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Nicole "Snooki" Polizzi

Oh No, Snooki Nudes!

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In a world where celebrities often take nude photos of themselves and save them on their cell phones or email accounts, we’ve seen a lot of famous tits. We’ve seen this happen to Blake Lively, Scarlett Johansson, Christina Hendricks, and Mila Kunis, just to name a few ladies. But today, I bring you the greatest news of all: someone leaked some new nude photos. Of Snooki. Oh dear god.

From E! Online:

We’re guessing Snooki didn’t want to see these nude photos of her popping up on a U.K. paper’s website.

The Jersey Shore star appears to be the latest celeb victim of sexy cell phone photos gone wrong, after the photos were leaked on the Internet.

So, what’s the deal?

While it’s not clear exactly who leaked the photos, the 24-year-old reality star can be seen taking photos of herself in a robe opened to reveal her body, as well as completely in the buff in the snaps.

“Clearly these are old and personal photos that were not meant for the ?public,” Snooki’s rep told E! News exclusively. “It’s a shame someone decided to leak them for obvious personal gain.”

Meanwhile, the usually loquacious reality star, who is pregnant with her first child with fiancé Jionni LaVelle (she’s not sporting a baby bump in the pictures) has kept mum on the leaked snaps so far.

The good news, or the bad news, depending on your outlook, is that all the photos I can find are censored. I’m really sorry, but all you’re going to see are photos like this:

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My apologies/you’re welcome. I’m sad/glad to have bummed you out/made your day!

Look, It’s Snooki’s Baby Bump!

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You guys! Look! It’s little Lorenzo in there! Can you believe it?

It’s been months since we’ve known that Snooki is going to be a mom, but we haven’t gotten to see any real evidence until now. I know Snooki doesn’t owe it to us to go up to every photographer, interviewer, and stranger she comes into contact with and yank up her shirt and yell “PREGGERS POWER, BITCHES,” but I kind of expected it, you know?

And here’s some fun news: Snooki is reportedly due in August. You know what she’s going to be doing in August? Filming Jersey Shore (and living in a house right next door to the rest of her pals, by the way). The dates overlap just enough that Snooki might go into labor during her last few days on the shore. Talk about a season finale, right?

Love It or Leave It: Snooki’s Mad Cool Pregnancy Fashion

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Ha! That was a joke, guys. There’s nothing mad cool about the way Snooki‘s dressed here, and it’s not even for the fact that she’s, like, almost six months pregnant and tottering around in huge, Spice Girl-like platform sandals and she almost bit it in them twice. No, this outfit is just craptacular to begin with, from all angles, and the fact that a pregnant lady’s wearing such ridiculous attire only adds to the ensemble’s general atrocity.

I know, I know—some of you are probably thinking that I’m being a Hatie Katie and stuff because I’m still hung up on Snooki naming her son after the cheap-o version of the Highlander, and if that’s what you’re really thinking, I’ve got news for you: you’re sort of right. Sort of. I mean, I haven’t forgotten what she’s planning to do, and even though her boyfriend, Jionni, is a completely f-cking bag of dicks, I’d rather she name Jionni’s offspring* after him than have to sit through another generation of Lorenzos any day.

Check out the rest of the photos in the gallery, including Snooki being way responsible and almost falling the f-ck over in these just gorgeous cheap-ass heels.

*Because you never really do know, do you?