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Pia Toscano

The Dancing With the Stars Friends Remix ‘Friday’

Just when you thought the Rebecca Black pandemonium had died down to a dull roar, those crazy kids on DWTS have gone and resurrected ‘Friday’ with their own spin, and it’s actually not half bad if you can get past the whole idea that, despite different players, IT’S STILL ‘Friday,’ ffs. However? Though Mark Ballas is way hot, and I’d just love to be Pia Toscano these days (who was lurking on the sidelines, trying hard not to be filmed), the beatboxing and awkward jiving was just embarrassing. If this is what Mark’s like behind closed doors, man … you in danger, girl.

Pia’s Performing on Dancing with the Stars, You Guys!

A photo of Pia Toscano

I tried to soothe your hearts a couple of weeks ago, right after Pia got eliminated from American Idol, by letting you know that she’s in talks with Interscope and that she went on a date with Mark Ballas and that she’s doing great in her life.  Well, saddle up, Pia fans, because things just keep looking up for this girl.

Next week, Pia’s going to be singing a little ditty on Dancing with the Stars, and – wait for it – Mark is going to be dancing to her song! Is that not the most romantic thing you’ve ever heard?  Does that not make you feel like love truly exists in this world, like anything at all is possible because these two crazy kids found each other and are making it work?

If not, then you need to get some love in your heart and check back, friends.

Good News, Everybody: Pia’s Going to Be Just Fine

A photo of Pia Toscano

A lot of you apparently disagree with Molls and me about how silly Pia Toscano is, and that’s ok, because diversity is what makes the world interesting.  However, there’s no reason for any of us to get bees in our bonnets over this girl, because she’s already doing great for herself, and let me tell you all about it.

Did you hear that she already signed a record deal with Interscope?  Well, that’s mostly a lie:  there’s no contract as of right this second, but they want to do a single with her real soon.  They just have to clear it with 19 Management, the company that oversees all the Idol kids.  Pretty impressive, right?  But wait, there’s more.

You know who Pia went out with on Friday night? Mark Ballas, you know, from Dancing with the Stars?  And it went pretty well, judging by this awkward paparazzi clip from TMZ.

So friends, we can hem and haw all we please about whether or not Pia deserved to be eliminated so early or if she’s really all that amazing of a performer, but at the end of the day, sister’s just going to ride this train for all it’s worth, just as she should.  More power to you, girl.