She also hopes to see more of you in the coming new year, but I think we’ll actually be seeing more of her, if you know what I mean. Girlfriend’s eighteen, a pent-up former Disney star, and has some serious at-home drama going down right now, so something’s gotta give. Me? I think it’s going to be the elastic on her silver charm-adorned rainbow-striped thong, but hey. I’ve been wrong before.
December 27, 2010 at 6:30 am by Sarah
If it’s a day ending in ‘y,’ there’s another racy picture leak of another former Disney starlet. This week, for your pleasure, Miley Cyrus and her assistant.
As you can see in the above photo, the chick to Miley’s left thinks it’s a safe place to be hanging out that close to girlfriend’s chest with her tongue hanging out, but what she doesn’t realize is that those things explode frequently, much like the Howlers in Harry Potter. If you have no idea what I’m on about, you’re just not cool. Sorry. It’s a hard reality to face sometimes, but hey. Whoever said life was easy?
Really though, work on that face, Miley – your pictures might be more impressive and sexual (I mean, that is what you’re going for, right?) if you didn’t look like a confused, inbred monkey who suffered through a brief bout of bad orthodontia.
December 24, 2010 at 9:00 am by Sarah
So some friends of Miley Cyrus’ got together to reenact the famous bong hit choked ’round the world, and decided to make what they considered a funny musical parody of the event that rocked Billy Ray and plaid-wearing Miley fans worldwide. However? Her pals kind of missed the boat on the funny musical parody, because not only was it painfully not funny, they kind of lost the definition of ‘parody’ in translation, too. Other than the clumsy bong hit in the beginning, I don’t recall any similarities to the original video, really, except the rampant stupidity by no-name friends so hey … maybe they did get it right – by accident.
Apparently the video was shot in the same room, too, or at least it was claimed to be, anyway. Are you wicked impressed yet?
I like SNL‘s version better, but maybe that’s because it was done by people who are actually paid to be funny.
December 23, 2010 at 6:30 am by Sarah
After flying from Los Angeles to New Orleans to try and reconcile her friendship with Miley Cyrus, Anna Oliver is probably learning that it’s time for her to find a new hangout buddy. You may recognize Anna’s name as the videographer behind the now-infamous bong video that Miley and her camp are so embarrassed about. No wonder she was reportedly given less than a warm reception.
Miley’s currently in Louisiana filming the new movie So Undercover, and while Anna was allowed to hang out with the singer/actress for a day on set, Miley quickly told her that she needed to concentrate on the movie and to hit the road. According to a source who spoke to E!, Miley is embarrassed and regretful about the video’s release and just wants to move on with her life.
I’m not sure if I feel badly for Anna or not. On one hand, Miley’s responsible for her own behavior, and with trip videos being so popular on YouTube, I wouldn’t be surprised if she actually asked Anna to pick up the camera. At the same time, everyone knows that if you want to maintain your friendship with folks in the public eye, discretion is key.
Do you think Miley should forgive Anna Oliver or ditch the dead weight?
December 17, 2010 at 6:30 am by Molls
Dr. Drew is always one of the first people to chime in whenever a celebrity does anything drug-related, so of course he has a thing or two to say about Miley Cyrus being videoed while huffing on a bong full of salvia. The addiction specialist told Access Hollywood, “If I had a child that was doing that or if I was advising a parent, I would say get professional help immediately,” Dr. Drew told Access. “This cat is out of the bag. This is a child who is in trouble and who is suffering and this is her way of trying to manage that. Get professional help.”
Saying that Miley needs professional help because she indulged in a legal drug with some of her friends sounds a bit extreme, but Drew says that this is probably the first of many incidents we’re going to see like this from the young star. Drew says:
“We know that she’s going to be acting out now because her family’s in trouble, so it’s not unusual to see depression manifesting as various kinds of acting out behaviors. Adolescents don’t get depressed the way adults do. They don’t get sad and cry and withdraw. They often act out and become irritable, they act out with drugs and… get in trouble and she seems to be suffering.”
Uhhh… I’ll meet you in the middle on this one, Drew. Miley probably does need to talk to a therapist about a lot of things, but I don’t think her “drug use” is one of them.
December 14, 2010 at 11:00 am by Molls
Poor Billy Ray Cyrus. First his wife cheats on him with a grosser, blonder version of him and now his precious little daughter is all over the Internet rippin’ off a bong. That can’t be easy for the guy. Plus, his Tweet this morning apologizing for his daughter’s behavior kind of broke my heart. Like, I’m not sure that I was prepared to hear Billy Ray Cyrus say that he was “so sad.”
It sucks though, because Miley’s 18 and technically not her parents problem anymore. Between the stresses of ending his marriage with his wife and the flack he’s probably getting for “the way he raised his daughter,” the poor dude is probably beyond emotionally depleted.
Let’s go easy on Billy Ray. If anyone’s responsible for Miley’s typical 18-year old behavior, it’s her.