Today's Evil Beet Gossip

Prince Harry

Rest Easy Girls…

Prince Harry will not be going to Iraq. Chief of the General Staff, General Sir Richard Dannatt, said in a statement: “There have been a number of specific threats, some reported, and...

Damn, Harry

I always thought I was a Prince William girl, but that’s one hell of a stomach on Mr. Harry. I think I do have to stick with Wills, though; Queen Beet has a nice ring to it.

Late-Night Links

Prince Harry has officially been deployed to Iraq, where his Nazi garb should go over particularly well. [A Socialite’s Life] Rumor has it Jennifer Lopez will be performing on...

This Has Gone Too Far

They are sending Prince Harry to Basra, Iraq. As part of the military. I say “Once more unto the breach, dear friends, once more.” Also, just an FYI, The name Al-Basrah in...