Ke$ha showed us her butt on the red carpet at the 2013 Billboard Music Awards so it seemed unlikely that anyone could top that awful WTF-ery, and yet, it was managed. Who did it? Click to find out. But first (pun intended), Jennifer Morrison’s butt:
May 20, 2013 at 5:30 pm by Catherine St. Ives
I’m not sure why so many people hate on Miley Cyrus. She’s young, she’s “punk” (LOL), she’s trying to do her thing and has yet to go completely off the rails despite being a child star with a bonkers ass father (and mother) and enablers around every corner. Still, some people really can’t stand her, so much so that they want her dead. I’m looking at you, Taylor Swift and Selena Gomez fans.
Miley took to Twitter to air this issue and basically tell everyone that they need to calm the f-ck down, even her own fans (“Smilers”? Really?), who are known to take things a little too seriously, as well.
Basically! Someone responded to her basically saying that she’s right, but if anyone talks shit about her idols, she’s going to respond. Like, I’m sure TaySwift really cares that @swiftyfan4lyfe or whoever is defending her honour on a social networking site, but cool your jets.
We all know what it’s like to take it personally when someone doesn’t like something that means a lot to us. It’s because we become invested in the art we consume and develop emotional connections with it. I know when I make people sit down and listen to songs that I looooove and they’re just like, “Eh, it’s okay…”, I definitely get annoyed and question their taste for like, five seconds. Then I take a deep breath and realise that everyone on this planet has their own tastes and that’s what makes us all human, blah blah blah. Why these idiot kids are always threatening to kill celebrities or theirs partners or dogs or what the hell ever is just beyond me. This goes for Beliebers, Little Monsters and all the rest of them, too. Parents, keep your kids off the Internet until they’re old enough to have a grip on reality.
May 13, 2013 at 7:30 am by Jennifer
It must’ve been ghosts – or the salvia – but Miley Cyrus swears that an apartment she stayed at in London one time was super haunted and “terrifying”. The apartment was above a bakery and across the street from Harrod’s. I’m not sure how that matters, but it was part of the story and I’m here to report the hard-hitting facts, folks.
“It was seriously so terrifying. I was having really crazy dreams and really scary things, and one night my little sister – it sounds crazy to tell you – but she was standing in the shower and all of a sudden I hear her scream.
“I run in there and the water had somehow flipped to hot but it was still… It wasn’t like the water had just changed, the knob had turned but she hadn’t turned it and it was burning her. She was really red.”
“Before I felt this, I thought I had seen a little boy sitting on the sink watching me take a shower so I felt really freaked out.
“I was sitting there the next night and maybe I’m crazy, but I could have sworn I could see this little boy sitting there on the sink, kicking his feet.
“Three or four more things happened after that. I will never stay there ever again. Liam had an experience, my mom had an experience, we all had these crazy experiences and it was terrifying.”
Okay, this is bullshit, but I’m gonna let Miley rock with it because she obviously truly believe this happened. You remember your first time on hallucinogenics, don’t you?
Oh, and sorry, but I just had to use that picture. CYNTHIA! It’s uncanny.
May 9, 2013 at 12:30 pm by Jennifer
Anne Hathaway actually blew me away with her punk transformation for the Costume Institute Gala for the “PUNK: Chaos to Couture” exhibition at the Metropolitan Museum (or Met Gala for short). Doesn’t she look great as a blonde? Every year celebs dress to the hilt for the event for whatever the theme is. This year, it’s punk. So keep that in mind when looking at these photos — these looks are supposed to be crazy and over the top.
BEST: Anne Hathaway, January Jones, Sienna Miller
WORST: Almost everyone else, but especially Kerry Washington, Gwyneth Paltrow, and Kim Kardashian and honestly there were so many more I couldn’t even deal with.
PLEASANTLY SURPRISED BY: Miley Cyrus and Anne Hathaway
Check it out!
May 7, 2013 at 4:30 am by Catherine St. Ives
Miley Cyrus is still holding her Liam Hemsworth barbie doll close to her at night and whispering sweet nothings, because she’s insisting yet again that they haven’t broken up and are still very much together. The explanation for all the not-togetherness? They’re just busy. Like, GOD, you guys!
“I’m not home with my boyfriend all the time. We work! He gets up to work out at six and I come home around five from the studio.
“Every week it’s, ‘Are they broken up? Because we don’t see a photo of them’.”
She added: “I don’t have time to go to Starbucks with my boyfriend every morning. I wish I did, but I don’t.”
I’m trying to work this one out in my mindgrapes. So, Liam gets up to go to the gym at 6am, and you come home from the studio at 5…pm? But when did you leave for the studio – certainly not before Liam got up to work out? Surely you’ll have had time for a non-fat iced caramel macchiato together before doing things that don’t really take all day, every day? Oh, whatever.
Below, some more shots of Miley in V Magazine. I’m not sure if these are supposed to be sexy or what, but eh, no thanks.
May 2, 2013 at 9:30 am by Jennifer
Oh, sweet little Miley Cyrus. Her engagement to Liam Hemsworth is all but over, but you’ll have to pry that ring off her cold, dead hand if you think she’s taking it off. No, she’s sticking to that relationship like glue and wants you to know that Liam hasn’t officially handed her a pink slip just yet.
From Elle UK (via USWeekly):
“We have a house together and dogs. It just seems right to be wearing this ring and to be committed,” she says. “But we keep our relationship low-key and don’t talk about it any more.”
“We were too nice to the world and gave them too much insight — into my life and my puppies and my house – and I just don’t feel they get that privilege any more,” Cyrus explains. “Like on my Twitter, I’m much more . . . not conservative, but you don’t see a picture of my dogs. You don’t get that personal stuff any more.”
Girl, there’s no sense in being committed to a relationship that’s over and foolishly thinking that there’s some way it’ll work out. It never happens. Still, she’d rather spend her time wrapping herself in Liam wedding fantasies than stripping down in order to advance her career (or so she says):
“A star is someone who doesn’t have to take her clothes off to be sexy because you naturally have star power,” Cyrus said.
“Sex does sell, but you have to find a way that’s not just showing your tits. I don’t want to be a glorified model. They just walk on stage and it’s all about their clothes – or lack of clothes.”
Let’s be honest, here – when’s the last time Miley even walked on a stage? Get it together, girl. That all being said, I actually don’t mind Miley. She’s one of the least annoying, least offensive stars in her age bracket out there right now, so do your thing.