Dec 26, 2007 at 02:49 am by Evil Beet

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Either these kids are the ultimate example of life imitating art, or the publicists over at Gossip Girl are working overtime. On the heels of multiple reports that Leighton Meester is dating Chace Crawford, we get this:

Word on the street is that Blake Lively is dating her on-screen love, Penn Badgley, in real life.

“No one is really supposed to know that,” laughs an insider. “I was told by a friend of the family.”

This story’s a bit circumspect, firstly because everyone knows that Blake Lively belongs to me, and also because she’s reportedly still on-and-off dating her Burbank High School classmate, actor/model Kelly Blatz.

Hm.

This story was definitely planted by someone. The question is just whose someone? Gossip Girl’s producers? Blake? Penn? Or Kelly Blatz?

I just don’t know, you guys. I just don’t know. Life is full of so many unanswerable questions.

Nov 04, 2007 at 01:39 am by Evil Beet

Chace Crawford, Penn Badgley and Shawn Pyfrom celebrate Penn’s 21st birthday at TAO in Las Vegas.

Chace Crawford, Penn Badgley and Shawn Pyfrom celebrate Penn’s 21st birthday at TAO in Las Vegas.

He’s only 21????

I am so old.

Also, everyone in this picture is really sober.

The glazed look in their eyes?

Food coma.

JC Chasez was there, too, but I can’t even really handle the weirdness of that fact to elaborate much on it. I guess he just likes younger men. You think he’s with Shawn these days? I think so.

HAPPY 21st BIRTHDAY, PENN!

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