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Nicole "Snooki" Polizzi

Merry Christmas, Snooki Brown!

This is how Jersey Shore‘s Snooki spent Christmas – sitting in her messy bedroom taking self-portraits and mugging for her boyfriend’s really shitty camera. It could be worse – she could have been doing what LeAnn Rimes was doing – busting her tailbone wide open on a bed stuffed with goose down feathers. Thank God for...

5 Best Transformations of 2011

Yesterday we did the Top 5 Douchebags of 2011, so I thought it only fair to give credit where credit is due (even if the aforementioned “credit” is only on temporary loan, like most credit is and then the person in slot #2 shoots back to complete grossness, and not just partial) and acknowledge those celebrities who have done some good...

Look Who’s All Skinny and Stuff!

So, I’ve said it before (and a lot of you gave me shit for it for some reason), but I’m going to say it again: I don’t care how much weight you’ve lost, Snooki, you’re still a disgusting human being. You’re as bad as Kim Kardashian, you’re just not nearly as rich and not nearly as “klassy.”...

The Fifth Season of Jersey Shore Is Nearly Upon Us!

The last season of Jersey Shore was so intense, right? There was all that drama with Jionni, we got to see Snooki’s problem with alcohol become painfully obvious and undeniable (as if it wasn’t already, right?) and, possibly the best part of all, we got to see The Situation ram his head into a wall. The fourth season of Jersey Shore...

Snooki Exfoliates with Kitty Litter

Wow. Uh, I sort of told the whole story in that headline. Snooki rubs kitty litter on her face as part of her beauty regime. Oh, I could give you guys the priceless excerpt from Conan‘s show where we learn this lovely little tidbit: Conan: “You give some very strange beauty tips in here. In this book, you say it’s acceptable to use cat...

Love It or Leave It: Snooki’s Mega-Poof

Looks to me like Snooki‘s becoming quite the caricature of herself, huh? I also love that absolutely no one is fazed by her presence. It’s like no one even cares. It’s like she’s as famous as Mario Lopez or something. I’m actually beginning to think that if I happened to see Snooki walking down the street at me, that...