Got a Tip? Help us Beet Off!

Miley Cyrus

19Quotables: Aww, America, You Hurt Miley’s Feelings

A photo of Miley Cyrus

“I just think right now America has gotten to a place where I don’t know if they want me to tour or not. Right now I just want to go to the places where I am getting the most love and Australia and South America have done that for me. Kind of going to the places where I get the most love. Don’t want to go anywhere where I don’t feel completely comfortable with it.”

- Poor Miley Cyrus explains why she hates America.

I know that “Miley Cyrus hates America” is a stretch of a statement, but down here in Tennessee we call what Miley is doing here “looking a gift horse in the mouth,” and we don’t take kindly to that.  Seeing as how Miley’s a good ol’ girl from Tennessee as well, you’d think she’d understand that.  But I suppose that, unlike myself, Miley’s never been the pearl-clutching type, so we can’t really expect her to do something like show gratitude to the fans who gave her her start.  Tough break.

April 15, 2011 at 5:30 pm by Emily
Filed Under: Miley Cyrus

2Miley Cyrus is Back on Twitter, Is One of Those A-Holes Who Still Thinks Charlie Sheen is Cool

Look what we have here! After quitting Twitter last year because of her disapproving boyfriend, Miley Cyrus has decided to get back into the 140-or-less swing of things. Instead of reclaiming her old @mileycyrus handle, she’s taken over the account that was being managed to promote her next tour. She says that the decision to do so was for two reasons: 1) She wants to connect with her fans, and 2) She can’t get enough of that absolutely hilarious Charlie Sheen.

We’ve always known that Miley was a cornball who’s attracted to low-quality individuals, but Charlie Sheen? Maybe a month ago it was fine to point and laugh at the guy, but after there’s been so much discussion about his consistent abusive behavior toward women and relationship with drugs, I’m a little surprised she’s such an open supporter. It seems as if she had any idea what the hell she was talking about, she wouldn’t be a fan of his.

Hey, Billy Ray! While you’re lecturing your daughter on her bong ripping and slutty behavior, do you think you could also mention something about how women beaters are not to be praised and encouraged? Especially by your daughter and the guy who fucked your wife? Thanks!

April 4, 2011 at 4:30 pm by Molls

38Want to Have Sex With Miley Cyrus? Now You Can!

photo of miley cyrus pictures sex doll photos

OK, well that’s a big of an exaggeration, but what I REALLY meant was ‘have sex with a girl that’s SUPPOSED to be Miley Cyrus, but is way hotter and doesn’t have the horrendous gawpy gums or that honking laugh, so I guess in reality is nothing LIKE Miley Cyrus.’  I guess just the name is enough for some people – the fine, fine folks at Pipedream have dreamed up ‘Finally Miley,’ a Miley-like sex doll that’s only really Miley-like if you count the token plaid shirt and the bad, odd-colored hair.

‘Miley’ has three ‘achey’ love holes to plug up, and the reality of this thing is that these dolls will probably sell like hoe-cakes.  I’m betting that all of the proceeds are going to go to a feeder fund for little Miss Miley, anyway, because you just know daddy’s probably behind this one, too.

April 4, 2011 at 10:30 am by Sarah
Filed Under: Miley Cyrus

3Quotables: Miley Cyrus Loves Rebecca Black So Much, She Can’t Even Safely Opperate a Vehicle

“I am a fan of Rebecca Black… I think she’s great. I actually have this really embarrassing video that my sister has on her phone and I’m just waiting till the day that she puts it on YouTube. It’s me driving, singing Rebecca Black and my hands are not always on the wheel while I’m singing the song. Not so good.”

- Miley Cyrus, clearing up any Rebecca Black beef you may have thought she’d had, by admitting she drove unsafely to “Friday.”

While I’m not really too pleased to hear that Miley’s too busy making YouTube videos in her car to keep her hands on the wheel, she’s definitely done worse things in her life that have wound up on the Internet.

April 3, 2011 at 12:23 pm by Molls

0Miley Cyrus and Liam Hemsworth Are Probably Boning Again

Miley Cyrus and Liam Hemsworth first started dating while filming the movie The Last Song. The couple stayed together for about a year, broke up, got back together, broke up again and then just yesterday the two were caught leaving a Coffee Bean in Los Angeles together.

I wouldn’t be too concerned about the two reconnecting. Miley’s been having quite the year of teenage experimentation and nothing reminds me more of my late teens than making the same mistakes over and over again with the same men. Yep, my late teens and last week.

There’s also a chance that Liam’s a good fit for Miley in that he’s older and more private about his personal life. I wouldn’t be surprised if she keeps going back to him because he’s one of the only people that tries to prevent her from acting like a spaz.

What do you think about Miley and Liam? Is it true love or are they just truly dumb?

April 1, 2011 at 3:30 pm by Molls


photo of Miley Cyrus pictures Late Night With Jimmy Fallon photos

“It should be harder to be an artist. You shouldn’t just be able to put a song on YouTube and go out on tour. I don’t lip-sync. I would rather someone say I sang like crap than have people see me lip-sync.”

Miley Cyrus on, I’m assuming, the recent fame of Rebecca Black.

I know that little Becky Black didn’t exactly attain fame in the conventional way (you know; dragged to every cattle call and modeling agency on both coasts by money-hungry parents who regretted their every decision once they saw what a big, toothy monster they created), but you weren’t exactly received as a ‘real’ star back in your day, either, Miley. I’m, in no way, sticking up for Rebecca Black or that fucking awful ‘Friday’ business, but please. Let’s try to get BOTH feet in the real world before throwing other little girls under the bus for wanting what you have.

March 31, 2011 at 4:30 am by Sarah
Filed Under: Miley Cyrus