Today's Evil Beet Gossip

Paris Hilton Releases New Single ‘High Off My Love’

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Are you ready for new music from Paris Hilton? If the answer is “yes”, you’re in luck! If the answer is “no”, too bad because it’s here anyway. The new single from America’s former favourite socialite/”DJ” is called “High Off My Love” and features rapper Birdman, for some odd reason. It sounds like a Britney Spears B-Side, truth be told, and I don’t necessarily mean that as a compliment.

Before I say to much, and lest I spoil it for you, have a listen and try not to have a seizure.

So on a scale of 1 to “please God, take the gift of hearing from me”, just how bad do you think it is?

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Taylor Swift’s Next Album Will Be “Very Different” From ’1989′

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I don’t know about you, but I’m still listening to Taylor Swift‘s last album, 1989. fairly regularly. That album is full of ~jams~ from start to finish and it’s going to be pretty hard for her to outdo herself next time. But she’s still looking forward to a new album that’s “very different” from this one when it DOES happen – and that includes Kanye West, as we all know.

From Entertainment Tonight:

“We’ve never been in the studio together, but he’s got a lot of amazing ideas. He’s one of those people who is just like idea, idea, like, ’What do you think of this?’ ’What do you think of that?’ He’s very creative and I think we’ve talked about it, but we’ve always talked about so many other things. I think I completely respect his vision as a producer, so thats all I know now. I have no idea what the next album is going to be, though.”

“I’m not making the next record yet. That’s going to take a lot of thinking about what that should be, because with 1989 — I love this album so much that I think it would be doing a real disservice to this album to try to copy it the next time around,” she said. “I think it’s going to have to be something very, very different creatively.”

Well, at least she’s not rushing anything for the sake of keeping her career on the run. Then again, it’s not like her popularity will be waning any time soon. The entire world LOVES Taylor Swift and she’s about to embark on a tour (if it hasn’t already started – I can’t remember) that will run for several years. I think she’s here to stay.

As for that Kanye collaboration… I’m a bit scared, to be honest. Nothing good can come of this… or can it?

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Jay Z Says Tidal Isn’t Failing And Is Here To Stay


About a month ago, Jay Z held some huge press conference with the likes of Beyonce and Rihanna by his side to announce the launch of his own streaming music service, Tidal. He claimed (and still claims) that the service is “for the fans” and for the artists, who are often ripped off by the likes of record labels, iTunes, etc. Your $19.99 monthly premium membership fee would get you “high quality” streaming (which many have tested and reported that they detected no difference between Tidal’s and Spotify’s, which is half the price at $9.99 per month) and some “exclusive” perks like tracks only released via the service and early access concert tickets, etc.

If that all sounds pretty shitty and you’d rather spend your hard earned cash on anything else, you’re not alone. Critics and fans have panned that shit since its release, and just today Jay finally felt compelled to speak out and defend Tidal, insisting it’s here to stay. I warn you, this is a long one, so stay strong, and I’ll see you on the other side.

Whew. Did you make it? Good job. Now how long do we think it is before Tidal folds?

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The Amy Winehouse documentary looks amazing and sad

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Amy Winehouse died nearly four years ago, and it’s still pretty hard to believe. I was a massive fan and was rooting for her all the way to the end, but it seemed her demons were just too big for her to beat (and I still think it’s all Blake’s fault). She was an incredible talent, one that was gone far, far before her time, and she was a massive loss to the music world. No one spoke for our generation the way Amy did – so frank, so unfiltered, so emotive. I really miss her a lot.

Director Asif Kapadia has now made a documentary, aptly titled Amy, which followed her life both before and during her fame, and really shows so much love and care for the subject at hand. The movie isn’t due out until July, but we’ve got the first trailer, and it’s really sad:

Sigh. Now I need to go listen to Frank.

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Beyonce releases ‘Die With You’ on Jay-Z’s TIDAL music service


Jay Z‘s TIDAL – basically a try-hard chic version of Spotify – was unveiled earlier this month with a ridiculous business model and an even more ridiculous membership fee (about 4x that of Spotify). It’s clearly going to fail, but for now, Beyonce is trying to keep her man’s venture afloat by releasing ~exclusive~ material ONLY through TIDAL. Get your credit cards ready if you want to hear the entirety of ‘Die With You’.

Bey released the first teaser of the track on Facebook, directing everyone to head to TIDAL to buy it. Will you take the bait?

Die With You. Watch the full video on

Posted by Beyoncé on Saturday, 4 April 2015

I’ve never been so wishy-washy over an artist in my life. Sometimes I absolutely love Beyonce and think she’s an absolute queen. Then she oversaturates the world with her presence and I need her to go the hell away for a long ass time to give us a break from her bullshit. It’s a difficult thing to reconcile, but just FYI, I’m in the “go away for a long time” phase at the moment.

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Sia and Maddie Ziegler team up again for ‘Big Girls Cry’ video

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Sia has been working with Dance Moms star Maddie Ziegler for a while now. Maddie, who’s 12, has appeared in the music videos for ‘Chandelier’ and ‘Elastic Heart’ and has performed alongside the singer on most of her big TV performances, as well, like Ellen and even at the Grammys. It looks like their collaboration isn’t going to slow down any time soon, either, since Maddie is also the star of the new ‘Big Girls Cry’ video.

I have to say, I absolutely love Sia and what she’s doing. I know some people don’t “get” it or her, and that’s fair enough – to each her own – but I think Sia’s brilliant and Maddie is the perfect way for her to express all the chaos in her mind. Love it.

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Kanye West is not welcome at Glastonbury

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Kanye West has been terrorizing audiences around the world for years, and following in his unrequited love/musical hero Beyonce‘s illustrious footsteps, he was actually invited to headline this year’s Glastonbury Festival over in the UK this summer. The problem is… no one really seems to want him there. So badly do they desire his absence that a guy called Neil Lonsdale put together a petition to dis-invite him from the festival… and it’s been surprisingly successful.

As the petition states:

Kanye West is an insult to music fans all over the world. We spend hundreds of pounds to attend glasto, and by doing so, expect a certain level of entertainment.

Kanye has been very outspoken on his views on music….he should listen to his own advice and pass his headline slot on to someone deserving!

Lets prevent this musical injustice now!

At the moment, the petition has over 71,000 signatures. Will it have any effect? Eh, probably not, but wouldn’t it be amazing if it did? Kanye would no doubt unleash the most narcissistic rant of his entire career – a tall order, but I know he’s got it in him.

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