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Miley Cyrus Is Pissed Off at the Idiots Who Say She’s Hanging Out With Nick Jonas

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Miley Cyrus is really mad at all you idiots out there suggesting that she’s hanging out with ex-boyfriend Nick Jonas again, ‘cos she’s totally not, OKAY? In the midst of all these “Will she or won’t she marry Liam Hemsworth?” reports, she was apparently spotted with Mr. Ball Gag‘s brother out and about in Los Angeles and felt the need to hit up Twitter and tell everyone off for being wrong.

“I literally haven’t seen Nick Jonas in years. Don’t believe everything you read folks. Why are magazines allowed to publish straight bullshit. Look at my profile pic [which shows my engagement ring]. Look at my finger. Idiots.

“I couldn’t have ‘ran’ into anyone because I haven’t went to eat out in public in weeks because of the amount of paparazzi outside my house #shorthairrepunzel.”

She later deleted the messages and just left the following, but here’s my question: What the hell kind of hash tag is #shorthairrepunzel and why is she using it? If there’s one thing anyone with sense knows, it’s that you don’t try to give yourself a nickname. And also, Rapunzel is not only spelled incorrectly, but also, she’s known for her long hair and by being the “short hair” version of her, you’re… not Rapunzel at all. Anything that would have made you Rapunzel is no longer there.

I probably shouldn’t think so hard about this.


Miley Cyrus and Liam Hemsworth Are Still Getting Married, Y’All!

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Just when it seemed like Miley Cyrus and Liam Hemsworth were over, an “insider” has come out of the woodwork to assure the press that Liam’s back after f-cking off to Australia to get away from her and their wedding is back on!

From E Online:

With Hemsworth back in Los Angeles after spending most of the month in Australia, a source exclusively tells E! News that the constant media scrutiny of their relationship “has caused a lot of stress” for the couple.

“There are some serious problems going on, but seeing them together, they do genuinely love each other and they really do want to work it out,” the source assures.

I mean, on one hand, good for them for working it out. On another hand, who the hell cares? This wedding is not going to happen, and if it does, Miley and Liam will be in divorce court a year later, 18th months at most.

Miley Cyrus Is Now Twerkin’ It In That K-Mart Unicorn Onesie

Miley Cyrus isn’t handling being dumped by Liam Hemsworth too well, from the looks of things. Despite putting her engagement ring back on and Instagramming it (take that, haters!), things are going downhill for poor Miley, who is still wearing that broke ass unicorn onesie and is now twerking it to ‘WOP’, recording it and putting it online for the world to see.

This video is a hot mess. Where are Miley Cyrus’s friends? Why aren’t they pulling her out of the house, or at least taking her phone, laptop and video camera away from her? I know it’s supposed to be “cute” and “quirky”, but I’m just shaking my head.