Of course you do, so let’s not waste time.
Reese has a ranch in Ojai, California, and that’s where the wedding took place. There were 120 guests, including the likes of Renee Zellweger, Tobey Maguire (aww, remember Pleasantville?), Robert Downey Jr., and Sean Penn with Scarlett Johansson. The groom and Reese’s children walked down the aisle to “The Tennessee Waltz,” which I think is charming, and Reese went with the traditional “Here Comes the Bride.” She wore a custom Monique Lhuillier dress, and that’s about all the information there is right now.
I just love Reese Witherspoon, can you tell? Here’s hoping that she has millions of adorable babies with her new husband and they live the rest of their years together out on the ranch, slopping pigs and wrangling cattle to their hearts’ content. Unless Reese wants to make another Legally Blonde sequel. Then she’s welcome back anytime.
March 27, 2011 at 8:30 am by Emily
Reese is going to marry Jim Toth, her boyfriend since January of last year, in a private ceremony at her home today. And by “private,” I mean that she’s apparently made her guests sign an agreement saying that they won’t discuss the wedding with the press. Judging by that little tidbit, I think it’ll probably be a while before we get any wedding photos (what a shame, right?), so let’s do the next best thing and look at a gallery of Reese being beautiful throughout the years, from this year’s Academy Awards to the premiere of Cruel Intentions in 1999. Enjoy!
March 26, 2011 at 9:30 am by Emily
Reese Witherspoon, who’s been dating that Jim Toth agent guy for awhile now, has confirmed to her fans that she, yes, is engaged. Toth apparently proposed over the Christmas break and Reese happily obliged.
Jim seems like a cool guy and what not, and he’s not hard on the eyes, but she used to wake up next to Jake Gyllenhaal. And she kicked him to the curb.
I’ll be honest – I heaved a humongous sigh of relief when the Witherspoon/Philippe marriage went belly-up, because ever since I Know What You Did Last Summer, I thought that Ryan Philippe was the height of deep-voiced pretentiousness and no one like that deserves to woo and win the heart of Miss Sweet Home Alabama. Except Jake Gyllenhaal.
And when she did move on to Jake, good old long-term relationship Jake Gyllenhaal, sparks of happiness were emitted from my cold, bitchy heart and I thought, ‘Yes, this is a celebrity relationship that I could really sink my teeth into.’ But you know what? It all comes to an end eventually.
So on that note, congratulations, Reese, Jim. But bear in mind my sage offering of advice that, indeed, nothing good on this earth lasts.
Can’t wait to see photos of your wedding!
December 29, 2010 at 6:30 am by Sarah
“I had someone correct my grammar on a blind date once, and I knew within the first 10 minutes that the date was over. Just don’t correct my grammar. I’m from Tennessee. I probably say everything wrong.”
- Reese Witherspoon recently told People her first-date dealbreaker.
December 12, 2010 at 10:51 am by Molls
Reese Witherspoon and her new boyfriend Jim Toth were snapped getting breakfast together in LA this morning. The two were affectionate and seemed comfortable around each other. How else could you explain why Reese was shoveling food into her mouth and doing some serious Jim Carrey shit with her face? Considering Reese is still kind of fresh off of her break-up with Jake Gyllenhaal, I have to wonder if this Jim bro is a total rebound, or perhaps the next big thing in her life.
April 25, 2010 at 1:43 pm by Molls
Aw, well, that was a fun little game while it lasted, wasn’t it?
I am hesitant to even report on this “break-up” because I think we all knew that the whole “Reese Witherspoon and Jake Gyllenhaal are dating” thing was a massive ruse dreamed up by some managers or PR people somewhere to give their clients a sense of normalcy in the press. I don’t know if you are all as in to the whole blind item scene as much as I am, but just in case, scroll through the archives of “Toothy Tile” on Blind Items Exposed and catch up for a second. Toothy Tile has been rumored to be Jake forever and pretty much everyone beside Jake has been eliminated by E! gossip gal Ted Casablanca at some point or another (please note how he refers to them as “cute-in-public”.)
Reese was Jake’s temporary beard, if you believe these sorts of things (and I very much do.) He’ll get set up with another KiKi Dunst or Reese just like he’s always been in a couple months and he and his boyfriend can continue to live life privately and at their own pace. However, if you buy the hot pile of crap that Us Weekly is selling this week, you’ll see that Jake’s not dealing so well with the seperation from the woman he’s probably never even seen naked:
After nearly three years together, Reese Witherspoonand Jake Gyllenhaal called it quits in early December. “It broke his heart,” an insider reveals in the new issue of Us Weekly.
A source close to Gyllenhaal, 29, explains that the once-golden couple “fought constantly in the past few months,” and that the relationship concluded over a series of phone calls.
Adds another source, “No one cheated. There was no drama.”
Here’s where I’d normally make a statement about how this probably sucks for them but it sounds like they’re handling it maturely and I hope that this doesn’t take any toll on Reese’s kids, who were supposedly close to Jake. HOWEVER! I don’t believe a word of it! Never have! They’re just two good-looking people linked up by Hollywood to have their photos taken. If you’re attractive, famous and you can stand the person you’re supposed to hang out with, you’d be stupid not to do this unless you’re George Clooney. Then you just fuck whatever walks your way, especially if it’s me that’s walking his way. Wait, what?
Point is: I’m pretty sure Jake, his boyfriend, Reese and the kids are all going to come away from this just fine and having received exactly the right amount of press to make it worth it.