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25Miley Cyrus Wants A Boob Job

Miley, still just 17, has reportedly asked her parents to consent to the plastic surgery to take her up to a D-cup.  Here’s the original story from Star:

“The only thing Miley Cyrus likes less than a flat note is a flat chest. She’s already seen a plastic surgeon and aims to up her cups to Holly Madison proportions, a source tells Star. Miley is intent on getting a boob job, and she’s insisting her parents sign the consent form, which is required since she’s still 17 years old,” notes the source. “Billy Ray and Tish are letting her go for it. She’s beyond their control, anyway.”

Since this is from Star, there’s a good chance it’s nonsense, but I’m not sure.  I think this definitely sounds like something that Miley would do.  With all the on stage grinding and pole-dancing this girl has been doing in the past year, implants seem like a logical next step.

I would make a joke about how Miley can’t be tamed, but it just seems sad at this point.

August 14, 2010 at 10:49 am by Emily
Filed Under: Miley Cyrus

28What Movies Does Miley Hate?

Although the Twilight cast has copped to enjoying her, Miley Cyrus is once again mouthing off about how much she can’t stand the vampire saga. Miley was quoted as saying, “I’d rather keep the dead and revolting things like vampires and werewolves out of my life,” and while I don’t believe that’s totally true (I mean, have you seen her brother?), I agree that Twilight is completely unappealing.

So who do you think is better (or worse)? Miley or Twilight?

July 16, 2010 at 12:00 pm by Molls
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105Turns Out Preteens Don’t Get The New Miley

When Miley Cyrus ditched that whole Disney image, she apparently left a lot of her fans behind too.  Sales for “Can’t Be Tamed,” Miley’s racy new album, are kind of pathetic for her – the album sold 72% less copies than her debut album, “Breakaway,” did in its first week. This drastic drop can be at least somewhat attributed to confusing her young fans.  The New York Times spoke with Perry Hamm, an 11-year-old girl, about Miley’s new image:

“I don’t know what was going on in her head. I feel like she acts 25. She looks so old. She is too old for herself.”

Too old for herself indeed.

I think this is a fine line.  Miley’s 17, so she’s not that little Hannah Montana bitch anymore, and I can’t blame her for wanting to do her own thing.  On the other hand, she does (or did, as the case may be) have a remarkable amount of children who look up to her.  What do you guys think?  Should Miley just do what she feels or mellow out for the kids?

July 11, 2010 at 12:15 pm by Emily
Filed Under: Miley Cyrus

22Quotables

“Oh my God, poor girl. She’s Britney Spears all over again. It’s happening right before our eyes.” When her friend asked if she meant Lindsay Lohan, she answered, “No, she’s definitely headed the Britney route. It’s worse. Look at those outfits. It’s bad.”

Katy Perry blasts Miley Cyrus in an interview with Life & Style magazine. And though I’m not a huge, huge Miley fan, I’m even less a fan of Katy Perry’s (music), so I’m going to go ahead and say “Fuck you, Katy Perry, Miley’s going to go the Lindsay route, and don’t make me wrestle you over the shit, you fucking strong elephant of a woman, you.”

July 9, 2010 at 7:15 am by Sarah
Filed Under: Katy Perry, Miley Cyrus

19God Bless That Taylor Momsen

Taylor Momsen is in the press for making absurd comments again. She had harsh words for survivors of the earthquake in Haiti and been “I’m not looking to be Miley f***ing Cyrus. I don’t care about the fame. I do it because I love music. I like making records and if people like them, then we’ll go along for the ride.” Although the blonde star wants to avoid comparisons with Miley, 17, she insists she doesn’t have a problem with her personally, just the Disney show ‘Hannah Montana’ that catapulted her to fame. She added to this month’s UK issue of FHM magazine: “I’m not dissing Miley personally. However, I do think the Disney bubblegum s**t that the world is living right now is pathetic. I thought we passed that repression. I don’t know Miley, but musically we’re different. To compare us because of our age is silly. curt with interviewers, and now she wants to make it clear that that loser, Miley Cyrus? That loser is NOTHING like her.

Taylor told the UK’s version FHM:

I’m not looking to be Miley f***ing Cyrus. I don’t care about the fame. I do it because I love music. I like making records and if people like them, then we’ll go along for the ride. I’m not dissing Miley personally. However, I do think the Disney bubblegum s**t that the world is living right now is pathetic. I thought we passed that repression. I don’t know Miley, but musically we’re different. To compare us because of our age is silly.

She’s actually said something kind of like this before, but calling her “Miley fucking Cyrus” feels pretty brilliant to me. Taylor Momsen is going to be fine. She’s no Lohan, that’s for sure. Where Lohan hid her rebellion from us, Taylor’s going balls-out wild in public and she’s not really doing anything that bad, just some swear words and hooker clothes and bad eye makeup.

July 7, 2010 at 2:00 pm by Molls

11Quotables

Dolly Parton Goes To Bat For Miley

“If you think I’m going to sit here and pass judgment on Miley, you’re wrong. I think she’s beautiful. I love her. She’s trying to grow up, you know, I remember when I was horny and young.”

- Dolly Parton defending her goddaughter Miley Cyrus’ sexy new style to MSNBC.

July 5, 2010 at 3:00 pm by Molls