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Nick Jonas

For All of You Who Thought Nick Might Have Been the Gay Jonas

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Looks like Nick (the youngest Jonas I think?) has latched onto some seriously hot vadge. Delta Goodrem, who I had to Google, is an Australian performer who most famously dated some dude from some band called ‘Westlife.’ She’s apparently pretty big in Australia, and she’s really, really hot.  Anyway, these two guys are dating, and even though Nick is not even 19 yet and Delta is 26, they seem to have a whole lot in common (mainly that whole ‘pretty’ thing). You go, Nick!

I don’t know a whole lot about the Jonas brothers except that they were all on Camp Rock, which, incidentally, I LOVED, and one of them was close to Demi Lovato for a point in time, but … Wait. You say he’s NOT who everyone thought was the gay one? There’s one worse than him at trying to hide their true feelings? … Oh I have GOT to see this.

Justin Bieber and Selena Gomez Unfollowed Each Other on Twitter

I am not going to pretend for a second that I don’t care about this. Not for one hot second.

Last night I was getting pretty deep into Twitter (I’m snowed in back east at my parents’ house, OK?) and I noticed that the Bieliebers were Tweeting something about how Nick Jonas unfollowed Jasmine V. (Bieber’s ex) and then Jasmine unfollowed Selena and then Selena unfollowed Justin and then Justin unfollowed both Selena AND Jasmine (take a minute to let all that sink in if you need to).

Basically, something hella craycray went down with that whole circle of teen royalty and I’m dying to know what it is. I’ve consulted with my friends and we’re thinking it has something to do with the rumors about Justin hooking up with Miley Cyrus, but who knows? There’s so much room for deliciously inappropriate speculation here.

For those of you who’ve had better things to do than worry about this shit, Justin and Selena are almost probably definitely an item. I’m guessing that this massive unfollow party has something to do with them breaking up. One site tried to claim that the unfollows were an attempt to calm the relationship rumors, but all parties involved must have known that unfollowing is way more dramatic and eye-catching to die hard fans than just leaving things the way they are.

The comments, you guys. I know you’ve got things to say about all of this in the comments.

Kristen Stewart Is Planning Her Stage Debut While I Plan On Giving Up On Humanity

A photo of Kristen Stewart at the MTV Movie Awards

Kristen Stewart is currently talking to some producers and directors about the possibility of doing some theatre on London’s West End after her whole Twilight business is wrapped up.  She hasn’t decided what play she wants to be in yet, but the producers have given her some plays to peruse.  I had trepidations about this whole affair, but then I read this illuminating quote she made to Vogue:

“Unlike movie acting, you have to deliver the whole performance there and then. You live it every night.”

And now I’m completely disgusted.

This is the same issue I had with that Jonas Brother in Les Mis. I don’t care if someone started doing theatre when he was in the fucking womb and spent his infant years doing small regional theatre gigs before being the Phantom of the Opera on Broadway at the tender age of five, the minute you become someone who makes hoards of preteens obsess over you, stay out of theatre*.  You’re just going to make people who actually want to see a play pissed off because a large portion of the audience would scream when you try try to heart-wrenchingly sing “Empty Chairs at Empty Tables,” Nick Jonas.

But Kristen Stewart in a play is so much worse than Nick Jonas in a play.  Because I know that Kristen Stewart can’t act.  Not even a little bit.

*By the way, it was cool when Daniel Radcliffe did this in Equus because there weren’t tons of parents willing to take their impressionable young daughters to see some dude getting all naked and horny over a horse.