Today's Evil Beet Gossip

O.J. Simpson

Put Him in Gen Pop!

Do you like my prison lingo? Do you see how cool I am? I know phrases like “gen pop” because I grew up in the hood and all my friends were thugs and we periodically enrolled in...

Don’t Try to Steal the Soap, OJ

Orenthal James Simpson was sentenced today to at least fifteen years in the slammer for his hotel armed robbery after a judge rejected his apology and said, “It was much more than...

O.J. Denied Retrial

The Juice is going to the slammer … probably for the rest of his life. A Nevada judge denied O.J. Simpson’s bid for a new trial on Friday, saying his lawyers’ arguments...

The Best Part of my Day

today was knowing that O.J. is in the clink.  I love watching this video.  Note how there is no stumbling over the pronunication of Orenthal.  That is because that woman knows she...

OJ Case in Jury’s Hands

The O.J. Simpson sports-memorabilia case has concluded testimony and has been handed over to the jury. Quote of the week goes to Clark County District Attorney David Roger in his closing...

O.J.’s Second Jury Selected

Heh, how do you go about finding an unbiased jury for another O.J. Simpson trial? You don’t, really, unless you’re going to start combing the local elementary schools...

Goin Goin Back Back to Jail Jail

OJ Simpson was dressed for the golf course rather than the slammer as he arrived at McCarran airport in Las Vegas because his bail was revoked. He was removed from the plane once it hit the...

Why Is OJ Back in Jail?

Because he should be, that’s why. Because he’s motherfucking crazy. OJ was ordered to have no contact (direct, indirect, via third parties, or even via “passenger...