Today's Evil Beet Gossip

Prince Harry

Reunited and It Feels So Good

Prince Harry got back home today. He was met at RAF Brize Norton in the UK by his father and brother. Glad you’re safe, buddy. And I’m also way sorry that the foreign media...

Rest Easy Girls…

Prince Harry will not be going to Iraq. Chief of the General Staff, General Sir Richard Dannatt, said in a statement: “There have been a number of specific threats, some reported, and...

Damn, Harry

I always thought I was a Prince William girl, but that’s one hell of a stomach on Mr. Harry. I think I do have to stick with Wills, though; Queen Beet has a nice ring to it.

Late-Night Links

Prince Harry has officially been deployed to Iraq, where his Nazi garb should go over particularly well. [A Socialite’s Life] Rumor has it Jennifer Lopez will be performing on...

This Has Gone Too Far

They are sending Prince Harry to Basra, Iraq. As part of the military. I say “Once more unto the breach, dear friends, once more.” Also, just an FYI, The name Al-Basrah in...