Oct 06, 2008 at 10:51 pm by
Evil Beet
Congratulations to AmIdol also-ran Paris Bennett, who popped out a healthy little girl on Monday. She named the little girl Egypt, just like she said she would when she announced her pregnancy this summer. I’d hoped she would change her mind and go with something a little less ridiculous, like “Kuwait” or “Equatorial Guinea” or, ya know, “Chlamydia,” but it was all for naught. The ink is dry on the birth certificate. I tried to advocate for you, little ChlamydiaEgypt. I’m sorry I let you down.
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