But real quick, look how sad she looks again! For as happy as she seems to be, you’d think she’d be able to smile more than three times (I counted) in the dozens and dozens of pictures of her that have been taken since she realized she was pregnant. I realize that some people always look like a bitch, but I really didn’t think that our Snooki was one of those people.

Snooki’s currently in Cancun with J Woww, where a plethora of sad face pictures were taken. The absolute saddest though?

Yes, that’s Snooki watching on as a bunch of ladies, including J Woww and her BFF, Ryder, party on the beach with a dude wearing a mask from The Mask. Total sadness.

But anyway, now let me show you some quotes from Snooki’s very first interview post-pregnancy confirmation:

Snooki is looking forward to being one hot mama!

Though her pregnancy wasn’t planned, the pint-sized “Jersey Shore” star says she sees the benefits of having a child at a young age.

“I’m only 24 so it happened kind of quick,” she said on MTV’s “Jersey Shore After Hours” Thursday night. “But it’s better because now I can be a MILF.”

Snooki, who is expecting her first child with fiancé Jionni LaValle, also believes her hard-partying past has helped her prepare for pregnancy.

“Pregnancy sickness is just like you’re hungover,” she explains.

But while she loves to get wild and crazy at the clubs, the self-proclaimed “guidette” says she’s now “in total mom mode.”

“I just can’t wait to have a kid now,” said Snooki, who has cut out her alcohol and caffeine intake since learning she was with child after New Year’s Eve.

See, that’s the Snooki we all know and love!

“I don’t want to be one of those moms who’s pregnant in a club. It’s disgusting.”

Oh. OK then. See, I thought there was some kind of misunderstanding for a second. That quote up there? That’s Snooki, who said earlier in the week to Us that she didn’t want to be all up in the club pregnant. Because it was trashy, in a manner of speaking. Yet the photos above (and below)? They tell a different story, huh? Or, I don’t know – they were … what, taken in a setting room made to look like a club? Just because that’s Snooki’s thing, even though she doesn’t want it to be her thing while she’s pregnant? No? Right. I didn’t think so.

Yeah, I suppose that would be Snooki up there, chilling her ass at a club almost four months pregnant (not that there’s anything necessarily wrong with it) even though she said that wasn’t her place to be, like, a few days ago.

Way to go, girl. Maybe you should try to convince the world of something other than the fact that you’re a flighty, waffling famewhore in addition to just being a regular, old famewhore. Quite a feat, I know, but I thought it could have been done for a hot second. I guess we’re all way wrong sometimes, huh?

Now, can we just make sure one more time that it was, indeed, a club she was hanging in, before we all look silly for making baseless assumptions?:

Yeah. Unless there’s a coffee shop that happens to have a red carpet sort of thing that facilitates photos featuring D-list reality stars and serves high-end champagne, I suppose Snooki was in a club hanging out after all. Is it so ‘disgusting’ now, Snooks, that you’ve kind of put your foot in your mouth?

No, I’m just joshin’ you, Snooki has actually been looking kind of miserable for a while. Even before her pregnancy and engagement were confirmed, I’d been keeping an eye on our photo agency’s pictures of her, because seriously, look at her. Where’s that smile? Where’s that bubbly girl we’re all so used to seeing?

Oh my gosh, you guys, I just had a thought. What if Snooki is like Bella in Breaking Dawn, and her fetus is killing her from the inside because it’s the product of some kind of unnatural union? What if Snooki gets thinner and so sickly looking, and she sits around the shore house all day, just wasting away, until J Woww comes up with the theory that the baby isn’t able to survive on food alone? And Ronnie gets to the blender and makes a concoction of Red Bull, bronzer, tanning lotion, and pickle juice, and the baby keeps growing and growing until Snooki goes into delivery, where Jionni has to … rip open her stomach and gnaw through her uterus with her teeth to get the baby out. I’m sorry, I know that’s exactly what happens in Breaking Dawn, but I’m having trouble coming up with a parallel that’s that messed up.

What do you guys think? Is Snooki glowing, or do you think she looks a little overwhelmed? Maybe she’s really not all “OMG I’m pregnant!” like she wants us to believe. To help you figure it out, I’ve compiled a selection of all the photos we have of Snooki since around New Year’s, which is when she said she found out she was pregnant. Do some analyzing, and let me know what you come up with, all right?

Of course those lovable guidos and guidettes are happy for Snooki! Why wouldn’t they be? She’s having a baby! What could possibly be wrong with that?

First, Pauly D spoke up about how excited he is for Snooki’s new arrival:

“Crazy! I’m real excited,” Pauly told MTV News about his pal’s impending motherhood. “You want to know why? I love babies! I love everything about them, when they’re not yours. So I’ll take care of it, spoil it and then when it’s crying, give it back to Snooki.”

It seems that Pauly isn’t the only one excited by the “Shore” crew’s first baby; the mama-to-be is also pretty stoked. “She’s excited,” he shared about Snooki. “She loves it. She’s always wanted kids. I want to be at the delivery room.”

While the baby’s daddy is most definitely Jionni, Pauly laughed that Snooki’s fling with Vinny had him worrying he might be a dad in the near future. “He’s counting the months,” Pauly joked about Vinny doing the conception math. “At first he was, but then he’s like, ‘It’s no way in the world, it’s no way. It’s gotta be Jionni’s. It’s gotta be.’ Aw, man, congratulations Vinny!” Pauly laughed.

Oh God, what if it is Vinny‘s kid? Or worse, what it the baby comes out looking just like a tiny little Situation? That’s a horrible, horrible thought, so I’ll just start thinking about how good the Snooki Delivery Special will be when it airs on MTV. Pauly will hit on nurses and other pregnant ladies, and Deena would try out something in an IV somewhere. It will be such a glorious piece of art, it really will.

But before we get too far ahead of ourselves, let’s also check out what good ol’ Sammi Sweetheart had to say about her friend’s pregnancy and engagement, and, of course, the wedding:

“I think for Nicole, I can see her having a cheetah or zebra print-themed wedding because she loves animal print,” roomie Sammi “Sweetheart” Giancola told us today while promoting the upcoming season finale of Jersey Shore (airing March 15 at 10 p.m. on MTV). “I’m excited for them. I just can’t wait to party for the wedding and do all the fun things she has coming in her life now.”

Sammi already has some GTL-inspired baby gifts in mind.

“If it’s a boy maybe some hair gel,” she laughed. “If it’s a girl, maybe some baby bronzer. I think it’s definitely going to be Jersey-themed.”

“Snooki is going to be a fun parent,” Sammi added.

And for any Snooki haters out there, Sammi’s got some words for you.

“It’s not like she’s 16 and pregnant,” she said. “She’s doing her thing, she’s living her life and I just think she’s blessed. I can’t wait to see a little guido or guidette running around. I just think it’s going to be so exciting.”

Yeah, it’s not like she’s 16 and pregnant, ok? It’s just that she’s 24 and probably an alcoholic, that’s what’s worrisome.

How are you guys feeling right now? Are you settling in to a world that will soon contain Snooki’s offspring yet?

From Us Magazine:

After weeks of rumors, Nicole “Snooki” Polizzi confirms exclusively in the new Us Weekly that she is 15 weeks pregnant — and engaged to the father, beau of one and a half years Jionni LaValle.

And the Jersey Shore star and LaValle, both 24, know just what detractors are thinking, they tell Us.

“I have different priorities now,” reformed party girl Snooki says. “I don’t care what anybody else thinks. As long as I know I’m ready and he’s ready.” Adds LaValle: “We are not going to screw this up.”

The once pouf-haired star and LaValle discovered the news “right after New Year’s,” she said. Snooki’s first thought? “‘S–t, I’ve been drinking!’ I was worried. It was New Year’s Eve and we were in Vegas, so I did go crazy.” she admits.

So, OK. I suppose there could be worse things. I suppose Snooki could have been, you know, seven-and-a-half months pregnant and drinking so heavily that she mistook the baby bump for pina colada overload, and chalking up her missed period to STD sterilization … things could be worse, and it could have been a lot longer that she “didn’t know” she was pregnant. Things could be way, way worse. The kid’s father could be Snooki’s ex, Emilio Masella. Shouldn’t we actually be thanking our lucky stars now? Yay, Snooki’s pregnant! Things could be worse.

What a beautiful, beautiful time in Snooki‘s life! This girl finally found the man of her dreams, is currently housing their lovechild in her uterus, and now, she’s engaged! And no, she still hasn’t made a formal announcement about any of these things, but look at that picture! Look at that ring! You don’t wear a large diamond ring on that finger unless you want to stir up some rumors. And speaking of rumors, you know which outlet just picked up the “Snooki’s pregnant and getting married” story and ran with it? People. So you know this shit is official now.

From People:

Not only is Nicole “Snooki” Polizzi expecting her first child with Jionni LaValle, but PEOPLE has learned that the happy couple is also engaged!

The Jersey Shore star, 24, and her now husband-to-be will welcome a baby later this year, a source confirms.

“I know he’s the one so I know the ring’s gonna come soon,” Polizzi told PEOPLE on Jan. 12 – though at the time, she had no idea a proposal was coming.

“Well, not soon-soon. He knows it should be big, cuz if it’s small I’m saying no. Like, ‘Get another ring!’ “

Mostly, I can’t wait for all the MTV specials and shows and exclusives about all of Snooki’s latest adventures. Remember when Keeping Up with the Kardashians showed a video from when Kourtney Kardashian gave birth to her son, and while everyone was telling her to push, she was like “whatevs, I got this” and just reached down and yanked the baby all the way out of the birth canal? This is going to be like that, except with funnier dialects, more questionable parenting, and more arrests on the beach. And I cannot wait for it.

Are you guys happy for Snooki too?