Today's Evil Beet Gossip

Michael Phelps

Hey Remember Michael Phelps?

No, no, he’s not the dude that knocked up Bristol Palin. Think real hard and it’ll come to you. Still stumped? He’s that uber-hottie swimmer dude who won a bunch of gold...

Um, I Have a New Favorite Facebook Group

That is, of course, other than the I ::heart:: Evil Beet group and my own fan page. All of which you should join. Hint hint. But someone sent along a link to a group entitled Alicia...

America ::Hearts:: the Olympics

Here are the 10 most-watched broadcast network prime-time shows for the week ended Sunday, according to Nielsen Media Research: 1. Summer Olympics (Tuesday), NBC, 34 million 2. Summer...

Caption This

On the left: Vogue editrix, and the inspiration behind The Devil Wears Prada, Anna Wintour. On the right: Greatest Olympic Athlete of Our Time … in bed … Michael Phelps. I...

Amanda Beard Can Live

Olympics Golden Boy and my future sex toy Michael Phelps has been harassed by every media outlet ever about his dating life, since everybody seems to want a piece of that size 14 penis...

I Have To Kill Some More People

It’s actually a pretty long list. I have to kill both Amanda Beard and model Lily Donaldson, both of whom Michael Phelps is rumored to be dating, but before I do that, I have to kill...

Quotables

“I think I’ve figured out Michael Phelps. He’s not from another planet. He from the future. His father made him and made a time machine. Sixty years from now he’s...

Quotables

“He’s just a normal person. But he is maybe from a different planet. A planet from a different galaxy.” Russian swimmer Alexander Sukhorukov, on Michael Phelps.

They Did It!!!!

The big story right now is, of course, Michael Phelps, who took home his eighth and final gold medal at the 2008 Olympics this evening — in world-record style, of course — but...

So Close!

As expected, there are plenty of Michael-Phelps-didn’t-really-win-that-race conspiracy theories abounding today. Some guy even went to the trouble of purchasing www.001ofasecond.com...