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Miley Cyrus

Miley Goes Off the Rails!

Oh, I so totally fucking called this.

Looks like Little Miss Sexpot gave a performance of epic proportions last night on Britain’s Got Talent. Critics say that Cyrus “cavorted on stage in a skimpy basque [a bodice/corset-type thing] and ripped fishnet stockings, and pretended to kiss a female dancer.” And not only did she try to pull a Britney with the fake-lesbian kiss, she allowed another male dancer to grab her tits on stage during the skit.

See, Liam? See what you’re giving up? This chick clearly can’t be tamed. So go ‘head. Get some.

(But honestly, now, the “reviews” that people are making a big stink about, I think, are a little off the mark, to be quite honest. The boob grabbing was nothing more than a hand across the chest, and even when I played the video back a second time, it didn’t appear that Miley actually even came near to planting a kiss on the female dancer’s lips. So, yeah. A bit boring. But hey … It could happen, right?)

Clearly, Liam Hemsworth Was Faced With One Too Many Hillbilly Hoedowns

photo of miley cyrus and her boyfriend liam hemsworth at movie premiere

And now he and Miley Cyrus are apparently on a break. He’s supposedly outta the country, outta the Arkansas-or-wherever-the-fuck limelight and reportedly, out of Miley Cyrus’ life — and it’s all due to the ever-present, lurking, leering Billy Ray Cyrus.

The National Enquirer reports (and yeah, I know National Enquirer, boo) that Hemsworth and Cyrus recently split because of her meddling family and jealousy over Hemsworth’s new-found fame:

A source tells the National Enquirer, “The result was a vicious fight – and Liam bolted. He said he’s tired of her folks’ interference and that Miley’s jealous that his film career has taken off.”

Hemsworth, 20, is said to have since moved back in with his brother Chris at the Hollywood apartment they previously shared. And Cyrus herself appears to have confirmed the romance is on hiatus – when asked by the tabloid about their relationship status, she is quoted as saying, “(We) are on a break.”

Is this going to be the catalyst to send Miley off into a Britney-post-Justin-breakup type of breakdown? Is she going to push for an even more sexually-charged image in retaliation of Hemsworth’s decision to break off the relationship in a grimacing effort to try and win him back? Just please, please, please give up don’t give up, Miley …. and always remember:

” … ain’t about what’s waiting on the other side / it’s the climb.”

Keep the faith, girl.

Miley Cyrus Is a Grown, Sexual Creature and You Will Respect That, Goddamnit

Miley Cyrus' Sexy Show in Paris

It seems like Miley ditched the good girl vibe quite some time ago, but only recently have I realized that somewhere down the line she started only doing the mildly raunchy. Just like Britney and Christina before her, Miley is so tired of being considered a product of Disney that she’s now marketing herself as a product of Heidi Fleiss. You could argue that the girl (and yes, she’s still a girl) is 17 and exploring her sexuality, but I was once 17 and my sexuality was restrained to my high school boyfriend’s bedroom Mondays-Fridays between the hours of 3 and 5 PM. And I definitely wouldn’t have been allowed to wear a cut up Cheap Trick shirt (as if anyone in her audience thinks that’s the name of a band) and I definitely wouldn’t have grinded on an older man in a fedora knowing that my parents were a mere 15 feet away watching, but HEY! That’s showbiz!

Are Miley and Mandy Still BFF?

Miley and Mandy: Together Again

Miley Cyrus and her one-time BFF Mandy were seen out in Studio City yesterday grabbing some sushi. These two were inseparable for years, but over the last year or so we’ve barely seen the two of them out together. Is it just business from their work schedules, or have Miley and Mandy drifted apart? One cause of such a rift would be the age difference between the two. Mandy’s of legal drinking age and is often seen out at LA clubs getting her party on while Miley’s not even old enough to buy a pack of smokes or a porno mag. Does anyone know what’s going on with Miley and Mandy?

Miley Cyrus Has Another Tattoo

Miley Cyrus Has a New Tattoo

Miley Cyrus got inked again, but this time it’s in a slightly more visible place. The 17-year old singer/actress appears to have gotten the world “love” tattooed in her ear. Trashy? Not exactly. But I still have the feeling that an ear tattoo is not something you want to see on an elderly woman. Ya know, because tattoos are forever, Miley.

If Billy Ray’s going to keep signing off on his underage daughter/paycheck getting her body inked up, then I hope he starts limiting her to places that are usually covered up.

Miley Cyrus Is Toxic

A photo of Miley Cyrus at the Hannah Montana wrap party

Or her jewelry is, at least.

Walmart is pulling her jewelry line off the shelves after lab tests showed that the jewelry contains a high amount of cadmium, which is bad news (cadmium poisoning was on House, if that tells you anything).  It’s not lethal if it’s simply worn, but it will fuck your world up if you ingest it, and that’s what people are worried about.

Well, by “people,” I mean the Associated Press, who conducted the test.  Walmart and Miley knew about the cadmium months ago, but I guess they figured it wasn’t a problem because the jewelry line is marketed for adults, and adults aren’t the ones chewing on jewelry, kids are.  But of course there’s no way some little Hannah Montana fan with an oral fixation would purchase a necklace or anything, and it’s not like anyone’s ever seen a baby suck on Mom’s earrings.

Get it together, Walmart.  Start by not selling jewelry that can kill people.