4Miley Blind Item Revealed

Miley Cyrus and Liam Hemsworth have been the subject of intense gossip lately. People were saying that Mr. Hemsworth was cheating on her, or at the very least, flirting with another woman at a certain pre-Oscar party.

Lainey Gossip tells us what’s up.

First, the original blind item:

He’s young, super hot, and engaged. To someone also young, also hot, and arguably more famous, for now. But she wasn’t with him. Which is why he could focus all his attention on someone else — a beautiful girl made famous by a franchise who is growing out her hair while his fiancée currently prefers it the opposite way.

They were flirting for a long, long time. All he wanted to do was talk to her. And laugh with her. And it was just the two of them until almost the end of the night. They were close to the last ones to leave. Am told “he seemed waayyyy into her”, so much so that if “(his fiancée) was there, she would not have been happy about it. But he probably wouldn’t have been like that if she was there anyway”.

Now the reveal:

Miley Cyrus stepped out with blue hair she calls platinum the other day after it was widely rumoured last week that fiancé Liam Hemsworth was cheating on her with January Jones. I’m not saying Liam isn’t…

But that story wasn’t sourced. That story originated because the paps were standing outside a party and shot them getting into a car together. That photo set was then sent to every tabloid. Needless to say, they Photo Assumptioned the rest. Which is totally not the same as, say, seeing Liam at a pre-Oscar party with all his attention focused on Emma Watson. For the entire night. If you had no idea, watching them together, watching him flirt with her, as his face would get closer and closer, and he seemed to find a reason to touch her somewhere — shoulder, hand, knee — as often as possible, you would never think there was a fiancée, and if there was, you wouldn’t want to be in that position.

The problem is the accuracy rate of Star Magazine and the Radar Online family. Because they get so much shit wrong, and photo assumption their stories so often, and celebrities are so good at lying to themselves, they wave it off…

When, really, they really, really shouldn’t.

It may or may not have gone down with January Jones but the way Liam was looking at Emma Watson, it’s only a matter a time. God, could we have expected any other outcome? He’s 23 to Miley’s 20. In Hollywood. A rising star. It’s almost endearingly naive, hersocial networking bravado about the resilience of love.

Britney was also 20 when she and Justin Timberlake ended their relationship.

I KNEW it was Emma Watson. The January Jones thing was too odd.

With detailed gossip like this I realize how weird celebrity is. I don’t even know these people. This would be a lot more interesting if this was all about my friends.

March 5, 2013 at 4:30 pm by Catherine St. Ives

16Miley Cyrus Has White Hair

Miley Cyrus has whitish blueish hair. Sorry, to quote Miley’s twitter, “My hurrr ain’t blue. That shits PLATINUM.” Okay. But really, she’s rocking the Golden Girls look, specifically Sophia Petrillo. I’m loving Ms. Cyrus’ daring looks as of late. She’s going full stop. She’s really doing it. She’s long done with the extensions and short shorts.

Not a fan of anything else going on with this look, what I love that she’s “just being Miley.” Like what Hansel said in Zoolander: “Sting. Sting would be another person who’s a hero. The music he’s created over the years, I don’t really listen to it, but the fact that he’s making it, I respect that.”

What do you think of this look?

March 4, 2013 at 3:30 pm by Catherine St. Ives

4Miley Cyrus and Liam Hemsworth Are Totally Together, Y’all!

Miley Cyrus and Liam Hemworth have been together for ages – they may even already be secretly married – but reports have been rampant in recent weeks that there’s trouble in paradise… especially after Liam possibly maybe bedded the ice queen, January Jones. It also didn’t help that Miley & Liam attended separate Oscar parties (with Miley bringing her mother to one), because all happy couples have to have their heads up one another’s assholes 24/7, of course.

In any case, our best friend Source insists that there’s “no drama” between the pair, telling E! News:

The couple is still going strong, and any breakup speculation over the pair’s Oscar night separation is entirely false.

“They are totally together,” say the source.

An insider explains there is “no drama” over the couple being apart on Oscar night, and in fact, the reason why the former Disney star went to Elton’s party without him was because Miley’s mom had never been to the annual Academy bash and wanted to go. So Miley took her instead.

Why does this matter? Hollywood is very “damned if you do, damned if you don’t”, of course – if you’ve constantly got your tongue down your significant other’s throat, they’ll find a way to make up a cheating claim. If you are normal and do things separately once in a while, you’re headed for a break-up, anyway. What the hell?

Will Miley and Liam break up? Statistics say yes, but I sort of don’t care either way.

March 1, 2013 at 6:30 am by Jennifer

15Miley Cyrus Lost Her Damn Mind

UPDATE: Miley denies having posted the photo in question via Twitter:

Miley Cyrus appears to have posted a photo of her smoking a blunt on her Instagram account. “It’s probably just a cigarette,” you’re thinking. Yeah, same here, until you read her caption with the photo: “High as fvck.”

If she’s playing the ole parlor game, “What Will Make My Publicists’ Heads Explode?” this is definitely worth 20+ points. They’re probably getting used to this, since she really loves posting borderline inappropriate photos of herself on her Twitter account.

She’s not shy about her love of weed. Remember when that video went around of her smoking pot with her friends/bandmates? I think the guy who is lighting her bong is a friend of mine. We’re all really proud.

I used to work in retail and Miley would come into our store all the time. She was nice as hell, would buy everything, hand me her black AmEx and say in her scratchy drawl, “I don’t even want to know what it is, I’ll just sign it.” Atta girl. She was really into Day of the Dead stuff.

Source.

February 20, 2013 at 5:30 am by Catherine St. Ives

4Miley Cyrus Will Never Have Long Hair Again

Miley Cyrus got a shit ton of attention last year when she chopped all her hair off, and for good reason – she looks good. Sure, it’s a bit of a Pink rip-off, but I like that she “can’t be tamed”, if you will, and has continually shucked her squeaky clean Disney image by being bold, outspoken and basically doing whatever the f-ck she wants.

The short hair has been an eye-opener for Miley, who feels sexy as hell and has no plans of ever growing long locks again, according to E Online:

“I feel like I had a bun every day of my life,” the 20-year-old singer-actress said. “I hated the extensions hair—that’s sewn into your head. It’s creepy.”

“You will never see me with long hair again!” the blond beauty proclaimed. “My fiancé [Liam Hemsworth] loves it… It’s so easy and [I] don’t need to wash it. It looks better grungy and not washing it.”

I mean, I can dig that. My hair is long and I barely brush it – not that I’m proud of that, but you know. Also, I’m not sure how extensions are “creepy”, to be honest, but go forth and live your short-haired life, girl. I ain’t mad at you.

February 7, 2013 at 10:30 am by Jennifer

15Miley Cyrus is Exploiting Her Fans Via Twitter

Remember this issue of Cosmo with Miley Cyrus on the cover?

Well, apparently Miley has trouble selling it because over the past weekend I had to endure virtually a tweet a minute from her, urging her fans to go out there and put Cosmo on top of the other magazines that are on display at various news stands across the country.

Worse yet, she encouraged her minions to take a photo of their, er, work, and post it on Twitter, and as a reward, Miley re-twitted the images.  She even started a hash-tag trend (#MileyCosmo, if you care).  Kind of an elaborate scheme, right?  Wait till you hear the rest.

Some of her fans got reprimanded for this guerrilla type of marketing, and got kicked out.  Miley’s reaction was unflinching.  She tweeted her fans to explain that Miley sent them:

First of all, dear Miley, your entrepreneurial spirit is admirable, but people are not squares.  They are regular folks doing regular jobs, and for the most part, they are trying to get through a day of scanning shampoo bar-codes and asking people if they found everything okay without having to deal with a bunch of erratic kids messing up the store’s magazine shelves, and certainly without being insulted by random celebrities.

Secondly, this incident makes me think once again about the power famous people possess over the mass public.  If Miley Cyrus can single-handedly form an army of fans to work for her for free, she could easily convince them to jump off a bridge. Or, you know, to do something that really matters – like saving the environment, or at least to be nice to one another.

February 4, 2013 at 3:30 pm by Bobby Pfeiffer