If this isn’t really the most interesting Miley story we’ve come across, then gosh. I just don’t know what else could be. All those puppies she’s got? No—these...
To quote a viral McDonald’s commercial of my youth, “Hey, it could happen.”
Word on the street is that Miley Cyrus, former guest star on ‘Two and a Half... Oh sorry, my bad; that’s Britney who’s not a girl, not yet a woman. Break it down now:
Aw, but yet, so perfect, right?
Did you guys know that Miley Cyrus and that dang... No, again. She cut all her hair off a few months ago, as if we could ever forget, but just recently she got another haircut. And it’s kind of radical:
Now let’s check out a... If you want to believe Radar Online, then yes. Because Radar Online has “exclusive sources” stating that Liam was hooking up with a blonde chick that’s not Miley. From... Well, don’t get too excited. It’s actually a song by Borgore, but it does feature Miley Cyrus. She shows up about halfway through, then starts throwing cake everywhere and... Sure, why not? It’s not like she’s doing anything else right now besides Twitter and haircuts, so why not plan three weddings? Oh, because it’s completely ridiculous? ... No, I have no idea why Miley Cyrus doesn’t have any pants on, either, guys. Or shoes. But if we can speak honestly (and if we can’t speak honestly among friends then what, I ask... Oh God guys. This is what Miley wore on her latest guest appearance on the Tonight Show With Jay Leno, and you’ll have to excuse me for the blatant lack of that whole... HARRUMPH. And the song? It’s called ‘Wedding Bells’. This is what Nick, himself, had to say about the song:
“We’re in the process of recording a new album... Well, new to her, anyway. The actual song is 40 years old, originally done by Melanie Safka. And the video isn’t too new either, judging by Miley’s totally old hair and her... IT’S MILEY, Y’ALL.
Following in the footsteps of Lindsay Lohan (oh dear god), Miley Cyrus is starring in her very own Lifetime movie. However, Miley’s deal is a little...
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