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Chris Brown: ‘Rihanna will never do better than me’

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Chris Brown is such a walking bag of dicks that I long ago lost words to describe him any more coherently or intelligently. He just fucking sucks. Funny enough, though, HE doesn’t think he sucks. In fact, he thinks he’s pretty amazing and that any woman should be so lucky to have him. Especially Rihanna! Yep, that’s right. Chris actually claimed during an interview with The Breakfast Club that Rihanna will never do better than him.

Here’s what he said when asked about Kanye West‘s line of “If you leave Mickey, you gon’ end up with Goofy/I imagine that’s what Chris told Karrueche” line in some Big Sean track that I don’t know or care about (not because I don’t love hip hop but because Big Sean is corny as hell).

Anyhooooooo…

“I feel what he meant by it, and I’m not just saying it as an arrogant statement. In any situation, when you look at yourself in a certain light – cocky or not – there’s nowhere else to go. Even with [Rihanna], who else you gonna go to? [...] Who else in this game she gonna go to? Some corny singing rapper? What she do now, I got respect for her and all that, whatever her choice is. But at the time, not to toot my own own, but who hotter than me?”

The curry I ate for dinner is hotter than you, Chris Brown. Literally everything on this planet is hotter than you.

But I mean, come on, maybe Chris is right. How good did Rihanna have it with him? He only beat the shit out of her and refused to apologize or show any remorse about it and instead raged by breaking windows and ripping his shirt off like The Hulk whenever anyone dared to point his violent behavior out to him. I’m sure he was an AWESOME boyfriend!

Also, not to point out the obvious here, but maybe it’s Chris that’s ended up with a Goofy, considering he ended up with a woman who… kinda looks exactly like Rihanna (or is doing her best impersonation). Get out of my face.

Oh, and one more thing – Chris also has thoughts on the whole Tyga/Kylie Jenner situation:

“Whatever decision my man wanna make, I’ma rock with him. I ain’t gonna fight none of his battles, but it’s just like whatever decision you make. We see eye-to-eye on a lot of things, so I feel like I’ll just tell him ‘Aye man, if you was dating some regular weak chick, you wouldn’t be talked about, nobody would care.”

If you want to torture yourself, you can watch/listen to the whole thing here. You can also skip to about the 27 minute mark, where Chris – classy, classy Chris – talks about wanting to get both Rihanna and Karreuche pregnant at the same time.

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Rihanna brings her nipples out for fashion

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Rihanna is slowly but surely getting back in the spotlight, and it’s about time. The first part of her campaign seems to be just being seen in public again – she’s been a fixture at pretty much every show this past week at New York Fashion Week. She’s also been appearing on numerous magazine covers, and the latest one, for a publication called AnOther, serves some serious Rihnipple.

The photos are behind the cut, obviously, as they’re NSFW – but enjoy!

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Rihanna swims with sharks for Harper’s Bazaar

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After taking some well-deserved time off, Rihanna is back at it and ready to make her comeback in 2015. She’s released a mediocre new single (which I sincerely hope is not a reflection of what the album is going to sound like) and is starting to shoot some new magazine covers, including this one for Harper’s Bazaar.

The best part of this shoot is the fact that RiRi got to swim with actual live sharks for it. Seriously, check this shit out:

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Get it, RiRi! Love her.

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Rihanna, Kanye West and Paul McCartney release ‘Four Five Seconds’ video

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Honestly, the new Rihanna/Paul McCartney/Kanye West track ‘Four Five Seconds’ is one of the most perplexing single releases in recent history. It’s an absolutely horrendous song with a collaboration that just does NOT fit (and that probably only happened because they thought it would be ~unexpected~ and ~legendary~), no matter what way you slice it. I get that RiRi needs to get back out there, though I don’t think this is the way to do it. I’m not really shocked at Kanye, though – he’s always trying to one-up everyone with some crazy shit (which REALLY worked with 808s and Heartbreaks, but NOT here).

Here’s the video, which was released yesterday:

Ugh, this is AWFUL. What do you think?

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Leonardo DiCaprio and Rihanna are a thing now, apparently

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Leonardo DiCaprio is a total ladies man, and Rihanna is basically everyone’s woman (come on, you know she’s hot), so I suppose it makes sense that these two would hook up. That’s the word on the street, anyway. Apparently they got hot and heavy at a party at the Playboy mansion – at least according to TMZ:

It wasn’t Leonardo DiCaprio’s birthday this weekend … but it sure felt like it … he was seen going straight up “Wolf of Wall Street” on Rihanna at the Playboy Mansion.

It’s a good thing for Leo … designer Nikki Erwin had boyfriend/producer Chuck Pacheco — “Alpha Dogs,” “My Sister’s Keeper” — invite him to her star-stacked 30th B-Day at the Playboy Mansion Saturday … and our spies tell TMZ, Cap and RiRi were gettin’ super steamy and even swapping spit.

A friend of Leo’s tells us the kissing didn’t happen … but 2 people who were there say it did. BTW … not that there’s anything wrong with it.

Huh. Well… I guess it’s possible? Hilariously, MediaTakeout took it 80 steps further and claimed that not only did RiRi and Leo kiss, but they’re actually having a baby together!

MediaTakeOut.com told you guys that Leonardo DiCaprio was dating Rihanna . . . and that they rang in the new year together. Some of y’all ain’t believe us. Well now we have controverted proof.

On Saturday night, there was a party at the Playboy mansion. One of the Playmates tweeted out that she saw Rihanna kissing Leo. She quickly deleted it and added that she was at the mansion with “unnamed celebs” after she realized that she might get in trouble for spilling tea.

Anyways, our SAME SNITCH that told us about Leo and Rihanna (before ANYONE ELSE KNEW) told us that Rihanna is DEFINITELY PREGNANT. And that despite her recent “partying” . . . Rihanna STILL PLANS on keeping the baby. We’re STILL not clear yet on who the father is . . . but it now looks like it MIGHT BE LEONARDO DiCAPRIO!!

LOL, yeah, okay. I mean, part of me can’t even see the kiss happening – I don’t think Mountain Man is particularly Rihanna’s taste, but I suppose anything’s possible…

Do you think this happened?

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Rihanna’s finally ready to release some new music

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Rihanna was in the habit of releasing a new album every year but so far, she’s left us hanging. But guess what – #R8, the new album, is said to be on the way. A tracklist leaked, Rihanna has been in the studio and we are about to have some new jams on our hands!

First, a clip of what she’s up to in the studio:


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Next, the supposed leaked tracklist:

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Thirdly, someone said that her first single from the album is going to be called ‘Kisses Don’t Lie’, which… okay, girl. I’m here for this. Just give it to us now!

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Young celebrities are richer than ever

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Forbes released their annual list of the highest earning celebrities under the age of 30 this week, and perhaps unsurprisingly, they’re mostly all pop stars. They base the list off of their Celebrity 100 list and research they gathered to put that one together, so without further ado, prepare to cry yourself to sleep over your stack of student loans and leftover Thanksgiving food tonight as you realize just how much money these young people have and how much you (we) don’t:

1. Justin Bieber, age 20, $80 million
2. One Direction, average age 21, $75 million
3. Taylor Swift, age 24, $64 million
4. Bruno Mars, age 29, $60 million
5. Rihanna, age 26, $48 million
6. Miley Cyrus, age 21, $36 million
7. Jennifer Lawrence, age 24, $34 million
8. Lady Gaga, age 28, $33 million
9. Avicii, age 25, $28 million
10. Skrillex, age 26, $18 million

Please tell me how on God’s green earth SKRILLEX made $18 million. Like, how is that just? How is it even possible? My mind is blown. Avicii is another surprise. I know people were nuts about ‘Wake Me Up’ and ‘Hey, Brother’… but $28 million worth of crazy? I mean, damn.

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