Jane Lynch is hilarious and amazing, so it’s no surprise that she knows all the lyrics to Nicki Minaj‘s ‘Super Bass’ and that she felt the need to bust out into song while appearing on Conan earlier this week. The only thing wrong with this is that they should have let her sing the whole thing.
When Conan joked that Jane must have lots of opportunities to sing the song in her everyday life, she responded: “Absolutely. I have all of these skills now that are just going to get me so far… And they don’t expect it from a 6-foot white lady.”
It was only 6 weeks or so ago that Nicki Minaj‘s wig guy exited stage left over “creative differences”, but now she’s gone and fired her whole style team in an effort to be taken seriously instead of seen as a real-life escapee from a Dreamworks animated film.
“Nicki is desperate to be taken seriously as an artist.
“She’s fired her long-standing hairdresser who has been responsible for some of her crazy hairstyles over the years. She’s also fired her stylist.
“Nicki feels that now she’s done with American Idol she can finally be taken seriously and release a proper hip-hop album.”
Well, Nicki isn’t “done” with Idol considering the live shows haven’t even started yet, so that sort of puts a damper on the veracity of the story to begin with. But let’s go with it. So let me get this right: Nicki Minaj has suddenly realised that a grown woman who lives in latex body suits and has flourescent hair might be seen as more of a novelty act than a high brow artiste and she actually cares about that?
Sorry, I don’t think so. Nicki Minaj’s whole “thing” is that she doesn’t really give a shit what anyone expects of her and is quite happy adorning herself in all manner of baubles and shit as a form of experimentation within her artistry, which spans not just hip hop but also dance and straight pop. Is she nuts? Yes, but not because of this, and there’s no way she would suddenly think that no one takes her seriously because of it (and if they did, she’d tell them to f-ck off).
On the other hand, as she does inch closer to 30, she probably will naturally want to tone it down but that’s just because we change and get more comfortable with ourselves than we were in our younger years, blah blah. She probably did fire her style team, but just because she’s a diva, not because she’s not feeling her hot pink wigs anymore.
Jennifer Hudson took a break from updating her thinspiration tumblr and trying to shrink her head down to match her body size this week to let the world what she thinks of the new panel of American Idol judges. My guess (because it’s my own opinion) is that she loves Mariah Carey, who’s a legend, thinks Nicki Minaj is clinically insane/really annoying and couldn’t give two shits about Keith Urban because all she knows is that he’s Nicole Kidman‘s husband and used to be an alcoholic.
Well, what do you say – am I right? Do I win the special prize?
When it comes to the new judges on American Idol, the show’s most famous daughter, Jennifer Hudson, isn’t going overboard with praise.
‘It’s taken a bit to get used to the new judges. I come from American Idol, so I’m used to seeing Simon, Paula and Randy,’ she explained about the latest season during an interview on Live with Kelly & Michael on Friday morning.
‘So now it’s new faces, and to me, [Cowell, Abdul and Jackson] represented the show. It’s kind of awkward for me to see it with new judges.’
They’re ‘awkward’: Jennifer Hudson isn’t keen on the new American Idol judging panel, save for Mariah Carey, she told Kelly and Michael on Friday. But she did have some kind words for diva of divas, Mariah Carey.
‘Well, I’m happy that [Mariah Carey]‘s there because she’s a singer, so she knows what to expect, how to judge, even the position that the kids are in when they’re auditioning,’ she said.
But when asked about Keith Urban and Nicki Minaj – both successful artists, both singers – she could only respond with a vague, ‘Ummmm, yes.’
Listen, Idol has been dead in the water for at least the past three seasons and throwing the biggest stars in the world on that panel is not going to save it. Let it die, Fox. Mariah’s head is soon going to inflate too big to fit in the door, Nicki is going to go full-blown schizophrenic and Keith will be driven to return to drink. I don’t know what the hell Randy Jackson is going to do. Probably end up homeless on the corner, begging for “food, dawg“.