Who the fuck is Phoebe Price?
It is my whole fucking job to know who these people are, and I cannot for the life of me understand why people know or care about Phoebe Price. I’ve basically avoided writing about her in the past, but I think it’s time we got to the bottom of this. Who is she?
I’ve actually been at events with her. I’ve personally watched her whore it up on the red carpet and inside assorted parties, and I still have no idea who she is.
She’s not pretty.
She doesn’t have a famous family.
She doesn’t date a famous person.
She’s not on a TV show, nor has she ever had more than a minor role in a minor movie.
She’s never committed a serious crime or been involved in any scandal.
How did she become famous?
Anyway, here’s Phoebe, doing whatever it is she does on Robertson on Tuesday.
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