[Ed. Note: So, I’m Sarah and I’m filling in for Molls for the remainder of the day. I’m not as cute and don’t smell as good — kidding — but I think I...
Michael Lohan doesn’t have a problem, OK? It’s not him, it’s all the drug-riddled crazies in his life. Him and his sheer muscle shirts and Jesus talk and paparazzi-calling... I don’t know that there are really words to express my disdain for Michael Lohan. It hurts me to write about him; it hurts me to think about him. If I had to play a game of Fuck Marry... That’s the problem with famewhores: They will team up with you to try and gain relevance and stab you in the back once it benefits them. Trust me, I deal with it all the time... I’m just going to stop talking about the Lohan battle of the written word after today, because they have definitely entered Gosselin territory. Michael Lohan released random... I know that you were thinking that Michael Lohan is the biggest piece of shit ever to father an untalented actress/director/fashion designer/singer, but you haven’t been given all the... OMG, Michael Lohan is such a dickwad. Unbelievable dickwad. He released these audio tapes of his daughter sobbing hysterically on the phone as “proof” that she needs help and is... “I am going to go to court to get a legal conservatorship to get Lindsay into rehab and finally get her off all the prescription meds. [Wife] Dinais going to sit down with me and the... “It could be a year, a month, a week – who knows?
— Michael Lohan on how soon he expects his daughter to die now that she’s supposedly addicted to various... Michael Lohan is busy blabbing to RadarOnline about Lindsay again. Not really surprising since he doesn’t really have anything else to discuss. Anyway, in his newest bid to solve... Kelly told us this weekend about how Lindsay Lohan’s house had been burgled … again. Well, stalker Daddy Lohan is inserting himself into the situation getting... Have you ever noticed that Michael Lohan is really good at focusing on anyone’s problems but his own? He’s still holed up with Jon Gosselin and Star reporter “Kate...
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