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Miley Cyrus has been secretly dating this dude for 9 months

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Miley Cyrus sucks and rides inflatable dicks on stage for her Bangerz tour pretty much every night, so one might conclude that she’s single and desperate to mingle. Not so, says US Weekly, who claims that she’s actually secretly been dating Mike Will Made It for the past nine months! (P.S. What a stupid name, eh?)

“Everybody in her circle knows they’ve been together this whole time,” a source close to the “Wrecking Ball” singer tells Us. Cyrus, 21, first started seeing the producer, 25, soon after splitting from her fiance Liam Hemsworth in September 2013.

Another insider tells Us the duo have become “pretty serious.” The “23″ hitmaker has even won over Cyrus’ mom, Tish Cyrus. “Tish says he’s part of the family,” the insider tells Us.

Since being on her Bangerz tour, Cyrus has made a point to meet up with Mike Will Made-It. Despite not always being in the same city, the couple make sure to “talk and text all day, every day,” the Cyrus source says.

A witness tells Us the twosome were “all over each other” at a BET Awards bash on June 28. Not to mention, Us Weekly exclusively learned back in October 2013 that Cyrus spent a majority of her album release party “grinding all over [Mike Will Made-It], kissing his neck.”

Okay, first of all, how can a man who produced the genius that was Rihanna‘s ‘Pour It Up’ take Miley Cyrus seriously? How can ANYONE take Miley seriously? This whole thing seems like such a disaster, but I suppose if you meet a 21-year-old desperate to date a black guy (sorry, gotta call it like I see it, guys), you go for it? Or something?

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Miley Cyrus made a drug and nudity-filled movie with Moby and Wayne Coyne

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First of all, where the hell has Moby been lately? You know, besides sitting alone in his apartment thinking about what a great artist he is and how no one understands music like he does. He seems to come out of hiding long enough to collaborate with Miley Cyrus and getting-weirder-by-the-day Wayne Coyne on a new music video/movie that’s trippy in all the wrong ways and is in no way worth watching. But please, I encourage you to do it anyway:

If this is what art is now, God help us all.

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Miley Cyrus (and friends) got a tattoo for her dead dog

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Miley Cyrus should probably be banned from contact with animals for life, considering every dog she owns dies young or gets abandoned quickly after she takes it in/buys it/however she gets it. Remember her 2-year-old Alaskan Klee Kai called Floyd that died seemingly out of nowhere? (And that’s not even mentioning Lila, another of her dogs that died.) Several more dogs have come and gone since then, and she even very recently got a new puppy called Emu Coyne Cyrus, but Floyd has apparently not been forgotten.

Miley, Wayne Coyne from The Flaming Lips and some other randoms got a tattoo this weekend at an LA house party in memory of Floyd and I really don’t get what’s happening. As in, why the hell is Wayne Coyne so into hanging out with Miley (to the point where her new dog’s middle name is named after him and he’s getting a tattoo for her dead dog that he never met?), why are her friends getting tattoos for a dead dog they never owned, why is she still sticking her tongue out when I thought she was retiring that move…. the questions go on and on.

If you want to see this thing up close and personal, here ya go:

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Here are some more photos from this apparently wild event, which… okay, whatever.

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