Miley Cyrus got really annoying on Twitter (like more than usual) back when she begged to hit 13 million followers, saying that once she did, she would tweet the name of her upcoming album. Well, she did. And then, she did.
You know what? Honestly? I’m way more sick of and annoyed with this chick than I am with Justin Bieber. I didn’t think anyone was possible of doing that. Congrats. And all you had to do was just be you, Miley. (You know, because “she’s just bein’ Miley”? Whatever.)
Well this is gross. 20-year-old Miley Cyrus “won” AshleyMadison.com’s title of “Most Cheat-Worthy Celeb”, meaning, the celebrity that is most worth cheating for. Ashley Madison is a site that assists people in having affairs. No, really, their tagline is “Life is short. Have an affair.”
In the #2 spot was Mila Kunis, #3 Jennifer Lawrence, #4 Sofia Vergara, and Beyonce in #5, last place. Miley’s BFF Britney did not make the cut.
Do you have celeb “cheat list”, or “freebie list”? Like our buddy Ross here?
Britney Spears is like Dumbledore to Miley Cyrus‘ Harry Potter, based on what Ms. Cyrus told Huffington Post U.K. Ms. Spears is something of a mentor to the twerking mess. Here’s how Miley explained their special bond. From Us Weekly:
Everyone goes through a time in their life where they don’t want their picture taken everyday. [Britney] just never had that time where she could say, ‘I’m going through something right now and need to shut down.’ I also don’t have that, so it’s good to have that one person in my life who gets it.
I just think it’s never blaming you or making you feel like, ‘You’ve got all this going for you,’ it’s like she knows. Sometimes life just steps in the middle of your career the way life always does for anyone — it’s just ours is a little more 24/7.
Hopefully Miley will be there to support Britney’s new Vegas residency, as Ms. Spears has many doubters about her upcoming shows.
Based on what Miley said, it makes sense that she would find comfort in Britney, but they’re probably better off hanging around other people. Smarter people.
Marc Jacobs is releasing t-shirts for $35 a pop to support skin cancer research, and guess who got naked for it? If you guessed Lady GaGa, you’re (surprisingly) wrong. No, it’s Miley Cyrus who covers her privates and hides her nips behind the words ‘PROTECT THE SKIN YOU’RE IN’ on the top, which is… really boring.
Proceeds from the shirt will go to New York University Cancer Institute and New York University Langone Medical Center and will be available in Europe from next month. Not sure about the US, but since I don’t think anyone’s gonna buy this crap, I suppose it doesn’t matter all that much.
I know this is for charity, so I can’t really have too much of an issue with it, but does “charity” have to mean “unwearable”? I doubt anyone’s buying it to make a fashion statement
, but come on!
Miley Cyrus really needs to stop now. She’s gone from being acceptably young (therefore excusing some of the less than stellar shit that comes out of her mouth) to extremely obnoxious in a very short amount of time. Case in point: In an interview with UK’s Heat magazine (via DS), Miley claimed that she couldn’t name a single One Direction song because she only listens to “urban” music. Yes, she actually called it “urban”. That’s a sign you need to shut up.
“Don’t ask me to name a song or something because I can’t do that. I know what they look like,” Cyrus said.
“I think I met Harry, I think, backstage, I don’t really remember that much. I just remember my sister was super-excited.
“I don’t really know them that much, that is bad, but I listen to urban.”
LOL yeah, okay. I don’t even care that she can’t name a One Direction song – I’m sure lots of people can’t. I mean, I don’t listen to them actively but I still know a few songs because they’re ALWAYS on the radio, but whatevs. Listen, I’m not trying to say our tastes don’t evolve or that she doesn’t have the right to listen to whatever the hell she wants to. After all, hip hop is amazing. It was my first music – the first tapes I bought in the early ’90s were Mary J Blige’s What’s the 411? and TLC’s Ooooooohhh… On the TLC Tip and I’m white, so no shade there. However, I feel like Miley’s not into hip hop because she really loves hip hop and feels the culture and spirit behind it but instead because… it’s an excuse to twerk and seem “with it”? I dunno. Between this shit and claiming she’s secretly like Lil Kim, she kinda makes me want to bash my head against a wall these days.
Also, let’s just all remember this for a minute:
Miley Cyrus doesn’t know how to use twitter, it seems. At least that’s what she’d like us to believe, as whenever she tweets something juicy it gets taken down and followed with a, “Aw shucks my twitter.com internet thingee got the hacking to it! My bad, y’all!” She tried using that excuse again when she “accidentally” tweeted a series of personal texts between her and someone named “FEFE” (could it be Fefe Dobson? lolz) in which Ms. Cyrus reveals her love of Xanax:
In Miley speak, “zanny” = “Xanax.” Cute! Cyrus followed that tweet up with this tweet (via Zimbio),
Someone has hacked my twitter. I’m back in action now! Wtf! If that shit!
Miley. You keep using this word, “hack.” It does not mean what you think it means. She tried again with another tweet:
Never mind. Realized I’m just an idiot & somehow I butt tweeted my conversation. Missing home #foodpoisoningsabitch.
Uh, okay. So…you (accidentally?) took a screenshot of your texts…and then somehow accidentally put that on twitter? All with the phone in your pants pocket? Come on. Come on, Miley. Miley, come on.
It certainly doesn’t bode well when arguably one of the most annoying celebs out there at the moment is tired of you, but that’s exactly what’s happening. Twerker of the Year Miley Cyrus has admitted that she basically told Justin Bieber flat out that he needs to take a break from showbiz for a while and kinda fade away until everyone forgets about him. I never thought I’d utter the next sentence, but here goes: Listen to Miley Cyrus.
In an interview with The People, Miley basically said Justin’s an idiot but all young people are and he should probably take a few steps back:
“I told Justin to take a bit of time out and people aren’t so obsessed with you and nit-pick. When you’re not around, all they want is your music. They want to see what the next thing is. But when your music is out they just want to talk shit about you.”
“When you’re a worldwide star, everyone sees everything. Lots of people make a video and put it on Instagram, some people might think it’s funny but because it’s Justin Bieber, it’s like really bad. I always tell him just to be cool and not talk about it because when you talk it fuels the fire. He’s still stupid though. But everyone does dumb stuff when they are messed up.”
When they are messed up? Well then how about you don’t get drunk off your ass or off your head on drugs and then try to use it as an excuse to be an utter asshole? God, kids are stupid. I know Miley’s in her molly/weed/coke phase right now, but she needs to tone that shit down, because your decision to be a fuckin’ druggie since you’re young and ~love to party~ is not the world’s responsibility to deal with. It’s your responsibility to keep your behaviour in check and if you can’t, then NOT TO PUT YOURSELF IN THAT STATE. Lord almighty.