… Sources close to Octo tell TMZ she has booked a gig at T’s Lounge in West Palm Beach, FL for her first stint as a stripper. We’re told Octomom will do two shows a night from July 11-15.
But it’s not all good news — or maybe it is — because we’re told that while T’s Lounge is all-nude, Octo will only be going topless. And if you were hoping to take Octo back to the champagne room, that’s not going to happen — she won’t be doing lap dances.
According to our sources, Octo has felt “sexually liberated” since filming her solo porn (due out this summer) and decided stripping would be a good way to promote the upcoming video.
Guess that solo-porno really didn’t pay all that well, then, huh? Apparently not. But even so, the foreclosure proceedings have been temporarily halted, and pushed off until Thursday, June 7th. From E! Online:
The heavily hyped foreclosure auction of Nadya Suleman’s La Habra, Calif., home was pushed back Thursday for a second time in two days, aggravating would-be bidders who turned up at City Hall in Orange for a chance to snag the four-bedroom, three-bath residence for a song.
So what happened?
No explanation was given by Meridian Foreclosure Services for the postponement, but a company representative had warned previously that today’s proceedings might not take place. The auction has now been rescheduled for June 7.
Does she plan on getting some impromptu stripping gigs in the next few days? Is she going to try and pay the balance of her mortgage in ones? Because I think she’s going to need to act fast—some people don’t have the patience the general public has in helping Nadya reveal a side of herself that she never thought existed.
June 3, 2012 at 11:00 am by Sarah
You’ve heard what all of your friends on Facebook had to say about the Tanning Mom. You’ve heard what Snooki had to say about the Tanning Mom. But you know what you haven’t heard? You haven’t heard the most important public opinion yet. But all that’s about to change, because Nadya Suleman, the mother of the century, the Octomom herself, has given her opinion about Tanning Mom, and here are some of the things that she had to say:
Just days after an expectant Snooki called her a “crazy bitch,” Octomom (real name: Nadya Suleman) shared her thoughts on Tanning Mom’s poor parenting skills.
At first, Suleman–who famously gave birth to octuplets after undergoing in-vitro fertilization in 2009–admitted she was hesitant to pass judgment on a fellow mother.
“I want to give all moms the benefit of the doubt,” Octomom told TMZ this week. “Who am I to judge anyone else?”
Upon hearing more details about the story, she quickly changed her tune.
“I would never even fathom [taking a child tanning],” Suleman said. “That’s unfathomable to me.” Citing the psychological as well as the physical harm done to Tanning Mom’s child, Suleman added, “You’re teaching [her] to define your worth by your reflection in the mirror. I don’t do that. I’ve never done that.”
Griped the mom of 14, “If [Child Protective Services] comes to Octomom’s house, they should definitely go to her house, and they should mandate parenting classes for her, for sure.”
In court Wednesday, Krentcil, 44, pleaded not guilty to second-degree child endangerment. “I never once in my life let my daughter, especially at that age, go into a tanning both,” she told an Essex County judge.
The five-year-old is now in the custody of her father, who admitted to NBC News his daughter–who was noticeably sunburned–boasted to a classmate she “went tanning with Mommy.”
Ok, wait, so Nadya is telling Patricia Krentcil that she needs parenting classes? That’s what we’re hearing here? The lady who’s currently masturbating on camera just so she can get money to pay for the fourteen children she had without considering anything about how she’d be able to provide for them is telling the mother that took her five-year-old child into a tanning booth that she needs parenting classes. Is it just me, or is something about pots and kettles coming to mind?
May 14, 2012 at 6:30 am by Emily
In possibly the scariest thing I’ve seen all night, Nadya Suleman takes the “Cinnamon Challenge.” (If you don’t know what that is, it’s when you try to ingest an entire tablespoon of cinnamon in less than a minute.) You know you’ve all done it. Don’t be foolish and pretend you haven’t tried it at least once. … Real talk? I never have. For sure. But I think I could kick its ass. I know everyone says it’s impossible, but I’m willing to indulge my morbid curiosity to find out. I’ll let you know how it turns out*.
Thing is, though, we’re not here to talk about me—we’re here to talk about the Octomom and how damn creepy she is, spouting poufs of cinnamon into the air and grunting and groaning and gagging and snarling … I don’t know. I’m pretty terrified right now. I might not sleep tonight. This might almost be as bad as the porno stills we got our hands on yesterday, and folks, if you haven’t seen them? They’re bad.
Have you done the cinnamon challenge? Is it even possible?
*Fifteen minutes after this post ran I tried it. And all I’m going to say is that I’m blowing cinnamon out of my nose and it is, by far, one of the most horrific feelings I’ve ever experienced. My mouth sure feels fresh and clean, though.
May 8, 2012 at 5:30 pm by Sarah
You guys all know that Nadya Suleman’s doing a solo porn in order to bail her broke ass out of debt, right? Well here are a few photos to confirm what we all suspected from the beginning—Octomom’s sex tape is going to be creepy as hell, and you should be creeped out to know that you live in a world where this is happening—maybe right as we speak.
The Octomom appears in various stages of … I’d say “undress,” but somehow I can’t choke the word out from behind the large brick of vomit I’m trying to swallow down, and she’s not necessarily “undressed,” as it were, but guys, the prompted visuals from looking through these photos is going to haunt me for …. well, gosh, at least for the rest of the decade.
Check them out, and like I said—don’t say I didn’t warn you. Here’s more eye-poison to prime the pump. No pun intended.
From the Huffington Post:
“My first shoot was amazing,” Nadya tells me. “Such a learning experience for me in so many ways. I don’t think I could have asked for a better crew to work with. They were so patient and willing to teach me. I owe a lot to Wicked Pictures contract star Jessica Drake; she opened my eyes to a whole different world of self-pleasure that I could have never imagined. They made me look so glamorous, and for the first time in my life, I felt beautiful and sexy. I’m very excited for it to come out!”
The video, directed by adult film star Brad Armstrong, is scheduled to be released in mid-June by a major online adult entertainment company. At the shoot, Nadya also posed for a set of photographs in which she’s seated at the head of a long table, her body covered with SpaghettiOs.
“For the pictures, we had her topless with a thick sparkly red choker with a big red heart in front and red and white polka dot panties … like 1950s style,” an insider tells me. “SpaghettiOs were all over her body and she’s even throwing the SpaghettiOs toward the camera. The label on the can was changed from SpaghettiOs to say ‘Saucy Octos.’”
Oh. My. GOD.
May 7, 2012 at 3:30 pm by Sarah
Nadya Suleman completed her first day of XXX shooting at a porn mansion in the San Fernando Valley on Thursday … and we’re told things couldn’t have gone better!!!
We’re told Octo appeared nervous when she arrived to the home … but after chatting with some other porn stars who were at the house, she seemed to calm down.
Before the shoot, producers decided it would be a good idea to screen some porno flicks for Octo as an educational tool … so to speak.
But when it was time for Octo to get down to business … with herself … one source on the set tells us “She was a natural … she looked great!!”
Oh dear God. GOD. God in heaven. First, did you guys know that Nadya Suleman is doing a masturbation film, and not a full-contact porno? Because that’s what it is. And I think that see a Nadya Suleman masturbation flick might be worse than seeing Nadya Suleman having sex with someone, because at least if she were having outright sex with another person (male, female; I don’t even care at this point), it’d at least be possible that she’d be covered up by the other person’s body at some point in the film, and we wouldn’t be exposed to Octopussy or Voldemort or any of the other majorly frightening aspects of Nadya Suleman’s more personal regions.
Are you guys interested in seeing this? Be honest!
May 5, 2012 at 7:00 am by Sarah
Nadya “Octomom” Suleman has refused to do porn, time and again. It’s sort of her thing. She was offered one million dollars to do a porn back in 2009, her heyday, and in 2010 she got an offer to star in her very own smutty film, and in exchange, she’d get her house paid for in full. And then, just a month ago, Octomom received another offer to do three hardcore sex scenes for $100,000 because her “market value has diminished.” Of course, she did do that topless shoot, but that was different.
This time, though, Octomom is doing a porn for real. Except she doesn’t think it’s a porn because it’s just going to be her by herself. Yeah, wrap your head around that for a minute.
Octomom may be declaring bankruptcy, but she’s still very much the master of her own domain.
Octo has signed on to do a masturbation video … TMZ has learned. She’s hooked up with an online adult entertainment company and will shoot the video this summer. It will be released shortly thereafter — not a lot of post production, we’re told.
As for how much she’ll make, it’s hush hush, except we’re told, “It’s a lot more than the $10,000 she made for posing topless.”
You’ll recall Octo once vowed never to do porn, but she’s saying she doesn’t consider a masturbation video porn, because it’s a solo mission.
What do you guys think about this? I can kind of see what she’s talking about a little bit in that I’m sure there would be a difference between having sex with some random person and just getting down with yourself. But this is still porn, right? I just Googled the definition of porn, and I got “printed or visual material containing the explicit description or display of sexual organs or activity,” so yeah, this definitely counts. Even if there’s no one else there, you’re still showcasing all your business in a sexual manner.
I think this is also especially interesting considering this comment that Octomom made earlier in April:
“I won’t touch other human flesh,’’ Suleman said. “The only flesh I’m touching is my own. I would never, never accept anything. I will not lose my grip of my deeply indoctrinated morals and values. Every choice we parents make is going to significantly affect our children for the rest of our lives. It’s going to haunt them forever. I have to be the ultimate positive role model.’’
So did she already have this deal planned out? She did say “the only flesh I’m touching is my own.” I don’t even know. It seems odd though that less than a month ago she was talking about how she has to be “the ultimate positive role model,” and now she’s going to be jerkin’ it* on film. Whatever pays the bills, I guess.
Oh, just by the way, did you hear that she’s actually getting $4,000 to $5,000 a month in public assistance instead of the $2,000 a month we heard before? So that revelation along with the masturbatory news, that seems a tiny bit fishy, doesn’t it (LOL)?
*Do you still refer to mastubation as “jerkin’ it” if you’re referring to a lady? I do!