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Watch Out, World: Octomom Is Back on Welfare

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From TMZ:

It’s only been five months since Octomom got off welfare, but TMZ has learned the honeymoon’s over for your tax dollars — because she’s back on government assistance.

Sources close to Octo tell TMZ, Nadya Suleman signed up for welfare again this week after her October rehab bills devoured most of her savings.

We’re told the mother of 14 will be getting $1,800 a month for food, $1,000 for emergency cash, as well as Medi-Cal benefits to help with mental heath and dental issues.

According to sources, Octomom only plans to use the welfare money while she gets back on her feet — or on her back.

TMZ broke the story … Octo went on welfare last March, but was able to get off guv assistance in July … the result of a pile of cash she scored from stripping and masturbation porn.

Well, here we are again. Right back in that uncomfortable place where Octomom shouldn’t get so much assistance for making a very, very poor decision, but her huge brood of children shouldn’t suffer for their mother’s emotional problems. Oh, and where we all know that it’s only a matter of time before she does something really awkward and sad to make some fast money. I didn’t think we’d be back here so soon, but I guess there’s no use in thinking about that now.

Is the world even ready for another Octoporn?

Octomom Is Making Her Kids Earn Their Way

That right there is a preview of the very first music video from The Roctuplets. What’s that? You’ve never heard of The Roctuplets? That’s because they just hit the scene a couple of days ago. But we best get familiar with them quick, because with this kind of sound, they’re going to be around for a long time.

Nah, I’m not here to make fun of these kids. I’m here to make fun of Octomom, the mother of these kids. I’m sure she’s the manager of The Roctuplets, and she’s already got their first single up on iTunes, probably because those weird stripping gigs weren’t bringing in enough money to pay for their fancy new house. And I’m sure that she’s working just as hard as she can to get them a record deal and live gigs and even more videos.

But none of them look into it, do they? It seems like most of the video is made up of the kids singing or rapping or whatever and looking at the camera, or just slightly above the camera, with a look in their eyes that just screams “Mom, why are you making me do this, you’re so embarrassing!” And that’s sad.

But be sure to buy this song on iTunes, all right? I bet Octomom probably needs new extensions by now.

Octomom Pulled A LeAnn Rimes

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Wow, that could mean a lot of things, couldn’t it? And all of them are really scary. By saying that Octomom pulled a LeAnn Rimes I could mean that Octomom developed a really strong addiction to Twitter, or that she suddenly became really, really skinny and got weird breast implants, or that she became fixated on a married man and started an ongoing mission to marry him herself and to play mommy to his children with his ex. Scary, right?

Fortunately, none of those things happened. No, when I say that Octomom pulled a LeAnn Rimes, I mean that even though she’s definitely in rehab, working on her issues and being super serious about it, she’s also flying across the country to perform silly jobs. Just like LeAnn!

From Radar:

Nadya “Octo-Mom” Suleman doesn’t seem to be taking her rehab stint very seriously, because it turns out the mother of 14 has been in Tennessee filming a spoof video, RadarOnline.com is exclusively reporting.

According to the source, Nadya was filming a shoot with Cledus T. Judd, a country music artist known for his parodies of popular songs.

“Nadya has been in Tennessee since at least Monday where she’s filming a spoof in which she gets married to Cledus,” the source said.

“She was extremely annoying to everyone on set and her crazy laugh scared all the geese off!”

RadarOnline.com has obtained an exclusive photo of Nadya on the set of her shoot and has confirmed with a hotel in Pigeon Forge, Tenn. that Nadya is there right now.

The insider reveals that while Nadya is supposed to be in rehab, she was paid $1,500 to do the shoot and her airfare and accommodations were also paid for.

“It’s interesting that Nadya’s son filed a restraining order by a member of her manager’s team stating that Suleman is unavailable due to being in rehab,” the source said. “When really, she’s just off making money and taking a break from her kids!”

Instead of talking about how Octomom is in Pigeon Forge, Tennessee, which means that she’s just a little under two hours away from me, and instead of making a plan to head down that way so that I can show her around and take her to Dollywood, I’m just going to be like “ugh.” LeAnn obviously didn’t work on her problems, just like Octomom obviously isn’t working on hers. It’s even a little more serious, because while LeAnn went to treat her issues with stress and anxiety, Octomom went to treat her issues with pills and booze. She was in rehab for barely a week when she left, which is probably not enough time for her to be able to refuse pills and booze while she’s filming a music video and up in a hotel with no kids to take care of.

But girl, for real, check out Dollywood!