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Michelle Williams

Doing It for the Kids

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If there’s any good way to tell your 2-year-old “I’m sorry we divorced” it’s giving her the exact same room at Mommy and Daddy’s house.

HEATH Ledger and Michelle Williams are planning to create two identical bedrooms for their 2-year-old daughter, Matilda, in the separate apartments they’ve been living in since their summer bust-up. Williams has been staying in the Brooklyn brownstone the duo used to share, and Ledger has since moved to SoHo. “They are having them designed exactly the same so when she wakes up in Heath’s place she won’t feel displaced,” said a source.

Cute!

Heath Ledger’s a Free Man Again

Heath Ledger and Michelle Williams Break Up

Proving yet again that a baby can’t save a marriage, Heath Ledger and Michelle Williams “quietly and amicably split a few weeks ago.”

According to a source, “The relationship had been rocky recently. They tried very hard to make it work but finally decided to separate. They just grew apart … They have a beautiful daughter and they are both committed to being great parents.”

Their daughter, Mathilda, is 23 months old.

Heath Ledger Done Sowing Wild Oats

It’s in the news that Heath Ledger and Michelle Williams are tying the knot.

I know what he’s thinking. Eh, she had my kid and she’s still kind of hot so why not? Plus her status as a Dawson’s Creeker means he’s down to her or Josh Jackson if he wants to be Tom Cruise.

If you think I’m making a BrokeMountain joke you’re crazy. Those were played out about four minutes after the film came out.