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Snooki’s Friends from Jersey Shore Are So Happy for Her

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Of course those lovable guidos and guidettes are happy for Snooki! Why wouldn’t they be? She’s having a baby! What could possibly be wrong with that?

First, Pauly D spoke up about how excited he is for Snooki’s new arrival:

“Crazy! I’m real excited,” Pauly told MTV News about his pal’s impending motherhood. “You want to know why? I love babies! I love everything about them, when they’re not yours. So I’ll take care of it, spoil it and then when it’s crying, give it back to Snooki.”

It seems that Pauly isn’t the only one excited by the “Shore” crew’s first baby; the mama-to-be is also pretty stoked. “She’s excited,” he shared about Snooki. “She loves it. She’s always wanted kids. I want to be at the delivery room.”

While the baby’s daddy is most definitely Jionni, Pauly laughed that Snooki’s fling with Vinny had him worrying he might be a dad in the near future. “He’s counting the months,” Pauly joked about Vinny doing the conception math. “At first he was, but then he’s like, ‘It’s no way in the world, it’s no way. It’s gotta be Jionni’s. It’s gotta be.’ Aw, man, congratulations Vinny!” Pauly laughed.

Oh God, what if it is Vinny‘s kid? Or worse, what it the baby comes out looking just like a tiny little Situation? That’s a horrible, horrible thought, so I’ll just start thinking about how good the Snooki Delivery Special will be when it airs on MTV. Pauly will hit on nurses and other pregnant ladies, and Deena would try out something in an IV somewhere. It will be such a glorious piece of art, it really will.

But before we get too far ahead of ourselves, let’s also check out what good ol’ Sammi Sweetheart had to say about her friend’s pregnancy and engagement, and, of course, the wedding:

“I think for Nicole, I can see her having a cheetah or zebra print-themed wedding because she loves animal print,” roomie Sammi “Sweetheart” Giancola told us today while promoting the upcoming season finale of Jersey Shore (airing March 15 at 10 p.m. on MTV). “I’m excited for them. I just can’t wait to party for the wedding and do all the fun things she has coming in her life now.”

Sammi already has some GTL-inspired baby gifts in mind.

“If it’s a boy maybe some hair gel,” she laughed. “If it’s a girl, maybe some baby bronzer. I think it’s definitely going to be Jersey-themed.”

“Snooki is going to be a fun parent,” Sammi added.

And for any Snooki haters out there, Sammi’s got some words for you.

“It’s not like she’s 16 and pregnant,” she said. “She’s doing her thing, she’s living her life and I just think she’s blessed. I can’t wait to see a little guido or guidette running around. I just think it’s going to be so exciting.”

Yeah, it’s not like she’s 16 and pregnant, ok? It’s just that she’s 24 and probably an alcoholic, that’s what’s worrisome.

How are you guys feeling right now? Are you settling in to a world that will soon contain Snooki’s offspring yet?

Snooki is Positively Pregnant, Confirms it to Us

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From Us Magazine:

After weeks of rumors, Nicole “Snooki” Polizzi confirms exclusively in the new Us Weekly that she is 15 weeks pregnant — and engaged to the father, beau of one and a half years Jionni LaValle.

And the Jersey Shore star and LaValle, both 24, know just what detractors are thinking, they tell Us.

“I have different priorities now,” reformed party girl Snooki says. “I don’t care what anybody else thinks. As long as I know I’m ready and he’s ready.” Adds LaValle: “We are not going to screw this up.”

The once pouf-haired star and LaValle discovered the news “right after New Year’s,” she said. Snooki’s first thought? “‘S–t, I’ve been drinking!’ I was worried. It was New Year’s Eve and we were in Vegas, so I did go crazy.” she admits.

So, OK. I suppose there could be worse things. I suppose Snooki could have been, you know, seven-and-a-half months pregnant and drinking so heavily that she mistook the baby bump for pina colada overload, and chalking up her missed period to STD sterilization … things could be worse, and it could have been a lot longer that she “didn’t know” she was pregnant. Things could be way, way worse. The kid’s father could be Snooki’s ex, Emilio Masella. Shouldn’t we actually be thanking our lucky stars now? Yay, Snooki’s pregnant! Things could be worse.

Also, Snooki Is Engaged

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What a beautiful, beautiful time in Snooki‘s life! This girl finally found the man of her dreams, is currently housing their lovechild in her uterus, and now, she’s engaged! And no, she still hasn’t made a formal announcement about any of these things, but look at that picture! Look at that ring! You don’t wear a large diamond ring on that finger unless you want to stir up some rumors. And speaking of rumors, you know which outlet just picked up the “Snooki’s pregnant and getting married” story and ran with it? People. So you know this shit is official now.

From People:

Not only is Nicole “Snooki” Polizzi expecting her first child with Jionni LaValle, but PEOPLE has learned that the happy couple is also engaged!

The Jersey Shore star, 24, and her now husband-to-be will welcome a baby later this year, a source confirms.

“I know he’s the one so I know the ring’s gonna come soon,” Polizzi told PEOPLE on Jan. 12 – though at the time, she had no idea a proposal was coming.

“Well, not soon-soon. He knows it should be big, cuz if it’s small I’m saying no. Like, ‘Get another ring!’ “

Mostly, I can’t wait for all the MTV specials and shows and exclusives about all of Snooki’s latest adventures. Remember when Keeping Up with the Kardashians showed a video from when Kourtney Kardashian gave birth to her son, and while everyone was telling her to push, she was like “whatevs, I got this” and just reached down and yanked the baby all the way out of the birth canal? This is going to be like that, except with funnier dialects, more questionable parenting, and more arrests on the beach. And I cannot wait for it.

Are you guys happy for Snooki too?