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Montana Fishburne

Laurence Fishburne’s Slutty Daughter Faked a Suicide Attempt

Montana Fishburne, the daughter of actor Laurence Fishburne is nothing but trouble. You may remember that early last summer it was revealed that she was doing porn videos under her real last name and perhaps even prostituting herself on Los Angeles city streets.

Concerned about his daughter’s well-being, Laurence sent a private investigator after his daughter, who caught her drinking a bottle of what appeared to be bleach on camera. Montana’s lawyer, Shawn Chapman Holley (of Lindsay and Nicole fame), submitted this video to the judge ruling Montana’s prostitution case, saying that it proved that her client was mentally unfit because, duh. Who would drink bleach?

Well, we’ve learned today that Montana did not drink bleach that night. She was faking it because she found out that her dad was having her followed. Once Holley found out that the bleach wasn’t real, she had to inform the prosecutor that the tape was no good.

This story grosses me out beyond belief. Montana clearly has so much anger toward her father to be causing him this sort of pain and she has no idea that in the long run she’s just hurting herself. Her pop may have the money to fix a lot of her problems, but she’s always going to be the actor’s daughter who did porn, sold herself and pretended to kill herself to get his attention. Not a great way to start out your adult life.

Montana Fishburne is Not a Nice Kid

So we already knew that Montana Fishburne ruined her relationship with her father Lawrence Fishburne by starring in a porno and using the family name, but this new porno mag cover and interview she did might really put it over the top. I’ve censored this so not everyone has to see Montana’s ass first thing in the morning, but as you can clearly see, the headline on her cover reads, “I’m Not Doing Sh*t To Him, But F**king And Having My Career.”

I’m mortified for this 19 year old chick at this point and I don’t even know her. How horrible to purposefully put your family through something like this. However, Montana says that she’s not being selfish and that she’s just living her dream. In her interview with Asis, she said, “This is something I’ve been thinking about for four years, so I didn’t want to wait. I was so excited to get started and I am so excited.”

I guess technically I have no problem with people doing porn as long as it’s what they want to do, but in this case, don’t you think that there’s too many warning signs that say she’s not doing this for herself? It seems like her desire to live this lifestyle is based off of her early teenage dreams and the hope that she’ll piss off her father, no? It’s a little suspect, to say the least. I hope she doesn’t grow to regret it.

(…and if you want to see the uncensored cover, it’s after the jump, you perverts.)

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Montana Fishburne Says Dad’s No Longer Speaking To Her

We found out over the weekend that Lawrence Fishburne’s daughter Montana has decided to make the transition from “famous person’s child who shouldn’t have to worry about anything” to “porn star”.  Since the story has blown up, Montana has spoken to her father (who reportedly tried to buy every copy of his daughter’s DVDs for one million dollars to keep them out of the public’s hands) and things are about as broken as you’d expect them to be over there.

Montana reported the details of the conversation with her father to TMZ (classy) and according to her, he said, “I’m not going to speak with you ’till you turn your life around,” and followed that by saying she was an embarrassment.

Lawrence also called out Montana for using their family name to promote herself saying, “You used your last name. No one uses their real name in porn.”

Damn. Well, that’s a real good point right there, Lawrence.

You guys, I gotta say it. I think this chick’s on drugs. Is that really obvious? Did we all already know that? Am I the last one to that party? I mean, this is purely speculation on my part, but I would assume that this kind of unnecessary (in every sense of the word) behavior is a product of mixing drugs and a mental illness.

I spoke with a friend who is familiar with Montana last night (they grew up in overlapping social circles), and according to this friend, a sex tape is actually a step up. It was reported this week by some sites that Montana has a history of hooking, but I’m hearing that it might not all be in the past. As in, allegedly she was working the corner as recently as last week. That doesn’t seem like acting out against her rich dad to me or looking for love in all the wrong places or whatever. It sounds like the girl might have a serious problem and her dad needs to throw her ass in rehab while she’s still 19 and young enough to bounce back.

Disowning who appears to be his desperate, possibly drug-addicted, sex worker daughter until she turns her life around means that the two of them are probably never talking again.

Sometimes Movie Stars Have Dumb Kids

Photo via Celebitchy

Laurence Fishburne’s 19-year-old daughter, Montana, wants to follow in her father’s footsteps by becoming a movie star. Unfortunately, she chose a really, really poor way to go about that:  porn.

From TMZ:

TMZ has learned Montana Fishburne is starring in a porno flick for Vivid Entertainment – explaining, “I’ve watched how successful Kim Kardashian became and I think a lot of it was due to the release of her sex tape.”

Unlike the celeb she admires — Montana, who also goes by the name “Chippy D,” is not arguing that her tape was stolen or obtained illegally.

We’re told the flick is set to be released in August.

There are so many things that are wrong with this.  She’s 19, and it’s not like 19-year-olds are known for making solid choices. She’s Laurence Fishburne’s daughter, so can’t she get her dad to make a couple phone calls or something instead of jumping right into porn?  She looks just like Laurence, so it’s going to be really weird to see her in porn.  Also, did no one tell her that Kim Kardashian’s tape was an amateur thing and that it was “accidentally” released?  That’s a far cry from doing an actual adult film.  It’s also really sad that she seems to think it’s going to help her develop a legitimate career.

Here’s a mental exercise:  think of all the porn stars who are also taken seriously as actors and make a list.  Can you think of any?  Yeah, neither can I.  Tough break, Montana.