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Miley Cyrus celebrated her 22nd birthday with weed and dildos

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Miley Cyrus turned 22 on Sunday, and she decided to use this weekend as one massive celebration – a celebration that included weed, dildos, pizza and her new boyfriend Patrick Schwarzenegger. This whole shindig – which is migraine-inducing just to look at – was held at the Factory Nightclub in Los Angeles and, well… I don’t even think I need to say much about this. I’ll let the photos speak for themselves. Don’t you wish you were there?




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Jesus, I’m exhausted now.

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Is Patrick Schwarzenegger Miley Cyrus’ New Man?

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Miley Cyrus, MAC Viva Glam spokesperson, may have found a new man, and in Patrick Schwarzenegger — you know, Arnold‘s kid. (By the way, I’m still unclear if Patrick wants to go with Shriver or Schwarzenegger as a last name — he uses both, and PEOPLE went with Schwarzenegger, so I will, too.)

They were photographed making out at a USC game (above). I am dying that he’s holding his phone in one hand. PEOPLE claims he’s using it to take a selfie of their kiss. Yeah, I don’t think so. Here’s more on the “story”:

It wasn’t the first time they had turned up together. The model-actor and pop star, both 21, were spotted riding together in a chauffeured SUV on Wednesday after they left a Q&A session in Hollywood for a film produced by Schwarzenegger’s mom, Maria Shriver, titled Still Alice, TMZ reported.

They were also seen together on Halloween when they hit up Universal’s Haunted Hayride, and a source confirmed to PEOPLE they’d been visiting each other’s homes.

Okay, so I guess they’re a thing now. Miley hasn’t posted anything about it on her Twitter or Instagram…yet. Patrick hasn’t tweeted about it or instagrammed it either.

It’s hard to say who is a worse influence. Patrick is kind of a jerk, and Miley is, well, Miley.

What do you think of this coupling?

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Miley Cyrus is the face of the 2015 MAC Viva Glam campaign

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Miley Cyrus may not be known for her mature and unique beauty looks, but she is becoming somewhat of a pop music icon (for better or worse) and MAC Cosmetics is looking to capitalize that. They’ve announced her as the face of their 2015 Viva Glam campaign, which donates 100% of proceeds to the MAC Aids Fund.

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Starting in January, MAC will begin selling Miley’s collection, which consists of a hot pink lipstick ($16) and a shimmery matching lipgloss ($19). I bet you can’t wait to get your hands on that!

While Miley isn’t particularly my idea of an icon or anything, this is a project for a great cause, so I’ll probably buy it (and I’m sure plenty of others will, as well.)

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Ariana Grande got Miley Cyrus’ advice on those diva rumors

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Once again, Ariana Grande is a major pain in the ass (and an outright asshole) to anyone who comes in contact with her. We all know it, we’ve all accepted it – well, all of us except Ariana herself, who claims to have been “heartbroken” by rumours of her diva bullshit that she… called Miley Cyrus for advice?

From MTV News:

Grande said: “I was upset and I contacted Miley. I said, ‘Miley, I’m so sad – what do I do? This isn’t true. My heart is broken, I feel so bad.’”She was like, ‘Girl, don’t even look at it. Just be happy that you’re blessed. You have family and friends love you, you have fans that love you who know what’s true and what’s not.’

‘It will blow over and tomorrow they’ll be talking about something else.’

“She lives for love and that’s something I do too. She has a beautiful spirit and she made me feel so much better.”

First of all, Miley looks so faded in the picture above that I doubt she even knew who she was talking to. She probably thought it was the pizza delivery place or something. Second of all, Miley has never been called a diva. She’s been called a lot of shit, but diva has never been uttered from anyone’s mouth with her name in the same sentence.

Also, Ariana is full of shit. You wanna know what you do when you’re so sad about something? You STOP DOING IT and then people will think nice things about you. Bye, girl.

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Miley Cyrus is an expert in ejaculation

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We’re all aware that Miley Cyrus is a worldwide sensation when it comes to pop artistry, but did you know that her approach to fine arts – such as the collection she’s just released with Jeremy Scott during NYFW – is also very deep and meaningful? Miley has been working on sculpture, and it’s not just about gluing shit onto other shit (though it is also about that). In fact, it has a much greater significance: ejaculate.

From The Guardian:

Cyrus’s sculptures makes use of teddy bears, cameras, party hats, masks, USB keys and a pineapple. “I did the pineapple because you know what they say about pineapple, right?” she said. “If you drink a lot of pineapple juice you’re going to have yummy cum. So that’s why I put it on the dick with a bunch of babies, and it says, ‘Fuck.’ I try to think about everything so it has a story to me.”

Oh, okay. Good to know. There’s also this gem:

“They say money can’t buy happiness and it’s totally true,” she said. “Money can buy you a bunch of shit to glue to a bunch of other shit that will make you happy, but … obviously the shit you buy doesn’t make you happier because I’m sitting here gluing a bunch of junk to stuff.”

Talk about profound! I dunno, for as lewd and contrived as Miley can be with this whole ~free spirit~ bullshit she’s into now, I actually kinda like her a lot of the time. I think she’s sorta hilarious and I feel like she doesn’t actually take herself all that serious, so that makes it slightly more acceptable.

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Miley Cyrus goes nearly naked to New York Fashion Week

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All the stars head out to New York Fashion Week, but Miley Cyrus has a particular reason to be there: she’s unveiling her Dirty Hippie collection which she created with Jeremy Scott. Perhaps unsurprisingly, it’s fucking hideous. Like, really hideous:

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See what I mean? Let’s head behind the cut to see Miley a) topless with pasties at Alexander Wang’s NYFW party and b) Miley with her full tits out (as per) in V Magazine.

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