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Love It or Leave It: Nicki Minaj Reminds Me of Jem, Oddly

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This was going to be a post about Lauren Conrad and her boyfriend of three years breaking it up, but two words into writing the headline, I realized that I totally didn’t give a crap and I’d be better suited to discussing how much Nicki Minaj makes me think of Jem.

I was a HUGE Jem fan when I was little – and incidentally, programming for the Hub in my area (is that a thing where you guys are?) started airing old episodes of Jem on Saturdays. DO YOU KNOW HOW HARD THAT ROCKS? I’ve been burning through space on my DV-R and chanting “Jem is her name, no one else is the same, JEM IS HER NAME, YEAH” like it’s going out of style.

It’s getting kind of embarrassing, really. Especially when it happens while I’m in the grocery store, looking for bugs in my lettuce.

Are you loving Nicki’s Jem-style, too?

Don’t You Dare Look Nicki Minaj in The Eyes

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All right, first I’m going to give you guys the story on Nicki Minaj and then we’re going to discuss our feelings.  Ready?

Hello, diva — Nicki Minaj. During her (lip-syncing?) gig Saturday at Chateau, her workers told people at the club that they were not allowed to make eye contact with Minaj, according to inside sources.

Attention, mere mortals of Vegas and the world: We are too peasantry to observe Nicki Minaj’s gaze.

She is the exalted hierarchy of no-looking-in-her-eyes potency, a specimen of unrivaled divinity that no man or woman dareth behold — just like Medusa, the Gorgon monster with snakes for hair.

If you see Nicki Medusa — in person, on TV or online — cast your glances away! You may turn to stone asunder!

Yeah, yeah, haha, Medusa, but really this is ridiculous, right? These “inside sources” are just trying to start some shit.  I mean, I’m not the biggest Nicki fan on this blog or anything, but I can’t imagine the girl with the rainbow unitard and the T-rexin’ arms would make such a diva request.  Do you guys agree, or do I not know Nicki as well as I think I do?

The Billboard Music Awards Happened Last Night and BRITNEY PERFORMED TWICE

I mean, Nicki Minaj and Rihanna did too, and they both performed with Britney, but those gals are people you’d expect to see at these things these days. Britney, on the other hand, is still a re-emerging star, coming back from the grips of mental illness and Cheetos.

We’re going to cover the remainder of the show with a complete list of the winners and a crap ton of photos, but as I consider these duets to be the best moments of the night, it’s first.

Quotables: If You Need to Talk About Nicki Minaj’s Backside, That’s Totally Fine

“I don’t mind the fascination. It’s all good. It doesn’t define me… Like, if you guys focus energy on and spend energy on it, I don’t mind it. You know, people are sitting in the barbershop talking about my butt, it’s conversational. That’s what people are gonna do. As long as I’m talking about Nicki Minaj, I’m good.”

- Nicki Minaj opens up about her fabled ass.

If y’all want to talk about Nicki’s butt like we’re at the barbershop, that’s cool, but I want to talk about her look, because listen, anyone who wears a rainbow unitard has no business not being my very best friend, ok?

Oh Damn! Nicki Minaj Fired Diddy!

Nicki Minaj Dumps Diddy After All This TIme? [Pic]

You may or may not know this, but when Lil Wayne went to jail, Diddy took over as Nicki Minaj‘s manager and guess what guys? The Head Barbie in Charge FIRED his ass today.

From XXL:

A source close to Nicki Minaj has confirmed to exclusively that the femcee has parted ways with Diddy and James Cruz, her managers since she left Debra Antney’s firm, and is now being managed by Gee Roberson and Kyambo “Hip Hop” Joshua over at Hip-Hop Since 1978. HHS1978 also has Lil Wayne, Drake, Young Jeezy and Just Blaze on its roster.

Although the reason for her departure isn’t clear, another source tells XXL that Minaj was under the impression that Diddy would be more hands-on with her career, but was disappointed when she realized it wasn’t the case.

Seems like we’ve got a little bit of a diva on our hands, not that we didn’t already know that and not that that’s a bad thing. Or a well-deserved title. It’s kind of fascinating to me that Nicki had the courage to fire someone as well-connected and time-tested as Mr. Combs, though.

A bitch has to step her game up sometime, ya know?!

Friday Fun: Nicki Minaj’s ‘BlackBook’ Outtakes

Of course Nicki Minaj‘s outtakes from her BlackBook shoot are better than most people’s best photos. Of course, right? Nicki is fun, funny and facially flawless. And obviously we can never stop talking about her butt.

These serve no purpose other than pure eye candy, so enjoy…

Nicki Minaj Says Eminem’s Homophobic Slur in Her Rap Upset Her

Well, thank God for the people at Out Magazine who finally asked the question I’ve been wanting to ask Nicki Minaj since I first heard her collab with Eminem on Pink Friday: “When Pink Friday came out last fall, a lot of people were upset about Eminem’s use of the word “faggot” on your track ‘Roman’s Revenge.’ What’s your take on it?”

I mean, THANK YOU! I can’t tell you how upset I was that Eminem isn’t done (violently) gay-bashing in his songs (even though he says he’s pro-gay marriage,) but I don’t know how Nicki, who is rumored to be bisexual and has a very large gay fan base, allowed a track to be on her album with that kind of language.

Here’s what Nicki had to say:

“You know, if I’m being honest, I didn’t like [him using it]. I spoke to everyone I knew about it. I spoke to my hairdresser, who’s one of my closest friends. I sat him down and said, “Terrence, what do you think about this? How does this make you feel?” And we had a long, long talk. And he said he didn’t feel like Eminem was talking about a gay person. He felt like it was a word being used to describe a straight man, and he didn’t take offense to it. It’s Eminem — I felt like we were creating a movie. And in the same way, I feel like if you were to watch your favorite actor or actress say “faggot” or say “nigger” in a movie, you don’t hate them because it’s like they’re playing a role. “Roman’s Revenge” was more like a theatrical piece. I was a character and [Eminem] was a character. This was Slim Shady and Roman. Of course, when it comes to creativity, there’s such a thin line between creativity and something being offensive. But one thing I knew for sure was that my gay fan base knows about how I feel about them, and I’ve embraced them from the beginning — since my mix-tape days. [Reaching out to gay fans wasn't something I did] once I came into pop culture just to try and get some extra fans. So I felt like the positive would outweigh the negative, and we just kept moving with that”

I don’t think it’s fair to say that Terrance, Nicki’s gay hairdresser, has the final words on all things gay, but I will kinda sorta accept this answer. Both rappers are very theatrical in their verses, and both utilize a whole range of characters. And the entire song is told from the perspective of “Roman,” Nicki’s most angry and vicious character, who just so happens to be gay. Or so she says.

I dunno. I’m not thrilled, but I’ll take it. Where do you guys stand on this?