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Charlie Sheen Hates Selma Blair And Wants To Give Mila Kunis $10 Million

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Charlie Sheen is on the warpath, everyone. After (justifiably but still) flipping out over Farrah Abraham‘s antics, he’s now turning his crazy warlock ass on Selma Blair. Ms. Blair has been acting on his show, Anger Management, but now he wants her fired. And he wants alleged roller-skating super bitch Mila Kunis. From TMZ:

We’re told it all started when Selma complained to “AM” execs that Charlie was a menace to work with — claiming he’s late all the time and has a shoddy work ethic.

Problem is … the actor found out about it and was super pissed. We’re told Charlie felt Selma was out of line considering he’s the star of the show. And he specifically referenced himself learning 40 pages of lines per episode compared to her 2.

But sources close to Sheen tell us the actor did more than just complain … he told everyone HE FIRED SELMA altogether — although it’s unclear how official it was.

Charlie then made it clear to “AM” honchos … if Selma shows up to set Monday — when the show is scheduled to shoot — he’ll refuse to work.

And there’s this … we’re told Charlie now wants to extend an offer to Mila Kunis (a.k.a. Ashton Kutcher‘s GF) for a 10 episode arch … at $1 MILLION per episode.

Quick question: WHY IS ANYONE STILL WORKING WITH CHARLIE SHEEN?

Oh and Charlie, no way Mila Kunis is coming near your show. She is way out of your league, in celebrity guest star terms.

God I hate this dick.

Are Mila Kunis and Ashton Kutcher Getting Married in the UK?

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Mila Kunis and Ashton Kutcher are the weirdest couple ever, but it looks like they’re here to stay a while longer because rumour has it they may be planning a wedding in the UK in the near future. Mila’s been filming Jupiter Ascending over “across the pond”, as they say (I hate that expression) and apparently the couple have grown fond of it. I don’t blame them on that front – I miss England every day and can’t wait to get back.

Anyhoo, from The Daily Star (so BIG grain of salt suggested):

Because the Hollywood couple have set their hearts on tying the knot in Britain once Ashton’s divorce from ex Demi Moore, 50, is finalised.

They’ve even started drawing up a list of Blighty’s best locations for the nuptials.

A friend of the hot pair told us: “Mila and Ashton have fallen in love with the UK.

“They are desperate to get married as soon as possible because they want to start a family and are slightly old-fashioned about these things.

“The first place they thought of was Stonehenge, but they’ve also been looking at the Royal Pavilion in Brighton.

“Mila loves the idea of a stately home or something in the English countryside.”

“Although the venue may be spectacular, the wedding itself will be low-key.

“It’s expected it will just be Ashton, Mila and a few family and friends.”

Well, that sounds like a blast. Good for them! Or something. I don’t know, I don’t have much to say today, I guess. May these two live on in sweatpanted Punk’d heaven.

Is Mila Kunis Mean?

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Mila Kunis AKA Meg Griffin, was apparently really mean to a 12 year old fan. National Enquirer reports that the fan approached Ms. Kunis at a roller skating rink in the valley (lol) and asked if she could get a photo with her. Kunis literally turned her back on her.

The little girl gushed that she was a HUGE fan and just loved Mila’s movies. But Mila just stared with frosty eyes when the girl asked if she could take a photo with her. Without even giving her so much as a brief smile or thank you, Mila literally turned her back on the kid, whispered something to her friend and skated off.

“Then the friend told the girl, ‘Mila doesn’t want to be bothered, so don’t approach her, or speak to her, again.’ The kid turned beet red and began to tear up as she watched Mila skating around laughing with her friends!”

Ms. Kunis has been in London up until at least 3 days ago, so unless she just got back or this anecdote isn’t recent, maybe the fan was wrong and that chick wasn’t actually Mila Kunis.

IF this happened, here are my thoughts. And these are my thoughts about celebrities in general. I don’t have anything against Mila Kunis. She’s just the example here, since this is a story about her. You can replace “Mila Kunis” with the name of pretty much anyone else with a similar career.

Celebrities don’t belong to the public and they have their own lives. They don’t have to do anything for us. They don’t have to take photos or sign autographs or do shit. And they don’t have to be nice about it either. That being said, f-ck you, Mila Kunis. Though you’re talented, you still got a damn lucky break going from That 70′s Show to the A-list and if you’re going to be okay with putting your face all over magazines and giving interviews and putting yourself out there for the public, then you need to be okay when the public — the people who support your career with their money every time they go see your films — asks for 30 seconds for a photo. I don’t care if this happens to you 15 times a day. That’s still 10x better than having a normal 9 -5 job. You’ve clearly forgotten what it was like for you when you started out and no one knew your name, and maybe you don’t realize how many actors who are just as talented as you are aren’t getting the work that you’re getting, and how many of them would be so happy to be where you are. Yeah, I know, “Ugh, this is my life here, am I obligated to do this for the rest of my entire LIFE?” yes, too bad, that’s the weird thing about being a celebrity, and  even weirder is the day when no one will want to take a photo with you anymore, because someone younger will have replaced you, and no one will care about you, and you can have the entire roller rink all to yourself. If you don’t want people to bother you, don’t play into the Hollywood publicity machine.

In conclusion, shut up, Meg.