Well, well, look who’s turned up! It’s Mischa Barton, guys! The last time we saw Mischa, she didn’t look so swell. Before that, there was a long and odd descent into...
Is it a terribly rude thing to say that someone looks like complete f-cking shit? Because OH MY GOD does Mischa Barton look like complete f-cking shit. What the hell happened here? Is this... It’s got to be the absence of a boat. Remember all that? It was like every time she was vacationing on a boat, she looked like hot garbage on a humid day. Maybe it was seasickness... “This raw meat stuff is getting old and may not only hurt and kill cows, it may hurt Mischa, because so much meat is infected with salmonella, E. coli, and campylobacter that licking... And it’s not even because girlfriend here is chewing on raw meat. She’d need a good gastro doctor for that, ’cause I have no doubts that shit’s been sitting out for... Would some say that Mischa Barton‘s gotten fat? Yeah, some probably would. But I’m not going to. She’s not, you know, Victoria’s Secret-caliber-form anymore, but... If you overindulged in anything this past weekend whether it be food, drink, ham hocks or heavy cream, I’ve got just the thing that will take the edge – and the guilt- off:... Oh, Mischa Barton. Crazy, kooky Mischa Barton — Mischa Barton of marijuana and pants of both unfortunate color and rise. You slay me.
Mischa was photographed earlier this week... Ugh. Sorry. I didn’t even realize myself how awful that visual was until I typed it out. My bad.
But in all honesty, (because, c’mon, we know that very few self-respecting... There's nothing real about Mischa This is what Mischa Barton wore on Thursday to a boutique opening. Which was in public. And also in 2010.
Mischa, are you serious with this? Is it supposed to be some kind of... Last night I went to my favorite dive in Silverlake, as I do every Wednesday night. Occasionally you’ll see a famous face there, but the bar is pretty far from Hollywood and not...
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