36Guess Who: We’d Recognize That Ass Anywhere

Which famous lady parked her even more famous rump on a faux-fur rug for a recent magazine shoot?

We bet you can guess before you click through… (more…)

January 31, 2011 at 1:00 pm by Molls

2Let Nicki Minaj, John Waters, and The Lonely Island Teach You How to Creep

I think this is the kind of video that can do a lot of different things for different people (sort of like that one video of Clay Aiken dancing and singing NKOTB’s “The Right Stuff”).  For some, this could be a confirmation that they have a Creep in their lives that they might want to avoid.  For others, this could be a lesson that the way they’re living their lives is in fact creepy and they need to reconsider it, and for those people, I say that yes, T-rexin’ your arms is nearly always inappropriate. For me, I now have the sound and image of John Waters telling me “don’t forget to smile” with me forever.  So all in all, I’m going to call this video a success.

We’re in agreement here, right?

January 30, 2011 at 1:30 pm by Emily

11I’ll Bet the Olsen Twins Could Each Fit Into Nicki Minaj’s Two Asscheeks

I know it’s, like, supposed to be super wicked cool and stereotypical that rap girls have big old booties in the way that Sir Mix-A-Lot says and whatever, but this is just ridiculous. It’s apparently unnatural (we’ve all seen the before-and-after pictures of Nicki’s ass), it grows bigger by the month, and guys? It looks STUPID and disproportionate. Way. She might be talented for all I know, but her cartoon-like ass? Is all I think of when I hear her name.

Am I right or am I right?

January 25, 2011 at 9:00 am by Sarah

5Yesterday Was a Big Day for Nicki Minaj

It’s one thing when you’re mobbed by your hometown fans, but when you fly all the way across the world and receive the same treatment, that’s a pretty big deal. Yesterday my goddess and idol, Nicki Minaj, was greeted by a gang of Barbz at Heathrow Airport and from the look on her face in these photos, it was a moment she’ll never forget. Justin Bieber and Lady Gaga may be used to this kind of treatment, but Nicki’s been coming up for like, three years now and is finally getting the attention she deserves.

And that nail color Nicki is rocking? Mmmmm, girl. I have got to get my hands on that hue. That’s some real sophisticated and next level stuff. Really enjoying that shade over here.

January 19, 2011 at 1:30 pm by Molls

21Nicki Minaj Looks Hot, Yet Oddly Like a Juggalo in W Magazine

And before you ask me how I’m just so down with those clowns, I’ll tell you – there was someone (who shall remain unnamed) in my life who went through a brief juggalo phase, and despite my vehement assertations that the whole sub-culture was fucking stupid, he continued to wear his lame-ass hatchet jewelry and listen to the lame-ass Insane Clown Posse. Down with the motherfucking clown indeed.  No, really.  Down with it.

Anyway, on to Nicki – it’s amazing how not making stupid faces changes your entire visage and makes you look … good. When she’s got her fierce face on, it’s almost impossible to believe that this is the chick that perfected the bug-eyed, crooked-mouthed leer.

So alright. Looking good, Nicki. Just leave the juggalo makeup home next time. I didn’t get it then, I don’t get it now.

January 13, 2011 at 6:30 am by Sarah

15Nicki Minaj and Rihanna Spent Yesterday Together, I Can Die Now

Rihanna posted this photo on her Twitter yesterday of her and Nicki Minaj during the video shoot for Nicki’s song “Fly”. I am a huge fan of both ladies (My love of Nicki has been well-documented on this blog and I recently dyed my hair red, partially inspired by RiRi. I won’t lie) but I’m not sure if I’m crazy about this recent radio hit. There’s no doubt that the video will be hot as hell, but the song? Meh.

Are you a fan of “Fly” or are you one of those strange folks that could take or leave these two artists?

January 9, 2011 at 8:00 am by Molls