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Miley Cyrus

Miley Cyrus Guest Stars on Good Morning America, Performs With Bret Michaels

The girl’s growing on me. Honest. But I’m still going to rip the performance. I was far, far more stoked to see Michaels perform (again!) than I ever could be for a Miley performance. Not to mention, and yeah, I know it’s a live show, but she was wicked flat throughout a lot of the song. But yet, this song made the final cut to her latest album, Can’t Be Tamed. Who knows.

Miley also interviewed this morning on GMA, and discussed various topics including her coming-of-age-ness and her fans:

“You have to be who you are to the full. There’s nothing that I’m holding back. And that’s what I want to give to my girl fans. Just be who you are … It’s always going to be hard because there’s so much stuff you’ve got to get through before you an get to the stuff that’s real. There’s all the people that are like, ‘Yes! It’s gonna be great! You’re the biggest thing ever!’ when really, I just want the truth.”

Cyrus also discusses her latest upskirt scandal, and includes her thoughts on Perez Hilton:

“There are people that are negative just to be that way. You’ve got to push through all that and just be like ‘This is my life.’ ”

Good words, Miley. Not a terrible interview. But just “damn” on today’s singing. You’re pretty talented, but this was definitely one of those off-days.

Some Fat Dude With A Blog Is In Big Trouble For Tweeting Miley Cyrus’ Vag

Perez Hilton Posts Lewd Miley Photos On Twitter

A blogger whose name I won’t even bother to write (you know who I’m talking about. That fat guy with the blue hair who cried on the Internet after Will.i.Am beat him up last year) is causing controversy over an image he posted to his Twitter page yesterday. The photo was of 17 year old pop star Miley Cyrus climbing out of a car crotch first, and it appeared that she was going comando. The blogger is claiming that it wasn’t actually a dirty pic saying, “Do you think I’m stupid enough to post a photo of Miley if she’s not wearing any underwear down there? Sure I like to be controversial, but I don’t want to go to jail,” but it sounds like his intent was to make his audience believe that that’s what they were seeing.

Although Miley seems unphased by the photo, writing the blogger off as “an idiot” on Ryan Seacrest’s radio show this morning, the blogger’s actions are considered criminal in the minds of many. Even if the so-called “vagina” was just a flap of leg chub, reporting it to be her private parts is just as bad as if it actually was. Putting a pornographic illusion of an underage girl is just as bad as posting an actual beaver shot in my mind.

Some People Have The Worst Taste in Music


Kristen Stewart is so aloof and moody that I would imagine her favorite song to be some Animal Collective joint or a Magnetic Fields jam or something. I really did not imagine that this chick’s music taste was as cheesy as her career choices. According to Kristen, her favorite song to listen to while she’s on set preparing to play Bella is something you might expect her tween fans to be rocking out to:

“I just listened to my normal music. Bella’s less tortured. She’s less conflicted. I mean … it’s the most she’s conflicted about the love triangle [but] that happens sort of at the end. But I don’t know, ‘The Climb‘ is my theme song — and I’m sticking to it.”

Hey, Kristen? Why don’t you listen to the soundtracks of the movies you’re in? Joan Jett or Florence and the Machine blow Miley Cyrus out of the water any day of the week. Ugh.

Miley Didn’t Make Out With a Girl, Y’all

All of last week people were talking about Miley Cyrus’ performance on Britain’s Got Talent in which the 17 year old singer gyrated in a sexy outfit and appeared to lock lips with one of her female dancers. But Miley says none of that is true! Our eyes were deceiving us!

Here’s what she had to say on her blog about the kiss:

“I performed ‘Can’t Be Tamed’ this week on one of my favorite shows here in the UK Britian’s Got Talent. Which is totally true, there were some amazinnnggg acts (but of course no one could focus on that.) I had such a blast and was so honored to be on that stage. That being said during my performance I supposedly ‘KISSED A GIRL’ and this is the newest thing to cause controversy.

I promise you I did not kiss her and it is ridiculous that two entertainers cant even rock out with each other without the media making it some type of story. I really hope my fans are not disappointed in me because the truth is I did nothing wrong. I got up there and did my job which is to perform to the best of my ability. I just want to put an end to this right now and just say one thing to everyone out there making this performance such a big deal.

GET OVER IT! NOTHING HAPPENED. THERE ARE WAYYYYYYY MORE IMPORTANT THINGS IN THE WORLD. Let’s start focusing a little less on making up ignorant rumors and focus a little more on world peace! We gotta a lot of work to do if we wan this earth to be here much longer. Let’s make a change! It wouldn’t hurt the world to show a little more love. X M”

Yeah! It sucks when entertainers can’t rock out! Like, God! What’s your problem? So what if it looks like an underage girl is experimenting with faux-lesbianism on a television show that will no doubt be seen all over the world! Like, who gives?! Just let her entertain and rock out.

Miley Goes Off the Rails!

Oh, I so totally fucking called this.

Looks like Little Miss Sexpot gave a performance of epic proportions last night on Britain’s Got Talent. Critics say that Cyrus “cavorted on stage in a skimpy basque [a bodice/corset-type thing] and ripped fishnet stockings, and pretended to kiss a female dancer.” And not only did she try to pull a Britney with the fake-lesbian kiss, she allowed another male dancer to grab her tits on stage during the skit.

See, Liam? See what you’re giving up? This chick clearly can’t be tamed. So go ‘head. Get some.

(But honestly, now, the “reviews” that people are making a big stink about, I think, are a little off the mark, to be quite honest. The boob grabbing was nothing more than a hand across the chest, and even when I played the video back a second time, it didn’t appear that Miley actually even came near to planting a kiss on the female dancer’s lips. So, yeah. A bit boring. But hey … It could happen, right?)

Clearly, Liam Hemsworth Was Faced With One Too Many Hillbilly Hoedowns

photo of miley cyrus and her boyfriend liam hemsworth at movie premiere

And now he and Miley Cyrus are apparently on a break. He’s supposedly outta the country, outta the Arkansas-or-wherever-the-fuck limelight and reportedly, out of Miley Cyrus’ life — and it’s all due to the ever-present, lurking, leering Billy Ray Cyrus.

The National Enquirer reports (and yeah, I know National Enquirer, boo) that Hemsworth and Cyrus recently split because of her meddling family and jealousy over Hemsworth’s new-found fame:

A source tells the National Enquirer, “The result was a vicious fight – and Liam bolted. He said he’s tired of her folks’ interference and that Miley’s jealous that his film career has taken off.”

Hemsworth, 20, is said to have since moved back in with his brother Chris at the Hollywood apartment they previously shared. And Cyrus herself appears to have confirmed the romance is on hiatus – when asked by the tabloid about their relationship status, she is quoted as saying, “(We) are on a break.”

Is this going to be the catalyst to send Miley off into a Britney-post-Justin-breakup type of breakdown? Is she going to push for an even more sexually-charged image in retaliation of Hemsworth’s decision to break off the relationship in a grimacing effort to try and win him back? Just please, please, please give up don’t give up, Miley …. and always remember:

” … ain’t about what’s waiting on the other side / it’s the climb.”

Keep the faith, girl.

Miley Cyrus Is a Grown, Sexual Creature and You Will Respect That, Goddamnit

Miley Cyrus' Sexy Show in Paris

It seems like Miley ditched the good girl vibe quite some time ago, but only recently have I realized that somewhere down the line she started only doing the mildly raunchy. Just like Britney and Christina before her, Miley is so tired of being considered a product of Disney that she’s now marketing herself as a product of Heidi Fleiss. You could argue that the girl (and yes, she’s still a girl) is 17 and exploring her sexuality, but I was once 17 and my sexuality was restrained to my high school boyfriend’s bedroom Mondays-Fridays between the hours of 3 and 5 PM. And I definitely wouldn’t have been allowed to wear a cut up Cheap Trick shirt (as if anyone in her audience thinks that’s the name of a band) and I definitely wouldn’t have grinded on an older man in a fedora knowing that my parents were a mere 15 feet away watching, but HEY! That’s showbiz!