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0Watch This: Mila Kunis’ Old Lisa Frank Commercial

Maybe I just watched this commercial eleven times in a row. Maybe I want little 9-year-old Mila Kunis‘ Lisa Frank bedroom more than I’ve ever wanted anything in my life. And maybe, just maybe, I don’t have anything else to show you right now and I just wanted to show you this video because it just made my day, and also because perhaps I wanted to recall one of my very favorite stories about the time that I went shopping for school supplies with my BFF and she wanted some Lisa Frank folders, except she kept asking about Anne Frank folders, and she kept looking up and down the crowded aisle and saying “why can’t I find any Anne Frank folders? You remember those Anne Frank folders. I loved the shit out of Anne Frank.”

It’s going to be a good day, friends. It just is.

October 19, 2012 at 6:30 am by Emily
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20Is Mila Kunis the Sexiest Woman Alive?

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Well, now, I don’t know. In a word? No. In a few words? Not quite. I mean, yeah, she’s totally pretty and has a lovely figure and what not, but Mila Kunis? As the sexiest woman alive? I hardly think so.

Here’s my most current Five Sexiest Women in the World:

#5 – Scarlett Johansson
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#4 – Marion Cotillard
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#3 – Kat Dennings
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#2 – Kristen Stewart
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#1 – Rachel McAdams
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OK, so apparently, I have a type, huh? Large, luminous eyes, full lips, and generally dark hair. Sue me.

Who’s your five sexiest?

October 6, 2012 at 12:00 pm by Sarah
Filed Under: Mila Kunis

7Ashton Kutcher Has “Always Had A Thing” for Mila Kunis

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From Us Weekly:

Still going strong after five months!

Ashton Kutcher and Mila Kunis have recently been parading their relationship around NYC. The 34-year-old actor, still separated from Demi Moore, has been living with his onetime That ’70s Show costar, 29, while she films The Angriest Man in Brooklyn in the city.

“He always had a thing for her,” a source told Us Weekly. “It’s a real infatuation.”

On Sept. 17, the pair of five months fed each other brunch across the table at NYC’s Philip Marie restaurant — then cuddled up on a boulder for an extended smooching session in Central Park.

“They only saw each other,” a witness said of the duo. “Nothing else seemed to matter.”

While a source told Us that Kunis “isn’t sure this will last,” the Friends With Benefits actress is “going for it.”

Let’s do some creepy math, all right? The story from Us Weekly mentioned that Ashton Kutcher is 34 and Mila Kunis is 29. Totally cool, right? But That ’70s Show, where Ashton and Mila met, premiered in 1998. When Ashton was 19. And Mila was 14. And Ashton has “always had a thing for her.” Ewwwww.

But hey, is there anyone who looks at this relationship and feels any sort of positive feelings about it? Or even neutral feelings? Like, is anyone not disturbed by these two dating? Because I always feel this huge urge to slap Mila Kunis and tell her to run for the hills. Is that normal?

September 30, 2012 at 3:00 pm by Emily

2Ashton and Mila are Totally So Happy Together

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And isn’t it nice to see these two in love, far from the clutches of people like Lindsay Lohan and Amanda Bynes? Isn’t it nice to be able to talk about pure, unadulterated joy instead of pure, unadulterated inebriation? I sure think so.

These photos were taken just yesterday, and they feature Mila and Ashton kissing, holding hands, cuddling, and walking along like there’s not a pissed-off estranged wife lurking in dark corners, just waiting for Mila to get her first wrinkle.

Isn’t love grand, guys?

September 18, 2012 at 9:30 am by Sarah

5I’m Just Going to Leave These Photos of Mila Kunis and Ashton Kutcher’s Totally Friendly Hand-Holding Vacation Right Here For You Guys, OK?

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Hey, look! Remember how I told you guys that these two were going away on some tropical vacation together? Because they did, and here’s a few pictures to prove it. Also, they’re holding hands. I don’t care how long you’ve been friends, you don’t generally go ’round holding hands with someone that you’ve spoken out against so vehemently about not dating. Because Mila Kunis, shut up already. We know that you’re in a relationship of sorts with Ashton Kutcher. Can we just go on to avoiding the interview questions that assume you guys are together? Because denying these things … well, it’s just starting to look silly all over the place, now, isn’t it?

Can we just get these two at a red carpet event together already? Because, despite the fact that I pretty much abhor Ashton Kutcher and everything he stands for, I’m still a That 70′s Show closet fan at heart, and I positively love this pairing. I also think that if these two were to hit up a red carpet event already, the world would be aghast at so much physical beauty in two people—two people who also happen to be boning. One another.

August 8, 2012 at 7:30 am by Sarah

0Mila Kunis and Ashton Kutcher Aren’t Even Trying to Hide the Sex Anymore

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From Page Six:

Ashton Kutcher has whisked Mila Kunis on a romantic vacation to Bali, Page Six can reveal. The actor, still going through a divorce with Demi Moore, has taken Kunis to a five-star resort on Bali’s southern peninsula. Suites include wooden four-poster beds, a sunken indoor bathtub and ultra-private pools.

Sources tell us the pair, who met 14 years ago while starring on “That ’70s Show” together, are now making no secret of their romance despite earlier attempts to stay out of the public eye.

One source said, “Ashton was Mila’s first kiss while on ‘That ’70s Show,’ so they’ve always had a special bond. They started dating in the spring, and things have recently become more serious.”

Aww. Fourteen years. Fourteen years these guys have been in lust with one another, and pretending to be in lust with one another, and actually in lust with one another. Isn’t it just fitting that, after all of this time and Demi Moore stuff and cheating with girls who have pretty nice boobs, these two would end up together in sunken tubs in Bali? Because if you took all of the squickiness away from this situation, and from Ashton Kutcher‘s taking-himself-way-too-serious thing that he does so well, then you’d have a pretty cute couple, here, guys. But alas, that’s not the case, and it’s kind of squicky and weird and definitely off-putting because we know just how seriously Ashton Kutcher takes himself. Because BALI. What’s next, kisses atop the Eiffel Tower? A proposal written in the sky by a plane? This is SERIOUS, y’all.

August 1, 2012 at 4:30 pm by Sarah
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