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Nicole "Snooki" Polizzi

Snooki Endorses Exercise

Yo, that’s crazy. That’s like Charlie Sheen sponsoring his local police department, or Lindsay Lohan endorsing Promises. You’d think it’d go together like peanut...

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Jersey Shore‘s Snooki out and about, partying in Toronto this past week with a, uh, new friend.

Cookie Monster: Snooki’s Latest Diet

So, Snooki, at 4’9″, claims that she weighs 110 pounds. Now, I’ll be honest: I’m not a good estimator when it comes to height-weight ratios, but I think that sounds...

Snooki May Save Season 2 of Jersey Shore

The preview for Jersey Miami Shore has finally hit the Internet, and, although a lot of it is exactly the hyperbolic dreck you were expecting, there is some potential for awesomeness. First...

Snooki and JWoww Take Miami

I just love basically any candids of Snooki doing anything anywhere. The newly single Snooks is in Miami, stirring up drama for season two of Jersey Shore (OMG IS EVERYBODY SO EXCITED??)...