There are lots of sexy ladies in Hollywood that lesbians of the world would be proud of have on their “team”, so to speak. I can think of a few off the top of my head: Kate Winslet, Katy Perry, Ellie Goulding, Rihanna… but that’s just my personal taste. One person that I don’t think any lady-loving lady has ever felt a quiver in the loins for is Miley Cyrus, and yet… here she is, trying to be “edgy” by making out with one of Britney Spears‘ dancers during that Vegas show she was acting like a fool at the other night.
A fellow concert-goer captioned the above video, which shows Miley “dancing” “sexily” with one of Brit’s dancers before going in for what has to be the fakest, most unattractive kiss I’ve seen in years. She’s trying so hard to seem like she’s a ~free spirit~ and totally wild, and it’s just not working. Plus, why is that a “thing” for girls? Like, you try to be badass by… getting with other women? I just don’t get it. Some of us legit enjoy that shit, and it’s not because we’re in public and know someone is gonna see it and we’re gonna get press attention for it.
But OMG guyz, she wuz like, just t0tally wAsTeD!!! LOLZ!!!
December 29, 2013 at 8:30 am by Jennifer
I had no idea Britney‘s Las Vegas residency at Planet Hollwood was starting to soon, but indeed it has. Brit took the stage for the first time on Friday night, and who should be in attendance but Miley Cyrus and Katy Perry? There’s no video of Katy – I’m assuming she was slightly less rowdy – but we do have video of Miley getting buck wild and really getting into it.
Well, that was… fun. I wonder if Brit is singing live? I need to go look up some reviews from actual people who don’t work for blogs/magazines to get the real deal on this one. Britney herself seemed to enjoy it, as she tweeted the following after the show:
— Britney Spears (@britneyspears) December 28, 2013
I dunno, would you pay to go see this, even if just for the nostalgia factor?
December 28, 2013 at 8:30 am by Jennifer
Not too long ago, Joe Jonas tried to say that it was Miley Cyrus who got him smoking weed back when they were 17 or 18. Seriously, Joe Jonas is such a punk that he literally had to claim he was peer pressured into smoking. While some fellow Disney stars have already called bullshit on his story (which anyone with a brain would already know), Miley herself has now come out to refute Joe’s shit herself.
From The New York Times (via US Weekly):
“If you want to smoke weed, you’re going to smoke weed. There’s nothing that two little girls are going to get you to do that you don’t want to do,” Cyrus, 21, tells the New York Times in a new interview. “I thought maybe he was saying that like it was going to make him look badass.”
She adds: “We were so young that it’s actually like, ‘How did you get peer pressured by me?’”
I seriously never thought I’d say this, but uh… I’m with Miley on this one.
Besides, weed isn’t even an issue. I literally wonder who even cares anymore that anyone smoked a bowl. You can’t even use his young age as an excuse because a) 18 isn’t really even that young and b) he’s telling this story like, five years after the fact. Get a grip, man.
What do you think: Did Miley force Joe to get wild or was it all his idea?
December 27, 2013 at 9:30 am by Jennifer
Miley Cyrus gave us a sneak peek of her latest music video, “Adore You”, in which she appears to be masturbating and doing not much else. Well, a late Merry Christmas to all, because the video ~~leaked~~ a day early. She tweeted,
We all know Smilers would break another record if it wasn’t for the fuck face who leaked my video. Alllllll good! Keep smiling :)
Yeah, right, I’m SURE the video “leaked.” It was probably that pissed-off Santa you twerked on who leaked it.
So here’s the full video for “Adore You” in which Miley really gets to know herself.
December 26, 2013 at 4:30 pm by Catherine St. Ives
Miley Cyrus is releasing ‘Adore You’ is her next single, and I think mostly everyone who’s listened to Bangerz, which is more ‘miss’ than ‘hit’, was pleased about that since it’s a REALLY good song.
The last time we saw Miley, she was riding naked on a wrecking ball, so how can she up the ante this time around? Well, that’s simple: she’ll just wear a nude coloured bikini and masturbate on a table? Well, there ya go.
Of course the full video of this isn’t out until the day after Christmas, so for now we’ve got a “teaser”. WHY DO PEOPLE DO THIS?
December 23, 2013 at 7:30 am by Jennifer
Poor Santa Claus. Miley Cyrus was performing at the KISS-FM Jingle Ball in Los Angeles on Friday in some seasonal shitty attire, and what better way to ring in the Christmas season than by backing her ass up on some guy who looks like Robin Thicke dressed up in a cheap Santa costume. Hint, my man: When you’re dressing up as Santa, maybe make sure the costume covers your face?
Apparently Miley was also grabbing her background dancer’s boobs throughout the set, perhaps to see what real breasts feel like and what she can look forward to when she outgrows her training bra. I kid! I’m just so sick of Miley Cyrus existing.
On the up side, at least she’s releasing ‘Adore You’ as the next single. Now that IS a “banger”.