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Britney Spears Wants Us to Pay *WHAT* to Watch Her Lip Sync?

There’s no doubt in my mind that the Britney Spears and Nicki Minaj tour is not to be missed, but unfortunately, I might have to miss it. Why? Because I don’t have anywhere from $99-$999 to spend on a ticket to see them.

With the way Britney’s been acting, the Femme Fatale tour may be her last big outing, but by the time taxes and surcharges are factored into the price of her tickets, she might be performing for an empty arena. When the tickets went on presale and I saw the prices of the packages available, my jaw dropped. I mean, bitch better use all that cash on a new weave.

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I know that it costs a lot of money to outfit Britney in those leather bodices and sparkly unitards and I’m sure the pyro and stage production alone is like, ten dollars per seat, but who the hell has that kind of money lying around to blow on an aging pop star who can’t even dance anymore? The draw on this show seems to be Nicki, and even as a huge fan of hers, I really wouldn’t spend much more than fifty bucks to see her live. Like, does a pair of ass implants come free with with every ticket?

Are you going to try and score tickets to see Britney and Nicki’s show? Do you think the prices she’s charging are reasonable for what you’ll get, or are you sucking it up and paying just because you don’t want to miss it?

Together, Britney Spears and Nicki Minaj Can Do Anything

A photo of Nicki Minaj and Britney Spears

And I do mean anything, but on this particular occasion, I mean that together, Britney Spears and Nicki Minaj can start a small riot.

In case you haven’t heard, Nicki is joining Britney for her upcoming tour (who’s excited?!), and since the two ladies are getting somewhat tight nowadays, Britney decided to be a sweetheart and stop by a party Nicki hosted Friday night in L.A.  Of course, people couldn’t handle the combined magic of Nick and Brit, and here’s the result:

A source tells us, “[It] was complete pandemonium. Six people were carried out after hyperventilating. They literally fainted when Britney walked onto the stage where Nicki was hanging.”

For those still conscious, their goal was to try and reach Britney.

“People were crowd surfing to get to the stage. Screams were so loud for Nicki and Brit you couldn’t hear the music. Bouncers couldn’t hold the crowd back.”

I just can’t imagine fainting over Britney Spears in 2011, but hey, to each her own.  That being said, I’m fully prepared to admit the high potential for magic during a Nicki Minaj/Britney Spears tour.  What do you guys think?

Nicki Minaj Poses With Her Mouth Open and Ass Out in ‘Elle’

Elle Magazine‘s special music issue has three cover girls and they just so happen to be three of my favorite ladies ever: Nicki Minaj, Robyn and Gwen Stefani. Sarah showed you some of the best stuff from Gwen’s cover and interview yesterday and today I’ve got all the pics from Nicki’s issue.

What’s the difference between Kim Kardashian posing like this in a magazine and Nicki? Well, Nicki’s got a lot of other things going on, like, “a set of skills” and “a career based on her actual talent.”

But yeah, her ass is pretty powerful stuff, too.

Thank God! Nicki Minaj is Back Dropping Sick Verses on Other People’s Tracks

Although she’s said before that she’s (at least for the time being) done contributing to other people’s songs, this new David Guetta song, “Where Dem Girls At?” that she and Flo Rida did verses on is awesome. Well, not the actual song, which I think I could only enjoy after three Absolut Pear and sodas at the gay bar on a summer Saturday, but her verse in particular. It’s still not “Monster” quality, but it’s a huge step up from that “Right Through Me” shit she was trying to pawn off on us a few months back.

As a huge Nicki Minaj fan, I hate to admit that I was really disappointed by her first album Pink Friday. After listening to her do the sickest verses on her own mix tapes and other people’s singles for years, to hear that album full of filler songs and b-sides was a real disappointment. Nicki always pops when she’s on someone else’s track, but on her own? Well, it’s yet to be seen if she can be truly great.

Quotables: Nicki Minaj Loves Simon Cowell

A photo of Nicki Minaj

“I love Simon very dearly. He’s such an amazing man. I had the pleasure of meeting him and my life will never be the same, darling. I told him that. I was absolutely in love with him prior to meeting him. And now that I’ve met him, I dream about him every night.”

- Nicki Minaj correctly summarizing how dreamy Simon Cowell is.

I’m not going to pretend like I understand it, but Simon really is one fine piece, isn’t he?  And I don’t listen to Nicki’s music (I’m far too busy listening to Ziggy Stardust for the millionth time, and also yesterday I got another Magnetic Fields album because it’s ’99 and I’m too hip to live), but I can’t deny how overwhelmingly awesome she is.  Can we get a New Couple Alert up on these two?  Can someone get to matchmakin’ please?

Nicki Minaj Breaks Out a Dildo Mid-Concert

Nicki Minaj always looks great from the back, but you might be surprised to see what she has going on up front in these photos.

The Harajuku Barbie whipped out a fat dildo halfway through her set and gyrated around on stage while holding it in front of her no no spot.

I am Nicki’s #1 fan, but I gotta say that it really says something about the time we’re living in if she can get up on stage with a plastic penis when just like, 20 years ago, Michael Jackson got mad shit for grazing his crotch with his hand during a dance routine.

Check out all the phallic fun after the jump (and duh, it’s totally NSFW…) Read More

Sneak Preview of Nicki Minaj’s ‘Super Bass’ Video

Nicki Minaj is currently filming the video for her next single “Super Bass” and yesterday, MTV aired a behind-the-scenes segment. Unfortunately Nicki didn’t say anything in her interview that blew my mind (except for that one line about “quenching everyone’s thirst because all these bitches are suckers,”) but the video does look hot. Very similar to something Rihanna or Gaga would do, but definitely a step up from the low-budget videos she was making back in the day.

As I’m sure you know, “Super Bass” is a favorite of both Taylor Swift and Selena Gomez (who posted a YouTube video of herself lip syncing to the track in her People Choice Awards dressing room.) I’m gonna go ahead and say that this is going to be her biggest hit so far.