Today's Evil Beet Gossip

Oprah Winfrey

Why Must Oprah Ruin Everything?

Monday on Oprah, Jon Hamm — I’m sure his last name got Oprah all excited and January Jones of Mad Men will have the pleasure of beiing guests of Saint Potatohead.  Of course, O...

Oprah Sued for $1 Trillion

Yeah, you read that right. $1 trillion-with-a-T. Here’s the story: In an intellectual property case filed July 31 with the US District Court in Washington, D.C. author Damon Lloyd...

Oprah Destroys KFC

No, Oprah did not go into her local Kentucky Fried Chicken and rip tables and booths in half with her bare hands in a fit of extra tasty crispy fried chicken-craving rage… Although I...

Quotables

“I was an addict for all practical purposes, that I had never stuck to a real diet, that I’d never stuck to a real exercise program, and that when confronted by my doctor and...