Oh, dear – that’s not very good. Miley Cyrus was on her way from Houston to New Orleans, the next stop on her Bangerz tour, when one of the buses used to carry equipment caught fire and burned to the ground. Thankfully, no one was hurt in the incident and apparently Miley had already made it to New Orleans so she wasn’t there for the drama. Who was? Her little sister, Noah, who caught it on video and posted it to Instagram, as you do:
To be honest, Miley was probably too busy getting high with Wayne Coyne to notice any of this, so I’m sure she’s unfazed.
March 19, 2014 at 1:00 pm by Jennifer
For some reason, Miley Cyrus has been hanging out with Wayne Coyne from The Flaming Lips. What in the hell do they do together? Well, get “high as fuck” (impressive, eh?) and apparently cover the Beatles’ ‘Lucy in the Sky with Diamonds’. Uhhh… what?
Wayne posted the above photo, as well as the one below, on his Instagram to show off the pair’s new-found friendship. Why that’s something to brag about, I’m not sure, but here we are. Also, the poor Beatles – even the ones who are still alive – will be rolling in their graves over this cover. Seriously, why not leave well enough alone?
How special is she with her own customized joint wrappers? Aren’t you impressed? UGH.
March 17, 2014 at 9:30 am by Jennifer
Behold – Miley Cyrus got a horrible new tattoo, and there it is (above). It’s a “sad kitty” tattooed inside her lip. I can’t even imagine how much that must have hurt. Why did she get the tattoo? Maybe her caption with the photo will help:
Yeah, not so much. Here’s another shot:
God, it’s so effing awful.
But what do you think?
March 15, 2014 at 2:00 pm by Catherine St. Ives
That headline seemed perhaps more sexual than I intended. What I really mean is that Katy Perry got BURNT yesterday – absolutely roasted to a char by Miley Cyrus on Twitter over that whole kiss thing. Basically Katy didn’t like it and basically slut shamed Miley on Australian TV, so Miley went on Twitter and shamed her for being with womanizing sex addicts and it was ON.
I didn’t think Katy would respond to that at all, to be honest, but indeed she did – also on Twitter, as you do. Of course, she played it off like it was one big joke and they’re still BFF, but you KNOW homegirl is fuming at being showed up so publicly and she’s probably ready to fight. Then Miley responded to her and all is well in pseudo-lesbian pop singer world, apparently.
@MileyCyrus Oooo gurrrl I'm gonna give you the BIGGEST spanking when I see you in the UK bb! ????????????
— Katy Perry (@katyperry) March 6, 2014
— Miley Ray Cyrus (@MileyCyrus) March 6, 2014
I dunno, I feel like this is a fake make-up and that a) Miley doesn’t give a shit if Katy is mad because she shouldn’t have opened her mouth first and b) Katy is definitely mad. Who knows – will be interesting to see if they can just let this go or if they’re gonna drag it ON AND ON.
March 7, 2014 at 6:30 am by Jennifer
Uh oh, shots fired! I told y’all Miley Cyrus would not take Katy Perry‘s comment about pulling away from their awkward kiss because “who knows where that tongue has been” lying down, didn’t I? In fact, Miley just took to Twitter a bit ago to hit right back at Katy, saying that basically it’s her ex whose tongue Katy should be worried about.
Girl if ur worried abt where tongues have been good thing ur ex boo is ur EX BOO cause we ALL know where THAT ???? been pic.twitter.com/IO6KwRzw2y
— Miley Ray Cyrus (@MileyCyrus) March 6, 2014
These two are old friends, so this is going to be juicy. Katy has slightly more class and I doubt she’ll respond again to this whole sitch. I mean, Miley is right, really… though it’s hard to tell whether she’s talking about sex addict Russell Brand or known womanizer John Mayer, really. Either way, a bit of a low blow!
March 6, 2014 at 11:54 am by Jennifer
NBC found ratings gold with their live Sound of Music disaster a few months back, so now they want to recreate the magic with Peter Pan. Somehow, some yahoo started the rumour that Miley Cyrus would be taking on the role of Tinkerbell, and while that’s completely ludicrous and even sounds made up, apparently US Weekly or People (can’t tell which from the picture) thought it was worth printing in their magazine and some of Miley’s Smilers got preemptively excited.
Miley, being the bad ass rebel that she is, would NEVER take part in such a production and would apparently rather “choke on her own tongue” than be part of it:
I would rather choke on my own tongue pic.twitter.com/fVUQTCwrb9
— Miley Ray Cyrus (@MileyCyrus) February 24, 2014
I can see why that would be the case. How could a beloved children’s tale hold any value to Miley? She’s giving the kids all the education they’ll ever need on her Bangerz tour – plus free merch, to boot!