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Miley Cyrus

Christ Almighty, Someone Stop Miley Cyrus

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Miley Cyrus loves to twerk and listen to “urban” music (LOL), but what she DOESN’T like is when people remind her she’s white. A few people did just that on Twitter after she posted a video of herself on Instagram in the studio with rapper French Montana, who she described as her “baby father”. Girl, no.

Anyway, Miley got butthurt that people pointed out the fact that, you know, she’s not black, and posted the following on Twitter:

Is anyone going to stop her anytime soon? She is such a mess. Also, fun fact: she and French Montana met when they were both high at a party. Here’s his bizarre recollection of the night to Vibe:

“That’s my dog. That’s my peoples, he explained. “I was sitting there with Puff. She was sitting there with Wiz [Khalifa]. She just kept looking at me laughing, I kept on looking at her laughing. I said, “What you laughing at?” She said, “I know you high like me.” After that, we became mad cool. I went over to the studio, just kicking it.”

SMH all over the place here.

Here We Go Again: Miley Cyrus Was Never Like Hannah Montana

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In case you forgot or haven’t read any of the 8,000 other interviews Miley Cyrus has given in recent months saying the exact same thing, she really, REALLY wants you to know that she was never anything like her Disney character, Hannah Montana. No, that was just a money-making “empire” (her words) and those evil Disney bastards tried to stifle her true essence because they wanted to keep their squeaky clean image. How dare they!

From The Daily Star Sunday:

“I don’t think I’ve ever had to exorcise Hannah because I think people knew I was different from her in real life.

“Most people on Disney act as if they are really like their characters but I never felt the need to do that.

“I never pretended I was as good as what Disney writes.

“They try to make someone not grow up but you can’t do that to real, normal people.”

Miley, who is set to bag her first UK No.1 today, added: “You’d be amazed at the letters Disney get sent.

“They say stuff like ‘I can’t believe she spoke to her dad like that’ or ‘I can’t believe she wore that shirt’.

‘Why does the lead star have boobs?’ Err, because she’s a female. It’s crazy.

“If I’m doing something I’m going to do it right but then once I’m away from it I’ll do it my way.”

I totally agree that girls (and boys) should be allowed to grow up and that TV should reflect reality to a degree (though I live in reality every single day – I watch TV for an escape from that reality and to shut my brain off, not to hold a mirror up to society and get deep about it), but I also think that Miley needs to realise that it was Hannah Montana that earned her enough money to be partaking in all the fuckery she’s up to now. Without that shit, she’d be another millennial with a tumblr account and too much time to Instagram. In other words, no one would care. Or rather, they’d care even less than they do now.

On a side note, I gotta take back anything bad I said about ‘We Can’t Stop’. That song is good, guys.

Throwback Thursday: Snoop And Britney

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Snoop Lion/Dogg and Britney Spears are posed here in this incredible moment in time from 2004, while on the set of Britney’s “Outrageous” music video (according to E Online). This photo is truly a slice of life. Where were YOU when this photo was taken? Probably daydreaming, wishing that you could be in the photo.

And this photo was brought to us by Miley Cyrus, who realized it was her civic duty to tweet it. Miley is getting obsessed with Britney, y’all.

Britney was 22 when this was taken. She didn’t look dead in the eyes quite yet.

“Outrageous”? Indeed.

Can We Agree That The Title Of Miley’s New Album Is Stupid?

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Miley Cyrus got really annoying on Twitter (like more than usual) back when she begged to hit 13 million followers, saying that once she did, she would tweet the name of her upcoming album. Well, she did. And then, she did.


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You know what? Honestly? I’m way more sick of and annoyed with this chick than I am with Justin Bieber. I didn’t think anyone was possible of doing that. Congrats. And all you had to do was just be you, Miley. (You know, because “she’s just bein’ Miley”? Whatever.)

Miley Cyrus Named #1 “Most Cheat-Worthy Celeb”

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Well this is gross. 20-year-old Miley Cyrus “won”’s title of “Most Cheat-Worthy Celeb”, meaning, the celebrity that is most worth cheating for. Ashley Madison is a site that assists people in having affairs. No, really, their tagline is “Life is short. Have an affair.”

In the #2 spot was Mila Kunis, #3 Jennifer Lawrence, #4 Sofia Vergara, and Beyonce in #5, last place. Miley’s BFF Britney did not make the cut.

Do you have celeb “cheat list”, or “freebie list”? Like our buddy Ross here?

Britney Spears And Miley Cyrus Have A Special Bond

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Britney Spears is like Dumbledore to Miley Cyrus‘ Harry Potter, based on what Ms. Cyrus told Huffington Post U.K. Ms. Spears is something of a mentor to the twerking mess. Here’s how Miley explained their special bond. From Us Weekly:

Everyone goes through a time in their life where they don’t want their picture taken everyday. [Britney] just never had that time where she could say, ‘I’m going through something right now and need to shut down.’ I also don’t have that, so it’s good to have that one person in my life who gets it.

I just think it’s never blaming you or making you feel like, ‘You’ve got all this going for you,’ it’s like she knows. Sometimes life just steps in the middle of your career the way life always does for anyone — it’s just ours is a little more 24/7.

Hopefully Miley will be there to support Britney’s new Vegas residency, as Ms. Spears has many doubters about her upcoming shows.

Based on what Miley said, it makes sense that she would find comfort in Britney, but they’re probably better off hanging around other people. Smarter people.

Miley Cyrus Got Naked For A Marc Jacobs T-Shirt

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Marc Jacobs is releasing t-shirts for $35 a pop to support skin cancer research, and guess who got naked for it? If you guessed Lady GaGa, you’re (surprisingly) wrong. No, it’s Miley Cyrus who covers her privates and hides her nips behind the words ‘PROTECT THE SKIN YOU’RE IN’ on the top, which is… really boring.

Proceeds from the shirt will go to New York University Cancer Institute and New York University Langone Medical Center and will be available in Europe from next month. Not sure about the US, but since I don’t think anyone’s gonna buy this crap, I suppose it doesn’t matter all that much.

I know this is for charity, so I can’t really have too much of an issue with it, but does “charity” have to mean “unwearable”? I doubt anyone’s buying it to make a fashion statement, but come on!