Remember that time that everybody heard about Mila Kunis having racy pictures of Justin Timberlake on her phone? Remember when one of those pictures was supposed to be his penis? Well, you can just keep on dreaming about finding the fabled JT dick pic, because it’s just. Not. Real. Or so Justin and Mila’s people would have you believe…
‘At no time did Mr. Timberlake and Ms. Kunis exchange inappropriate texts or emails… The insistence that there is any inappropriate correspondence between the two parties is entirely false. We would like to confirm that the photo addressed in the media of Ms. Kunis was in fact not from any phone but from an inactive email account that has not existed in three years. In regards to the other photos in question, they were never exchanged between the two parties. In closing, Mr. Timberlake would like us to make it clear that while he might write songs about putting things in boxes, he never has and definitely doesn’t make a habit of taking any photos of them and sending them… Ms. Kunis would like us to add that while she is a fan of the song, she does not have nor has ever had photos of any male parts in her possession.’
This is the cheekiest statement ever, isn’t it? It does absolutely nothing to make me think that there’s nothing going on between these two, and I really don’t think they even tried. However, the “Dick in a Box” reference is extremely appreciated.
September 20, 2011 at 3:30 pm by Emily
There is a rumor going around that they are ring-shopping and getting engaged. No. While she may be looking at rings, he is not. These tales of ring-shopping and wedding-planning are pure gossip supplied by her publicist to make people think that their client is every man’s dream girl. She sure is… if your dream girl would never sleep with you. You see, she is a lesbian. A very pretty lesbian, but a lesbian nonetheless. Always has been. He was her beard. Even though they are still friendly (cordial would probably be more accurate ) he still agrees to be seen with her occasionally to keep tongues wagging. It’s over, and he has moved on to another hot actress… who really does sleep with him.
Ok, you might remember that I don’t care for Biel, but think about it. Remember that time that Justin called her the “most special person” he’s ever known and that he didn’t want to talk about the break-up because “I have to protect things that are dear to me – for instance, her”? She’s his BFF, you guys! That’s why you always see them doing bro stuff like riding bikes and jogging and looking not-so-in love. Oh, and remember this ensemble? Throw in all the rumors of Justin and Mila hooking up, and I believe I’ve just thoroughly convinced myself, at least.
What about you?
September 17, 2011 at 8:30 am by Emily
But! The photos’ subject matter might surprise you! Of the four photos the hacker leaked, two were reportedly of Friends with Benefits costar Justin Timberlake. In one photo, he’s “laying [sic] shirtless in a bed.” In another photograph, Timberlake is wearing a pair of pink panties on his head. How sexy.
There’s also a photo of a peen, but so far, no one has been able to verify the peen’s identity. And then there was a photo of Mila in a bubble bath—but only her head is visible.
The hacker also procured text message exchanges between Kunis and Timberlake. Poor Jessica Biel!
Lainey asks what I was just wondering, myself: what in heaven’s name are people saving on their cell phones?
I only recently decided to move the most incriminating photos off my iPhone and store them elsewhere. Since you are wondering, they were all photos of my boyfriend—specifically, there’s the one photo of him wearing a cat. Oh, there was also the one of my name shaved into his groin hair. You think I’m kidding? I’m not kidding. Ask anyone at the bar.
What’s on your cell phone?
September 15, 2011 at 10:30 am by Jenn
Mila Kunis has been working her way into my heart lately. Sometime between 2005 when I developed my slow burning love for That 70′s Show and last week when she spoke Russian, she became one of my tip top favorite ladies. But now she did this interview with the British Glamour, and I think that maybe she might need to slow her roll, just a little.
From Glamour via Amy Grindhouse:
On being insanely attractive: ‘[Winning the Spike TV’s Guys’ Choice award this summer for the Holy Grail of Hot was] insane. Listen, I couldn’t be happier to get any of this, because I think it’s hysterical and it makes all my friends laugh. If somebody finds me attractive, God bless them, I think it’s fantastic.’
On dating rumors: ‘Being single, I find myself not being able to be in a room with a man without, the next day, I’m dating that man [according to the tabloids]. That happened for a solid six months [after Black Swan].’
On Justin Timberlake: ‘He’s incredibly funny, we laughed a lot on set… Humour is an amazing quality to have. I like sarcasm, satire, self-deprecating humour. But I also think there’s something to be said for not looking for anything and being pleasantly surprised.’
On dating Justin Timberlake: ‘[Rumours are] an unfortunate thing that comes with the circumstances, but there’s no truth to it whatsoever.’
On Hollywood: ‘No one’s curing cancer in this industry, remember? It’s not changing the world. It’s just entertainment, an art, a form of escapism. My friends and family are my number one thing in life, but you need a healthy balance. This is a phenomenal job, but the most important lesson I’ve learnt is that you never want to let your only source of happiness come from something that’s so filled with uncertainty.’
On weight loss: ‘I’m a huge foodie, I love food. But when people say, ‘I can’t lose weight’, no no no, you can. Your body can do everything and anything, you just have to want to do it.’
I think that Mila’s charming, I do. The whole “if somebody finds me attractive, God bless them” bit? So adorable. But I don’t think it’s entirely fair for a woman who’s immeasurably gifted, genetically, who’s never struggled with her weight, at least not in a major way, and who has the means to hire trainers and buy healthier foods to call every single person who actually does struggle with weight out like this. I’m not saying there’s no truth to what she’s saying, I think there definitely definitely is, I just don’t think it sounds right coming from someone like Mila.
Images courtesy of Amy Grindhouse
August 11, 2011 at 6:30 am by Emily
It’s almost 6:00 AM in my part of the world. Any minute now, the roosters will start crowing (literally, they will, there’s a hen house and some roosters across the street), people in the neighborhood will start waking up to feed the horses and go to their jobs in the real world, and what am I doing? Why, I’m sitting in my pajamas, baking cookies, playing Runescape (I know), and looking up cool things to tell you about.
It all started when a reporter asked costar Justin Timberlake the question we’ve all been wondering, why is he focusing on movies now instead of music?
(But in Russian, of course.)
Even though we find this inquiry totally harmless, the Ukrainian actress was quick to jump in Timberlake’s defense before he even got a chance to translate what was said!
“Why movies? Why not?” she said in Russian. “What kind of question is that? Why are you here?”
I just love Mila Kunis, don’t you? She’s just so sassy and so beautiful and we all know how magical it is to hear beautiful people talk in foreign languages. So good morning, world. I hope our day continues to be as delightful and as glorious as Mila Kunis!
August 3, 2011 at 4:30 am by Emily
Next, Kelsey De Santis asked Timberlake to be her date, and he totally accepted. Well played, Corporal De Santis.
“She’s funny, she’s sweet, she’s mature,” the Marine sergeant says in his video, a long-stemmed rose in hand. “She’s the all-around perfect woman.”
Sgt. Lewis pleads a pretty good case, too: the young veteran did tours of both Afghanistan and Iraq and, according to a recent tweet, he plans to serenade Ms. White with a song next.
Internet! Let’s make this happen!