A Modern Romance
Sep 02, 2008 at 07:10 pm by Evil Beet

Heh.

You gotta love this.

Cameron Diaz is chatting on her cell phone while her boyfriend, model (and Aniston ex) Paul Sculfor is texting on his.

I like this photo because it pretty much typifies every relationship I’ve been in during the past, like, five years. Like, “Yes, dear, you are very pretty. Now go entertain yourself while I talk to the people whose conversation I enjoy. I’ll call for you when I need you to be pretty for me again.”

Hey, whatever works.

I Guess You Never Really Age Out of the Playing Musical Boyfriends
Jun 23, 2008 at 11:55 pm by Evil Beet

You’d think once they hit their mid-30s, these women would realize that there are more than 25 men on the planet. This seems not to be the case, as Cameron Diaz is now dating Jennifer Aniston ex Paul Sculfor, while Jennifer Aniston is dating Cameron Diaz ex John Mayer.