The new R.E.M. album, Accelerate. The boys showed up on the Today Show to perform and celebrate. I’m listening to the album right now on my Rhapsody player. It’s pretty good...

Yeah, Michael Stipe has sex with dudes. But you knew that, didn’t you? Come on. Everyone knew that. I knew that when I was like 14. And so did you, if you let yourself admit it...