Today's Evil Beet Gossip

Nick Lachey

Nick and Vanessa: Hot Tub Lovin

Update: Pics removed because Nick and Vanessa hate me. I really wish we could give you the uncensored versions of these photos but sadly they have not came out yet. As you see what we do...

Late-Night Links

Joe Francis is kind enough to voice his opinion on the sexual strengths and weaknesses of young Hollywood, with Paris Hilton in a commanding lead. He also manages to plug ParisExposed about...

Picking up the Pieces

Things that happened today without any involvement on the part of Britney Spears’ vagina: American Idol fourth-placer Chris Daughtrey’s album debuts at #2 on the U.S. charts...

Lachey/Minnillo Proposal Watch

Today, November 9, is both their birthdays! Awww…. Rumors have been circulating for quite some time that Lachey plans to propose tonight. What do you think? We’ll keep you...

Link Me Hard

They are remaking Dirty Dancing, and Mario Lopez is on the short list of celebs to star in the Patrick Swayze role, and still I wait, patient and hopeful, for my Lark Voorhies comeback...

Jessica Alba Does Jessica Simpson

No, not like that. I have no idea why it’s clips day today, but it is. I found this old MadTV parody of Newlyweds: Nick & Jessica on Wampoon, and I’m posting it because: a)...

New Videos from Nick & Jessica

[youtube=; I hate to admit it, but I actually kind of like Jess’s new song, “I Belong to Me,” and I’m digging the video. The emotions look real, and I wouldn’t...