I mean, it’s not as if the majority if you probably care (I know I particularly do not), but it’s always fun calling someone out on plastic surgery, especially if it wasn’t really all that necessary to begin with.
Anyway, the above is a photo of Pia doing something for her new single, probably, which I also, equally, do not care about, and the photo below, here, is a photo of Pia looking kind of … well, a little different.
This is Pia’s first official single, can you believe it?! She just got a shiny new record deal with Interscope, and now she can release boring ol’ singles like this on a larger scale. Aren’t we so excited?
But what do you guys think of this song? More boring Pia, right? I mean, obviously the girl’s talented, but who honestly cares?
You know, there’s positively no doubt in my mind that Pia Toscano, who was recently kicked off of American Idol, is a wicked talented chick who’s got a crazy good voice. She’s also pretty sweet and is cute enough to be dating Mark Ballas, who is just hot. Flat-the-fuck-out hot. Smoking hot. What I’m wondering, though, does she have an unfair advantage in performing on Dancing With the Stars BECAUSE she’s dating Mark Ballas? If she weren’t porking him on the regular, would the network even consider having an American Idol reject perform on their show? It’s a sticky situation, but for Pia, it’s win-win. Lose out on AI? That’s OK – you get a record label, a hot boyfriend who can probably move in bed as well as he does on stage, and public appearances on much-watched shows left and right. Goes to show you, guys – dreams can come true.
Just when you thought the Rebecca Black pandemonium had died down to a dull roar, those crazy kids on DWTS have gone and resurrected ‘Friday’ with their own spin, and it’s actually not half bad if you can get past the whole idea that, despite different players, IT’S STILL ‘Friday,’ ffs. However? Though Mark Ballas is way hot, and I’d just love to be Pia Toscano these days (who was lurking on the sidelines, trying hard not to be filmed), the beatboxing and awkward jiving was just embarrassing. If this is what Mark’s like behind closed doors, man … you in danger, girl.
I tried to soothe your hearts a couple of weeks ago, right after Pia got eliminated from American Idol, by letting you know that she’s in talks with Interscope and that she went on a date with Mark Ballas and that she’s doing great in her life. Well, saddle up, Pia fans, because things just keep looking up for this girl.
Next week, Pia’s going to be singing a little ditty on Dancing with the Stars, and – wait for it – Mark is going to be dancing to her song! Is that not the most romantic thing you’ve ever heard? Does that not make you feel like love truly exists in this world, like anything at all is possible because these two crazy kids found each other and are making it work?
If not, then you need to get some love in your heart and check back, friends.
A lot of you apparently disagree with Molls and me about how silly Pia Toscano is, and that’s ok, because diversity is what makes the world interesting. However, there’s no reason for any of us to get bees in our bonnets over this girl, because she’s already doing great for herself, and let me tell you all about it.
Did you hear that she already signed a record deal with Interscope? Well, that’s mostly a lie: there’s no contract as of right this second, but they want to do a single with her real soon. They just have to clear it with 19 Management, the company that oversees all the Idolkids. Pretty impressive, right? But wait, there’s more.
So friends, we can hem and haw all we please about whether or not Pia deserved to be eliminated so early or if she’s really all that amazing of a performer, but at the end of the day, sister’s just going to ride this train for all it’s worth, just as she should. More power to you, girl.
Did you sit with bated breath as you waited to see which American Idolcontestant would be going home? Did you do an awkward little fist pump that startled your sleeping puppy when you heard it was Pia Toscano? Well, then we had pretty similar nights last night, and I think we should probably be friends on Facebook.
It was really just a matter of time before Pia was sent home – she wasn’t going to win. I say that because I have faith in America, even after it almost sent the glorious Casey Abrams home (love you no matter what, Casey!). At the end of the day, Pia is just a one-trick pony, and while admittedly she has a pretty sweet trick, it’s not enough. Because you know what people like to see onstage? Stage presence. Pia didn’t really have any of that going on, and if I had to watch her stand still and wave her arms around and bore me and my puppy to death for one more week, I was going to lose it.
What do you guys think? Did Pia deserve to go home? Who do you think is going to win now?