Today's Evil Beet Gossip

Michael Phelps

Michael Phelps Sighting!!!

Thanks to EB reader Ashley, who sent in this Michael Phelps sighting from Columbia, South Carolina. As I am sure you know (because we all know that you have a GPS unit attached to him )...

The New Guitar Hero World Tour Ad

I’ll make the same comment I always make: Not enough gratuitous shots of Michael Phelps’ penis. I don’t think I can get behind this product. But I sure as hell can get...

Quotables

“When I go out, go to dinner, I go out with friends, and we stay to ourselves. I don’t think of myself as a sex symbol. My mom is by far the most important woman in my...

Take Off Your Clothes!!!!

Here’s Michael Phelps singing Journey’s “Don’t Stop Believing” in a commercial for Citation Shares, which just fucking blows my mind because Citation Shares...

Quotables

“He’s not hot at all, but supernice.” An anonymous girl who partied with Michael Phelps after the VMAs on Sunday, to Ted Casablancas. Mikey reportedly partied the night...

Frailty, Thy Name Is Phelps!!!

Oh Mikey!!!! I told you I was flying out to Vegas to be with you TONIGHT! But you couldn’t wait that long, could you? And do you know how I found these pictures?? Do you know??? From...

Party Boy!

Now that his hard work is over, Michael Phelps is partying it up in Vegas with his boys! Who’s he texting???? I DIDN’T GET A TEXT FROM YOU LAST NIGHT, PHELPSY!!! WHO’S THE...