This one probably only applies to 12-year-olds and the parents of 12-year-olds, but here goes nothing anyway. One Direction are releasing a new concert film called Where We Are, an update to their previous release, This Is Us.
Here’s the guys announcing this POS that will no doubt make them even richer:
July 22, 2014 at 9:00 am by Jennifer
Demi Lovato‘s gay anthem, ‘Really Don’t Care’, is an average song with a great message, so I kinda have to support it. Well, it’s also got a remix now with a new video showing Demi performing at what I assume is New York Pride last month, rocking her shaved hair and showing the world just how comfortable with herself she is. There’s also a cameo from Cher Lloyd, which… whatever.
July 16, 2014 at 9:00 am by Jennifer
You may know Jenny Lewis from her work with Rilo Kiley, or her solo albums. You may not know Jenny Lewis at all, too – that’s possible. But she’s ready to put out some new solo material and she called on some big names to help her promote her new single, ‘Just One of the Guys’. Enter Kristen Stewart and Anne Hathaway, who dressed up as dudes for the occasion. Enjoy!
Jenny Lewis’ new album, The Voyager, will be out later this month.
July 16, 2014 at 6:00 am by Jennifer
Anyone want to venture a guess as to exactly how much autotune has been put into Paris Hilton‘s new single, ‘Come Alive’? I mean, this literally sounds like a computer composite of about 80 different singers rolled into one. This is not her voice, I simply don’t believe that. Also, it’s nowhere near as good as ‘Drunk Text’… but what is?
July 11, 2014 at 9:00 am by Jennifer
First of all, where the hell has Moby been lately? You know, besides sitting alone in his apartment thinking about what a great artist he is and how no one understands music like he does. He seems to come out of hiding long enough to collaborate with Miley Cyrus and getting-weirder-by-the-day Wayne Coyne on a new music video/movie that’s trippy in all the wrong ways and is in no way worth watching. But please, I encourage you to do it anyway:
If this is what art is now, God help us all.
July 9, 2014 at 7:00 am by Jennifer
Kanye West went on an interminable 20-minute rant onstage at the Wireless Festival in London on Friday night, and during that time he said some crazy ass shit. Sure, he pronounced his long-standing love for Kim Kardashian and claimed that he’s being discriminated against in the fashion industry, but know what else he did? Complain about fame to the point of comparing paparazzi photos to being raped. You know, totally the same thing!
From The Independent:
“I want to bring my family to the movies without 30 motherfuckers following me. Everybody here, they like sex right? Sex is great when you and your partner are like, ‘Hey, this is what we both want to do’.
“But if one of those people don’t want to do that, what is that called? That’s called rape. That is called violation.”
“So if I walk around and say look sir, I’m not feeling so good today, I need some space, can you please not fuck with me today? I need cut-off space, not violation.”
West said that he would “stop every paparazzi one by one” if he wasn’t on probation, adding: “One week I told a paparazzi, ‘Stop talking to me – I might be thinking of something like a new stage show, a new design. You want to shove a camera in my face, you just fucked up my whole trail of thought.”
Zzzzzzzz… I’m so fucking bored of this guy. If Kanye had ever ACTUALLY been raped, I guarantee you he’d be begging for paparazzi to take photos of him in exchange for erasing that experience from his life. THEY ARE NOT THE SAME THING. No one is physically touching you or violating your body, no one is scarring you for life, no one is overpowering you. You can’t bear paparazzi being in your face? Get a fucking clue – move out of Los Angeles, get a farm in Nebraska or some shit and stay out of the limelight. Don’t marry someone whose entire existence revolves around the paparazzi and being seen and photographed by them 24 hours a day. Fuck off, man.
Oh, and if that wasn’t enough, he went on a SECOND rant on Saturday night on stage – that one, however, only lasted 5 minutes. Apparently the crowd started chanting “We want Drake!” during his bullshit. Poor Drake, however, had to cancel because he’s ill and resting on doctor’s order.