at any of the red carpet events or afterparties. Interesting, hm? No, in fact, Karreuche Tweeted a photo last night that said “TREAT YOUR GIRL RIGHT,” which is probably a barb at Chris Brown ditching Karreuche for singledom at the VMAs, and then kissing his ex-girlfriend for the world to see. At least that’s what I’m thinking, anyway.

What do you guys think—are these two hooking back up yet or what?