Kelly Clarkson was probably too busy to attend the MTV Video Music Awards in Brooklyn on Sunday night, but she did make time to catch it on TV, and she wasn’t too pleased with what she saw. Between Lady GaGa‘s coke-fuelled mess of a “performance” to Miley Cyrus‘s exercise in cultural appropriation and pedophilia roleplay, the whole thing didn’t go over too well with the ‘Mr. Know-It-All’ singer.
Of course, you can’t shit these days without having someone share it on Twitter, so that’s where Kelly headed to share her thoughts about the state of the event:
When pressed by a fan to be nice, she replied:
Alright, listen. Pitchy? Totally into it. The vocals were all the fuck over the place and it was not a nice sonic experience. Cultural appropriation? Miley’s got you covered. Poor taste? Sure. But calling someone a “stripper” is implying that there’s something wrong with strippers and y’all know I’m not into slut shaming, whatever your personal feelings on sex/sexuality/public expression if it may be. Tone it down, Clarkson.
Of course, it wasn’t long before one of Miley’s “Smilers” – or rather, grown ass men who work in “the industry” and clearly will take a view of tits and ass however they can get it – jumped in to defend her and call Kelly names because she’s a big fat fatty (eyeroll):
Everyone just cool it. It’s not that serious.
Lady Gaga is my goddamn queen right now. Look at her, showing up all normal (for her) and stuff! This is exactly what she needed to wear to the 2013 MTV VMA’s. I’m getting Angelina Jolie 2000 Oscars flashbacks. And a little Vampira:
She looks so pretty. So sane. Please let me like you again, Gaga. Please. (Note: this was written before her performance. Who knows how I’ll feel after I see that.)
See the best, worst, and WTF of the 2013 MTV Video Music Awards fashion below! And there were so many WTFs. I couldn’t choose just one worst or WTF. I don’t think you can blame me either.
The Queen of Ratchet seems to be loving her new “urban” look, but all is not what it seems. While it was totally liberating for her to cut all her hair off in an attempt to escape her Hannah Montana past, Miley Cyrus is really starting to miss her longer hair and is going to grow it out ASAP.
From E!’s Fashion Police (via People):
“I’m secretly tugging on it every night and taking [hair growth vitamin supplement] Viviscal, I’m not going to lie. But I’m going to rock it while I have it.”
Well, that’s all fine and well, but I thought she was never going to have long hair again? We’re all allowed to change our minds, of course, but that sure didn’t last long. Also, despite previously claiming that extensions are “not cute” and she hates them, she seemingly has started to embrace them now.
“I love a good weave. I can’t help it, I love a good piece. But I don’t have anything to clip [it to].”
Uh…….. sorry, all the synapses in my brain just misfired. “I love a good piece”? Yes, you know that Miley Cyrus, the weave queen. Dear God, can she just never open her mouth again?
You’ve gotta hand it to Miley Cyrus. She is 100% committed to being an annoying poseur and shedding that Hannah Montana skin once and for all. In addition to teaming up with her “baby father” French Montana and… I dunno, all the other bullshit she’s been pulling over the past few months, I think the entire world is just done with her ass. Not her literal ass – but as you can see above, she’s happy to get that out for ya. She’s so edgy! She’s such a free spirit! OMG MILEY!!!
Basically, stars go to Terry Richardson when they want to show off just how bad-ass they are and how few clothes they’re willing to wear. It’s not sexy, it’s not fun, his photography isn’t even that good and yet he’s one of the most well-known commercial photographers. Life is funny that way.
Here’s some more of Miley for Terry Richardson…
Miley Cyrus loves to twerk and listen to “urban” music (LOL), but what she DOESN’T like is when people remind her she’s white. A few people did just that on Twitter after she posted a video of herself on Instagram in the studio with rapper French Montana, who she described as her “baby father”. Girl, no.
Anyway, Miley got butthurt that people pointed out the fact that, you know, she’s not black, and posted the following on Twitter:
Is anyone going to stop her anytime soon? She is such a mess. Also, fun fact: she and French Montana met when they were both high at a party. Here’s his bizarre recollection of the night to Vibe:
“That’s my dog. That’s my peoples, he explained. “I was sitting there with Puff. She was sitting there with Wiz [Khalifa]. She just kept looking at me laughing, I kept on looking at her laughing. I said, “What you laughing at?” She said, “I know you high like me.” After that, we became mad cool. I went over to the studio, just kicking it.”
SMH all over the place here.
In case you forgot or haven’t read any of the 8,000 other interviews Miley Cyrus has given in recent months saying the exact same thing, she really, REALLY wants you to know that she was never anything like her Disney character, Hannah Montana. No, that was just a money-making “empire” (her words) and those evil Disney bastards tried to stifle her true essence because they wanted to keep their squeaky clean image. How dare they!
From The Daily Star Sunday:
“I don’t think I’ve ever had to exorcise Hannah because I think people knew I was different from her in real life.
“Most people on Disney act as if they are really like their characters but I never felt the need to do that.
“I never pretended I was as good as what Disney writes.
“They try to make someone not grow up but you can’t do that to real, normal people.”
Miley, who is set to bag her first UK No.1 today, added: “You’d be amazed at the letters Disney get sent.
“They say stuff like ‘I can’t believe she spoke to her dad like that’ or ‘I can’t believe she wore that shirt’.
‘Why does the lead star have boobs?’ Err, because she’s a female. It’s crazy.
“If I’m doing something I’m going to do it right but then once I’m away from it I’ll do it my way.”
I totally agree that girls (and boys) should be allowed to grow up and that TV should reflect reality to a degree (though I live in reality every single day – I watch TV for an escape from that reality and to shut my brain off, not to hold a mirror up to society and get deep about it), but I also think that Miley needs to realise that it was Hannah Montana that earned her enough money to be partaking in all the fuckery she’s up to now. Without that shit, she’d be another millennial with a tumblr account and too much time to Instagram. In other words, no one would care. Or rather, they’d care even less than they do now.
On a side note, I gotta take back anything bad I said about ‘We Can’t Stop’. That song is good, guys.
Snoop Lion/Dogg and Britney Spears are posed here in this incredible moment in time from 2004, while on the set of Britney’s “Outrageous” music video (according to E Online). This photo is truly a slice of life. Where were YOU when this photo was taken? Probably daydreaming, wishing that you could be in the photo.
And this photo was brought to us by Miley Cyrus, who realized it was her civic duty to tweet it. Miley is getting obsessed with Britney, y’all.
Britney was 22 when this was taken. She didn’t look dead in the eyes quite yet.