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Paris Hilton Emerges From Under Rock and Does Stuff

Paris Hilton (remember her?) was spotted out and about in LA yesterday with sister, Nicky, looking, well, like a semi-normal human being.

It’s almost kind of one of those “Where’s Waldo” photos or “What’s wrong with this picture” ads. I mean, no exposed snatch, no greasy heir on her arm, no bow-legged skinny-cow stance. I’m … confused.

I actually kind of miss the old, golden gossip days where Paris was hooking up with this one and getting engaged to that one … I mean, she still looks the same: poorly bleached hair of a very unnatural shade, tiny, baby-doll dresses and huge sunglasses, but guys … she’s changed inside or something. Yeah, she’s still trying to party with VS models and still trying to release that fabled album, but … damn, it’s just not the same.

Could it be that old wonky-eye is growing up? I’ll be honest, Paris — you’ve kinda made me proud. Bored, yes, but proud — I guess so!

Tila Tequila and Nicky Hilton: Throwing Down Over Bitches

Tila Tequila is still out her damn mind and it’s completely ruining the moment while we’re trying to mourn Casey Johnson. Yesterday she got in to a fight with Nicky Hilton and Bijou Phillips over her deceased fiancee’s dogs, the visual of which is just absolutely hilarious. Nicky, who is Casey’s daughter’s godmother, and Bijou had been sent over to Tila’s house to pick up the pooches, but Tila wasn’t having any of it.

They fought verbally until eventually two LAPD squad cars were called. Nicky and Bijou were given possession of the dogs and as they took them away, Tila said through tears, “They don’t care about the dogs. They are putting them to sleep to bury with Casey.” This was immediately shut down by Bijou who said there was no such plan. Tila Tequila is insane. Put the dogs down to sleep to bury them with their owner? What kind of serial killer mentality is that? That’s disgusting. Do people do that?

Oh and then there’s this:

This chick scares the bejesus out of me, you guys.

The Hilton Sisters Mourn the Loss of Casey Johnson

Most people don’t seem to know who Casey Johnson, the Johnson&Johnson heiress who passed away yesterday, but Paris and Nicky Hilton sure did. The fellow heiresses were family friends with Casey and according to Paris’ Twitter eulogy, this is not easy news for them to hear. While Paris Tweeted her condolences, Nicky Hilton, her mom Kathy and her boyfriend David Katzenberg went to the Johnson home last night to offer their support.

No one seems to be taking the news as hard as Casey’s future wife, Tila Tequila. In fact, she’s so upset that she just can’t stop Tweeting about it. Here are some of her Twitter posts from last night:

I know u can feel me Casey! Dot let go! I’m almost home baby please hang on! We have a beautiful life planned out for us! I LOVE u! Hang on!

I’m still in shock! Once again thank U for the outpour of love and support. I just wish to have some privacy at this heartbreaking time.

R.I.P my Angel. @caseyjonsonJnJ u will forever be in my heart! I love u so so much and we will Marry when I see U in Heaven my Wifey

I can’t stop these haunting visions of her and I. We made such a lovely couple, only beginning to spend the rest of our lives together…

It’s nice that she took a night off from the computer and whatever the hell she’s on to just grieve, right?

As for the cause of death, we’re still waiting and it looks like we’re going to be waiting for awhile. Because of the high-profile nature of her case, Casey’s autopsy results have been sealed and won’t be released until about a month from now. There’s a chance that the family may make an announcement before then and we will definitely hear rumors, but nothing official should be released for awhile.

The common COD is widely believed to be drug use, but it may also be diabetes related. Wow, that sounds awfully familiar.