Okay, this is pretty hilarious.
Check out this clip of recovering meth-head/former child star Natasha Lyonne watching herself as a child on the Pee Wee Herman Show. Honestly, you just have to watch the whole thing. It’s so fucking funny. She’s like “Too bad I was a damn dirty hippie,” responding to the way they dressed her on the show. And she says — and I can’t tell if she’s joking or not — that she and Paul Reubens once kinda-sorta fucked doggy style.
I love this girl, meth-head or not.
The clip she’s responding to is after the jump.
PS — Sorry for all the downtime on Friday, and the lack of posting. We’re still having technical issues, and, I promise, we’re still working on them. We’re even going to HIRE someone to work on them! Look, Ma! I have an IT department!
March 28, 2008 at 10:57 pm by Evil Beet
The NY Times has an interesting piece of Natasha Lyonne — who’s alive and off of heroin these days — and it’s worth a read.
About show business: â€œI was kind of put into this business by my family, by my mother. To be fair, I think she thought it was the right thing, and I definitely responded to it. I was an outgoing child. But I donâ€™t know if it was something I would have done by choice.â€
About her drug use: â€œI took it about as far as I could. And I didnâ€™t die, so I decided to live, basically. Obviously itâ€™s complicated, but itâ€™s also very simple. I wasnâ€™t dead at 27, so I might as well be 30. Youâ€™re already in it. You may as well be in a rocking chair some day eating a lobster club.â€
Way to go, Natasha.
January 7, 2008 at 2:21 pm by Evil Beet
0There Is No Other Important Aspect to This Story Other Than the Fact That Natasha Lyonne Threatened to Sexually Molest a Dog
…but, if you care, she turned herself into a NY court on Friday, for the aforementioned threats of sexual molestation issued toward a dog.
There’s a stint in rehab there, and some previous missed court appearances, blah blah blah, but am I the only one who’s noticed that none of that matters? Because this is the most hilarious court case in the history of the world (seriously, I ran a LexisNexis search, and this is it).
The complaint was originally filed by Lyonne’s former roommate, who claimed that Natasha trashed their apartment, then banged on a neighbor’s door, rushed into the apartment and picked up the neighbor’s dog, speaking the words: “I’m going to sexually molest your dog.”
Oh my God this makes my head spin. So many unanswered questions!
Why is this complaint being filed by her roommate, and not the owner of the nearly violated canine? What did Natasha have against the neighbor? Or the roommate? Or the dog?
Does Natasha Lyonne often have sex with dogs?
What on earth set in motion a series of events that would lead a person to speak, in earnest, the words “I am going to sexually molest your dog”?
I know, I know.
Still. Funny shit.
Way to work that ninth step, ‘Tash. Keep coming back. Just leave the dogs alone.