So I guess Jimmy Choo is doing a line for H&M. So of course they need to do a big Hollywood launch party for it. And they get a whole bunch of celebs to come. But whoever did the lighting on the red carpet completely fucked it up, so nobody gets to look good except for Hayden Panettiere, who can’t possibly look bad no matter what.

And then you have this completely tragic picture of Olivia Wilde, who is still basically the most beautiful human being on the planet, but she really need to avoid taking photos while standing next to Rashida Jones, who is incredibly tiny. Really it looks like someone did a bad job of Photoshopping them next to each other, like they messed up on the scale.

And also WTF is Paris Hilton wearing? We are NOT bringing back parachute pants, Paris. Not you, not Jimmy Choo, not anyone. We’re not bringing them back. Not now, not ever. Conversation over.

Funny or Die has come out with another one of their “Not-So-Funny But I Don’t Feel Like Dying” videos and this one is about the healthcare crisis in the US.  It doesn’t matter what it’s about — Jon Hamm is in it.  What else do you need to know?  Beet’s favorite, Olivia Wilde, is in it as well, but did I mention about Jon Hamm?  When I’m not busy having a completely immoral, extra-marital affair with John Krasinski, Hamm’s my man.

Also in the skit are Will Farrell, Thomas Lennon and Robert Ben Garant from Reno 911, Masi Oka (Heroes), Jordana Spiro (My Boys), Donald Faison (Scrubs) and Linda Cardellini (ER).  And Jon Hamm.  He’s in it too.

Love her, love her, love her.

Perfect.

The only thing is that if you look at the close-ups of her face it looks like she’s been crying all day and they went overboard with the concealer to cover it up.

I just kind of think that House’s Olivia Wilde is the most beautiful person on earth. Every time I see her I’m just like, “Wow. She’s prettier than me by a lot.” That’s kind of how I approach every other woman on the planet. I’m just like, “Is she prettier than me or uglier than me? By what degree? If she’s prettier than me, what could I do to be more pretty like her?” And with Olivia it’s just like “Nothing. There is nothing you can do to be this pretty.”

Here’s Olivia at a fashion event in BevHills. Also there: Debra Messing and Rumer Willis.

Oh look.

It’s Olivia Wilde.

Getting it on with a chick.

This is actually a super hot make-out scene. Love the hair-pulling. I’m so into hair-pulling.

I’ve met Olivia before. She’s actually more beautiful in person, if that’s even conceivable.