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Paul McCartney

I Need to Divorce Paul McCartney ASAP

Heather Mills McFugly finally settled her divorce from the Beatle — to the tune of $48.6 million. It isn’t even close to what she was asking for originally, but still. I could...

Heather Mills Settles with Paul McCartney

For a reported $100 million. That sum includes a $40M lump sum payment, and around $5M a year in child support until little Beatrice turns 18. Why on earth does Beatrice need $5 mil a year...

Late-Night Links

Now you can cross “See Steven Tyler’s bare ass” off your list of things to do before you die. I know, I know. When you put it on there twenty years ago it seemed a much...