Today is a magical day. Or, well, yesterday was a magical day, but Sarah and I were busy celebrating America’s birthday, so we’re just getting to the magic today. See, yesterday CDAN revealed tons and tons of blind items. Let’s stop with the preamble and get right to those, all right?
This A list celebrity and former singer who seems to always wear sunglasses was out over the weekend when she stopped to watch a woman on the street singing for money. The celebrity said, “You are better than I ever was. Honestly, so is everyone.” She then actually laughed and dropped $500 into the bucket.
Who could that be? Any guesses? You don’t have to guess, because we already know it was Victoria Beckham! See how fun this is? It’s only just beginning!
July 5, 2012 at 3:30 pm by Emily
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Hey, guys, let me drop a bomb on you: I think Megan Fox might be pregnant. I know, it’s been a rumor for a while now, and I don’t want to get ahead of myself, because she could just be getting fat, but I think there’s a baby in there.
Ok, y’all guys know I’m just joshing you here, but I can’t help it. Quite a few celebrity ladies – Jessica Simpson and Drew Barrymore, for instance – have done this thing where they’re obviously pregnant but refuse to acknowledge it. They’re all “a baby? I have no idea what you’re talking about,” and I love it. I’ll respect your privacy, ladies, as long as you respect my right to make lame jokes at your expense.
June 25, 2012 at 2:30 pm by Emily
Either that, or she’s got a massive case of gas and bloat. And judging by the look on husband Brian Austin Green’s face, that could very well be true, but I doubt it. He’s doing it for show, but we’re not so easily fooled, are we, guys? No. I didn’t think we were.
Seriously, though, all this back and forth and “is she” and “isn’t she” is really becoming tiresome. I mean, honestly. She so obvious is, and I just don’t understand why she doesn’t come out with it already. It’s not going to be a big secret for much longer.
I don’t know. At least she isn’t hiding behind an umbrella. Brian Austin Green’s man hands and stink-faces are way better than that, and don’t we deserve the best?
If the attached photos don’t convince you that there’s a bun baking in Megan’s hot-ass oven, then check this one out, released by Us Magazine:
Yeah, I know. It’s grainy and blurry and totally crappy, but BABIES! SQUEE!
June 18, 2012 at 11:30 am by Sarah
So if the umbrella-in-front-of-the-body on Easter didn’t convince you, and the constant “Megan Fox is pregnant!” headlines haven’t convinced you quite yet, this here video should just about confirm that Megan Fox is carrying the fetus of Brian Austin Green, or, you know, some other guy.
Megan recently appeared on ET to discuss her new Sharper Image endorsement, where she talked about technology like Craftmatic Adjustable Beds, Bluetooth (Blueteeth?), and, according to correspondent Steve Jones, every tech-man’s dream gadget: a baby. (I know, I was like, “Wow, ET dude, that’s a pretty bad segue into ‘Are you pregnant, Megan’.”)
Megan appeared confused at first, and then, realizing what he was asking, she awkwardly told Steve to go ahead with the question, but when he did, her backstage publicist intervened twice, telling the anchor that they weren’t answering that question. Seems to me Megan was just about to tell him yes, and the rep decided that ET wasn’t big-name enough to announce her pregnancy through.
From the Mirror:
Megan was appearing on the show to promote the Sharper Image gadgets when Steve asked her: “Do you know the ultimate gadget that every man wants? A baby.”
She replied: “A baby? Oh, I know where you’re going with this?”
Steve carried on pushing the topic though and said: “Any plans to give anybody a baby?”
As Megan was saying: “You hear the grumbles. No, no,” her publicist stopped the interview.
Well that was uncomfortable, huh?
May 5, 2012 at 9:00 am by Sarah
Remember we reported a few weeks ago that Megan Fox was probably pregnant? Well I came across these photos of Megan and her “entourage” on their way to Easter festivities this past weekend, and she was being shielded by an umbrella. If that doesn’t say, “I’m pregnant!” then I don’t know what does. No, wait, sorry, I do: a baby bump would say “I’m pregnant!”, unless you’re Beyonce, of course. That’s not necessarily a valid indicator of pregnancy. But this, this definitely is.
In related news, Megan claims that her recent interview with Jalouse magazine was misinterpreted, and she didn’t mean that whole thing about being pretty and not ever wanting to be one of those unfortunate unattractive women. From Us Magazine:
An annoyed Fox took to her Facebook page Friday to clarify her comments. “Sigh. The actual comment, the context and its intention are grossly distorted and misrepresented here,” Fox writes on her profile page, adding that poor translation is really to blame. “I gave this interview in English obviously,” she says. “It was then translated to French and now back into English.”
The actress insists the quotes are completely out of character for her, and says she’s not the type to make the type of “vapid self serving comments” printed by the magazine. In fact, Fox asserts, “[I am] in contradiction…uncontrollably self deprecating.”
Hm. Well, OK. She’s got a problem with French people then who do translating services for magazines. I get it. She’s a pregnant, hormonal lady who’s taking out her frustrations on people who “barely understand” what she’s saying. It’s probably because she’s too pretty, you know.
April 9, 2012 at 4:30 pm by Sarah
I was so worried, you guys. I was really scared that Megan Fox was going to stop being so stupid and start being kind of likable. It was weighing heavy on my heart, friends, it truly was. But here’s the good news: I don’t have to worry anymore, because Megan went and said something dumb in an interview! Hooray!
From Us Weekly:
Megan Fox is undoubtedly pretty, but humble? Not so much.
In an interview with April issue of France’s Jalouse magazine, the 25-year-old Friends With Kids star says she’s happy to be seen as one of the sexiest women in Hollywood. “I live well with my image. I cannot complain. I would not trade my place with an unattractive girl.”
Despite her good looks, the actress, who’s been married to Beverly Hills, 90210 alum BrianAustinGreen, 38, since 2010, says she hates participating in photo shoots.
“I hate taking pictures. I never look at them, otherwise I would have to change everything,” Fox explains. “I prefer not to see any and trust the photographer, who knows his job.”
“I live well with my image. I cannot complain. I would not trade my place with an unattractive girl.” That’s the part I want to talk about. Because, ugh, Megan Fox, just shut up. But ok, I get it. No one’s sitting around thinking “man, I sure wish I could be less attractive.” And if you’re Megan Fox pretty, then of course it would make sense for you to be happy with your looks. But why would you even say that? That’s just a shitty thing to say, and I can’t be all that surprised, considering the source, but come on now. There has to be at least a few moments when Megan is talking that internally she realizes that she shouldn’t be, right?
And hey, what’s with the big jump between “I live well with my image,” considering yourself attractive, and “I hate taking pictures”? It sounds like she’s saying that she doesn’t like looking at herself in photos, doesn’t it? Like she’s trying to pull a “oh, I look so awful, please!” when obviously she knows that she looks like a doll. It just seems disingenuous and annoying, and I’m over it. You’re pretty, Megan, we get it. Of course you wouldn’t trade your place with an unattractive girl, but what about a smart girl or a talented girl or a girl with any evident substance at all?
Now that we’ve discussed Megan’s words, let’s go ahead and look at her pictures from the magazine’s photo shoot, all right? You can see her startling inability to make facial expressions and how someone tried to paint mascara tears on her face to give her the appearance of having emotions. It’s pretty crazy to watch.
If she actually is pregnant, then I hope she can just stay inside and be a mom for a while, because I’m getting sick of her again. It’s not that I think she’s a bad person, I just think she should shut her mouth is all. What about you?