“I want to be Snooki, I love her. I’m obsessed, I follow her around. She’s one of the only people I’ve asked for an autograph and a picture from because I love her and I’m inspired by her. She is who she is and that’s what I like. All she does is eat pickles all day and I really appreciate that. You can’t hate on someone who loves themselves and eats pickles all day.”
Well, this makes a lot of sense, doesn’t it? All of Miley’s recent behavior – the smoking, the tattoos, the bong hits – it’s all just a way to get closer to Snooki. Miley’s just trying to find her own pickle, her own reason for living. And she’s right, you guys, we can’t hate on that.
February 15, 2011 at 11:30 am by Emily
Oh be still my beating heart. Miley Cyrus, strutting whatever it is that she calls ‘stuff’ for the March ’11 issue of Marie Claire. But really, don’t get me wrong, I’m not a hater – I can see how this chick’s got a lot of fans. She’s been a staple on the tween scene for, what, like forty years now?
However, I can also guarantee that a lot of her little kid fans will want nothing to do with her in a few years when they grow up and when she’s still trying to be a fledgling A-list actress, ’cause it’s not always cool to admit that you were a hardcore fan of ANYTHING tween … I mean, even though I’d still totally procreate with any one of the Hanson brothers, it doesn’t make me cool for crying over their pictures and wearing their t-shirts to SOCIAL EVENTS and going to every concert in a three-hour radius in middle school, now does it?
February 10, 2011 at 9:00 am by Sarah
This week we’ve seen Miley Cyrus with a new tattoo on her ribcage and smoking cigarettes, and it wasn’t all that long ago she worked the pole at the Teen Choice Awards and ripped a bong with her homies. Now the pop star has been seen out with her So Undercover co-star, Josh Bowman. You know, that dude who dated Amy Winehouse back in 2009. Miley’s fuckin’ with the same dick that Amy Winehouse fucked with. That’s just about the nastiest thing I’ve heard in a minute, and that’s saying something.
What’s going on with little Milers? I know, she’s an 18-year old kid doing her thing, but tattoos, cigs, scandalous behavior and gross men? Way to cash in all your skank chips at once, girl.
Tell me what you think about Miley’s behavior by voting in the poll and hitting up the comments section…
February 7, 2011 at 1:00 pm by Molls
I’m pretty sure that this girl is just trying to kill her father now.
Miley Cyrus was caught smoking a cigarette by the paparazzi yesterday. The pop singer is 18 years old and can legally acquire the cigs, but she’s supposed to be one of those goody-goody types that wouldn’t be caught dead putting chemicals into her body.
As someone who’s in the process of trying to kick a ten year cigarette habit, I wish I could rip that smoke right out of her hand, take a quick puff and then stomp all over it. It’s such a nasty habit and trying to quit is the worst.
Stick to the salvia, girl.
February 6, 2011 at 11:58 am by Molls
Miley Cyrus already has “just breathe” tattooed under her boob, a heart etched on her pinky finger, the word “love” inked on the inside of her ear (so deep!), and it seems like that’s just the beginning of what’s going to be a serious ink collection.
Yesterday the pop star was photographed out and about in a loose fitting top that showed off some brand new design on her ribcage. It’s hard to say what the tattoo is of, but based on her other designs, I’m assuming it’s a cross or a portrait of her father or some other totally cliched and embarrassing design that only an 18 year old moron would get.
If Miley’s going to mark up her bod the way her brother did, I’m glad she’s keeping most of her tats out of the public eye. Little girls don’t need to see their idol covered in tacky designs. I do fear that if she keeps this up, she’s eventually going to look like she’s wearing a swimsuit made of tattoos when she’s naked, though.
What do you think about Miley’s body art? Is it trashy or none of our business?
February 3, 2011 at 2:00 pm by Molls
She also hopes to see more of you in the coming new year, but I think we’ll actually be seeing more of her, if you know what I mean. Girlfriend’s eighteen, a pent-up former Disney star, and has some serious at-home drama going down right now, so something’s gotta give. Me? I think it’s going to be the elastic on her silver charm-adorned rainbow-striped thong, but hey. I’ve been wrong before.