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Rielle Hunter

Quotables: Rielle Hunter is One Crazy B-tch

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“We are a family, but as of the end of last week John Edwards and I are no longer a couple. Not at all. For me, for my part in it, it’s because I’m no longer interested in hiding, hiding our relationship, not living out. I don’t know if you’ve noticed, but we’ve had a lot of media scrutiny. It’s complicated and it’s hard. It wears you down after a while.”

The illustrious Rielle Hunter on ‘The View’, talking about the affair that ruined a marriage (or at least helped ruin it), and how it didn’t even pay off in the end, unless you want to consider a child whose paternity was denied “paying off.”

I mean ugh. How does this woman even stand herself at the end of the day? How does that back of dicks stand himself at the end of the day? The whole thing is just awful, and the fact that Rielle is talking about this *STILL* (and airing her and John’s personal dirty laundry on ‘The View’ of all places) just kills me.

The National Enquirer Says That John Edwards and Rielle Hunter Are Engaged and I Believe It

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John Edwards, whose estranged wife, Elizabeth, passed away a few weeks ago after a battle with cancer, has reportedly popped the question to his baby mama and partner in busting up a long-term marriage, Rielle Hunter.

Sources indicate that she said yes, and I have no doubts that this story is totally legit – it was the Enquirer that broke the story of the affair those years ago, so why wouldn’t they be spot-on this time, too? It’s like the magazine has a bug stuck to Edwards’ ass, which transmits messages every time he shits, cheats, or proposes to some crazy-eyed famewhore.

And speaking of which, the headline on the latest edition screamingly directs John’s two young children to CALL RIELLE MOMMY. Because yes. Calling the woman who broke your mommy and daddy up ‘Mommy’ is probably just as rational as assuming that these children forgot that their mother died three weeks ago.

This is going to be a totally normal, non-obsessive relationship.  For sure.

Rielle Hunter Tries to Sweep in For the Kill, Wants to Marry John Edwards Now That His Wife is Dead

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Just when you think this psychopath couldn’t sink any lower, Rielle Hunter, the former mistress of politician John Edwards, is flapping her gums to ‘family friends’ to the tune of wanting to make her and Edwards’ relationship ‘official’ by gittin’ hitched.

Radar Online claims to have sources placed close to the Edwards family, and the inside makes no bones about stating that Rielle is practically about to sprint down the aisle, John grudgingly in tow:

“Rielle has been very patient through all of this. She still believes that John is her soul mate, and she thinks that they’re going to get married.”

On the topic of Elizabeth’s fatal illness, Hunter had been rather apathetic, and the sources say that her attitude almost bordered on outright scorn:

“She [Rielle] doesn’t care about anyone but herself. She’s been selfish and horrible this whole time, no matter what else has been said about her.”

Elizabeth, if, like Rielle, you’ve forgotten already, passed away yesterday at the age of 61.