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Nadya Suleman

Octomom Gets to Keep Her Kids AND Her Awesome Hair

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Hey, remember how Octomom and her kids were living in a total mess of a house? There was only one working toilet for 15 people so her kids were using training potties out in the backyard, there was graffiti all over the walls inside, and she locked her kids in a bedroom while she got her hair did. Excellent parenting, right? Because everything sounds wonderful and lovely and just swell, according to Children Services. Well, according to Children’s Services via Octomom.

From TMZ:

The Orange County Department of Children and Family Services will NOT be taking away Octomom’s children — this according to the mother of 14 herself, who tells TMZ, they came to her house today … and just gave her a “clean bill of health.”

Three DCFS workers showed up moments ago at Nadya Suleman’s Orange County home — and according to Octo, the trio gave her a rave review … despite theshocking living conditions in her home.

Octo called in to TMZ Live, saying, “[DCFS] said it’s a very suitable environment for these children.”

Even crazier, Octo claimed the DCFS workers were actually impressed with her parenting skills — telling us, “They can’t even believe that I can do what I’ve been doing.”

Can you believe that? Really, can you believe it? I could maybe see that DCFS would be busy attending to families who physically abuse their children or families with rampant drug use and decided that poopin’ in the backyard wasn’t a huge deal at the moment, but I don’t think anyone would say “oh wow, Octo, you’re doing an awesome job! Way to lock 14 kids in one room, I wouldn’t have even thought of that!”

But ok, I know what you, me, and Octomom are really worried about: her hair. Will she be forced to spend her money on providing for her children and lose her luscious locks? Could she actually have to forget all those expensive treatments and products and cuts to appease the powers that be?

Nah, she totally scored on that front too:

Brazilian Blowout — the company behind the hair procedure Octomom dropped hundreds of dollars on while on welfare — is MORTIFIED by Octo’s reckless spending … and now, it’s hatched a plan to make things right with taxpayers.

BB CEO Mike Brady tells TMZ, “We want to make sure that California taxpayers’ money is not going to anything other than taking care of [Nadya Suleman's] children. We don’t want to see those kids miss out on anything at the cost of a Brazilian Blowout.”

So, a rep for the company tells us, BB is offering to reimburse Octomom the entire cost of her recent Brazilian Blowouts — plus other hair treatments — totaling $520.

But that’s not it — BB also wants to give Octomom free blowouts in the future at the company’s salon in West Hollywood … so she’s not squandering her limited cash supply on luxury goods. BB will even cover the cost of a sitter while the mother of 14 is getting primped.

To top it all off, BB is offering to pay to fix Octo’s toilet — which might finally allow her kids to poop inside. One can only dream.

See?  Everybody wins!

Octomom Needs Food Stamps Because She Spends All Her Money on Her Hair

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Man, what a horrible woman. Yesterday, Sarah told you all about how Nadya “Octomom” Suleman and her children are living in an unsanitary mess where there’s only one working toilet and the 14 kids use training potties out in the backyard. Oh, and also she locks her kids in a bedroom so she can get her business done. Most of her business being fancy haircuts.

From TMZ:

Octomom Nadya Suleman — who is pulling in $2,000 month in food stamps thanks to California taxpayers — spent $520 on a Brazilian blowout, and 2 cuts … TMZ has learned.

Octo’s hairstylist Stephanie tells us … she went to Octo’s house on April 18 to cut her hair and do a Brazilian blowout — a chemical straightening treatment. Octo owed Stephanie for an earlier haircut, and the grand total came to $520. Octo also paid Stephanie $80 for hair products. Mind you — Octo wrote the check at a time when she was in dire need of welfare.

Stephanie – who went to cops yesterdayand filed a report claiming the 14 kids were living in squalor– tells us she couldn’t believe Octo was spending this kind of loot on haircuts when her plumbing didn’t work.

Stephanie says a plumber had been to the house recently and told Octo it would cost $150 to fix the pipes, but Octo declined, saying it was too expensive. As a result, the kids have to use portable training toilets in the backyard.

Correct me if I’m wrong here, but if you’re genuinely worried about having enough money to feed your children, straightening your hair is typically not something you dwell on too often. If you’re in a tough enough situation that you need to pose topless just to pay your bills, then you should probably just make do with whatever your hair is doing on its own. Nobody needs her hair straightened, but kids need food and shelter, and I bet they’d think it’d be pretty sweet to be able to make poops inside.

This whole thing is just so disgusting, you guys. But hey, at least Nadya probably has nice hair.

Children & Youth Came to See Octomom Because She’s a Pig

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And yet she’s supposed to be this big “inspiration” to women, right? The only “inspiring” she does for this lady is to move my stove away from the wall and f-cking sweep. Do you see the shit all over her floors? What the hell kind of hovel does she live in anyway? The lady’s on welfare. Do food stamps cover cleaning supplies? Come on. What happened to the ten grand here and there that could go to repairing the kicked-out hole in the door or the busted plumbing so that her kids don’t have to shit and piss in training potties in the backyard? Ten grand could buy a whole lotta sanitary Port-a-Potties, you know.

From TMZ:

TMZ has obtained pictures of Octomom Nadya Suleman’s home that have triggered a police and child services investigation into allegations that her 14 kids are living in horrendous conditions and are being grossly neglected.

TMZ broke the story, Octo’s hairstylist, Stephanie, went to La Habra cops Tuesday afternoon and filed a formal complaint. A La Habra cop and 3 reps from the Orange County Department of Children and Family Services went to Octo’s house Tuesday night to investigate.

One picture shows two children pooping in a portable training toilet in the backyard. We’re told the plumbing in the house is shot, and only one toilet is operational.

Another photo shows Octo just after she got her hair done. What’s shocking is that she locked her kids in the bedroom by propping a chair against the door so they couldn’t get out.

So Nadya’s hairdresser turns her in after visiting her at her home to do her hair. She takes photos and claims that Octomom regularly drops 500 bucks a month on haircuts and Brazilian blowouts, though she can’t afford food for her kids. What the hell is wrong with this picture? How could the Octomom even consider bringing someone into her home while it’s looking like that, let alone allow children to live there? And locking those same children in one room while she got her hair done? God!

Check out the photos in the gallery, all of which show various degrees of disgusting.

Nadya Suleman Thinks She’s An Inspiration to Women

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Last weekend, I told you guys about how Nadya Suleman, the infamous Octomom, is going on welfare. It was a story that stirred up some stuff: of course those fourteen kids need to be fed and provided for, but it’s somewhat infuriating because she chose to have that many kids without any real thought as to how she would support them. She received several death threats, and it was a widely discussed story. It was so popular that Nadya went on The Today Show this morning to discuss the recent turn of events.

Here are some highlights:

On deciding to go on welfare: “I still am working as hard as I possibly can to support them. I made that call reluctantly. I feel ashamed, but who cares how I feel. It’s 100 percent about my children.”

More on welfare: “People are saying, ‘Nadya, people are thinking you have been on (assistance). Who cares if you even do this? They thought you were on it already.’ My priority is my children — their health, their well-being, their safety. I’m giving myself another 2 months to be on it.”

On Googling herself: “I don’t ever, ever Google myself,” she said. “I’m the wrong person to harass, to use as a bad example. I should actually be perceived as an inspiration to women, for having gone what I’ve been through and being sane.”

On refusing to do porn: “I won’t touch other human flesh,’’ Suleman said. “The only flesh I’m touching is my own. I would never, never accept anything. I will not lose my grip of my deeply indoctrinated morals and values. Every choice we parents make is going to significantly affect our children for the rest of our lives. It’s going to haunt them forever. I have to be the ultimate positive role model.’’

She hates Toddlers and Tiaras: “I am anti-pageant, anti-child-acting,” she said. What does she think of TV shows like “Toddlers & Tiaras”? “Don’t even get me started on that. It makes me livid,” she said. “That’s child abuse to me.”

Why she chose to have so many children: “I needed to prove to myself that I could. In my mind I was doing well with the six. It’s three books in and of itself to get back to what my rationalization was, why I wanted one more after six. But nonetheless, they’re here. Who cares how I feel? Who cares about me? It’s 100 percent about my children.’’

On having her children taken away: “That will never happen, and I can guarantee you on that,’’ she said. “Hundreds of people, random people, call (social services) on a daily basis, and it’s sick and sad and to me. (It’s) unbelievably fascinating in regard to humanity, how many people are foaming at the mouth for my children to be taken away from me. The saddest part is 15 years from now when they’re 18 and legal and in college, people will still be foaming at their mouth for them to be taken.’’

Well, ok. I think the most insane thing she said was that she had all those babies because she needed to prove to herself that she could. What does that even mean? I’ve been on hikes before where I wanted to stop and lie down on the ground, but I kept going because I needed to prove to myself that I could. I’ve extended myself too far before, taking on too many projects and it stressed me out, but I wanted to do them all because I needed to prove to myself that I could. There have been several situations where that was the case, sometimes they turned out well, sometimes not so much, but they were all about me. When you do risky, difficult things in order to prove something to yourself, it needs to be all about you. You don’t need to throw fourteen babies into the mix and into the world.

And then there’s the part about how she should be “perceived as an inspiration to women.” Please. I’ll take my inspirations smart, strong, and passionate, not batshit crazy, thanks.

Octomom Is Going on Welfare

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Ooh, shocking, right? No, not that Nadya “Octomom” Suleman is going on welfare, but that she hasn’t been on it for a few years already. I mean, she’s a single mother of fourteen children with serious money problems. Being on welfare wouldn’t be the most ridiculous thing in the world. Or would it?

From TMZ:

Octomom is doing what she swore she would never do — go on welfare … TMZ has learned.

The mother of 14 is getting $2,000 a month from the State of California.  The money is deposited directly into a special debit card account (see above).  The card can ONLY be used for food — and it’s closely monitored by the State to make sure the cardholder isn’t making illegal purchases — i.e., buying a bike at Costco.

It’s a cruel twist, for a woman who vowed in 2010 — a year after giving birth to octuplets — she would NEVER go on welfare, saying she refused to become “a self-fulfilling prophecy” by accepting government assistance.

Octo qualified for the card because her income is less than  $119,000 a year …. and a family of 15 that makes less than that amount is entitled to welfare benefits.

In case you’re wondering, the $119,000 figure is based on an average of just under $8,000 for each member of the household.  The more kids, the more you can make and still receive welfare.

We’re told the cash-strapped mom has taken  her children out of private school, except for her one son who has autism, saving her $4,000 a month.  And as we first reported, she’s even posing topless to make ends meet.  But it just wasn’t enough.

It’s a sad story, but one we saw coming from a mile away.

Oh, so she said that she would never go on welfare after giving birth to eight babies in addition to her other six? Totally makes sense. What also makes sense is that I tried to find the original story where Nadya said this, and I found this article from Celebitchy that says that yes, she did say that she wasn’t on welfare, but she also doesn’t seem to think that food stamps and disability payments count. Right.

Ok, now here’s the fun part: what do you think about this? On one hand, these are fourteen kids that never did anything wrong, and they deserve to have their basic needs met. On the other hand, Nadya had this many kids on purpose, and now she’s getting paid $2,000 a month for it.

How very complicated Octomom has made our world.

Nadya Suleman Did An Interview, Kind of Scares Me With Her Scary, Scary Voice

I mean, she’s got kind of a scary voice, right? Let’s call a duck a duck and not mince words. She sounds like a mass murderer who’s been locked up and on major doses of Thorazine.

The above clip is an exclusive interview with the Octomom, Nadya Suleman, courtesy of our friends at Celebuzz. Nadya spoke out about her recent “nude” photo shoot, which was done in order to pay rent for her and her bajillion kids.

In the second video, right here, she talks about plastic surgery and how she, you know, didn’t have it:

My favorite part of the interview was probably when Nadya started talking about her bellybutton. BECAUSE SHE BLAMED ITS VOLDEMORT-LIKE APPEARANCE ON A BELLYBUTTON RING. Girl, please. I’ve had two kids and I had a bellybutton ring back in the day, too. I know you’ve had, like, seven times more children than I’ll ever even consider, so things might look a little different in comparison, but come on. Don’t do Voldemort dirty, girl. Be at peace with your inner demonic warlock, OK?

And her value is definitely starting to decline. Sources at TMZ claim that no one really wants Nadya nudes any longer, and she’s definitely way past her prime:

In case you didn’t know, Vivid honcho Steve Hirsch offered Nadya Suleman $1 MILLION in 2009 to star in her own skin flick — but Octo turned him down.

Hirsch made a second offer in 2010 to help bail her out of foreclosure — $500,000 for ONE hardcore scene — but Octo rejected that too.

Now, in the wake of Nadya’s topless photo shoot, Hirsch is making one final push to lock the mother of 14 into a porn contract — except this time … he’s not offering 7 figures … OR half a million … not even close.

Hirsch sent Octo a letter yesterday, offering her a paltry $100,000 to appear in THREE hardcore sex scenes — claiming, “Regrettably your market value has diminished.”

Oh dear. Wouldn’t you just be kicking yourself so hard right now if you were the Octomom? Or, you know, always?

Nadya Suleman’s Bellybutton Still Looks Like Voldemort Incarnate

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… But not the hot Ralph Fiennes-Voldemort, I’m talking about the scary, creepy CGI Voldemort from back during the early Harry Potter movies, to be sure.

So from the magazine cover there, can you guess what Nadya‘s been doing? Yeah, she’s been posing in her skivvies, obviously, but for what purpose? Why, for the same damned purpose she’s had time and time again – looking for something to pay her rent, because who wants to babysit *fourteen demonic children who everyone hates while Nadya has to, I don’t know, go out and get an actual job? No, because there’s still apparently an audience out there who want to see this woman flaunting all of the piss-poor plastic surgery that could have paid for years’ worth of rent someplace that isn’t going to cost $2500 a month.

From TMZ:

Nadya Suleman is days away from being homeless … the house she owns that has been in and out of foreclosure for more than a year will be sold at an auction Thursday … so Octo needs a new crib for her brood … stat.

The dilemma — getting first and last month’s rent together, so Octo has gone naked. She posed for the European magazine, “Closer.”

Sources tell TMZ … Octo got $10,000 for the shoot, which is what she needs to rent a new place.

Octo is being very up front now about some misgivings about having 14 kids, saying, “I’m doing that (posing nude) because I need to feed my kids. I need to pay the bills. And I’m still very cognizant of the repercussions of my choices.”

Amazing what some people can be reduced to all in the name of love for their children, you know?

*Her words, guys, not mine.