Yeah, that stealth baby that Megan Fox has been carrying around for the last little while. You remember. Or you might not, since it was so very secretive. Either way, the news is the same: Megan Fox is now someone’s mother.
Here’s the statement from Megan’s Facebook:
We have been very lucky to have had a peaceful few weeks at home, but I would like to release this myself before others do. I gave birth to our son Noah Shannon Green on September 27th. He is healthy, happy, and perfect.
We are humbled to have the opportunity to call ourselves the parents of this beautiful soul and I am forever grateful to God for allowing me to know this kind of boundless, immaculate love.
Thanks to those of you who wish to send your positive energy and well wishes. May God bless you and your families abundantly.
That’s sweet, isn’t it? And Noah Shannon seems like a pretty solid name, although I still get a little confused every time I hear about a dude named Shannon (sorry, male Shannons). Noah, however, is one of my very favorite biblical names, along with Elijah. Oh, and Mahershalalhashbaz. All very solid names.
But onto the important stuff: is this baby going to be way adorable or what?
October 17, 2012 at 12:30 pm by Emily
PSYCH! Here’s Megan‘s baby bump, fashionably camouflaged underneath a dress that only Megan Fox’s most hardcore fans could appreciate:
Seriously, though, staying true to form, Megan Fox is probably the most perfect pregnant woman on the face of the earth, jokeless. But honestly, what else would you expect?
What I want to know, though, is when will this baby be born? I feel like Megan’s been pregnant for ages, but it’s really only since June that we’ve had some iron-clad evidence that Megan’s carrying (a fetus, guys, not a weapon), but she’s got to be way further along than just three or four months, right? The pregnancy rumors really began to plague Megan way back in March, so that would make her, what, five or so months along? That could be about right, right?
One way or the other, God. Doesn’t she just look amazing?
Images courtesy of Socialite Life
August 20, 2012 at 11:30 am by Sarah
Today is a magical day. Or, well, yesterday was a magical day, but Sarah and I were busy celebrating America’s birthday, so we’re just getting to the magic today. See, yesterday CDAN revealed tons and tons of blind items. Let’s stop with the preamble and get right to those, all right?
This A list celebrity and former singer who seems to always wear sunglasses was out over the weekend when she stopped to watch a woman on the street singing for money. The celebrity said, “You are better than I ever was. Honestly, so is everyone.” She then actually laughed and dropped $500 into the bucket.
Who could that be? Any guesses? You don’t have to guess, because we already know it was Victoria Beckham! See how fun this is? It’s only just beginning!
July 5, 2012 at 3:30 pm by Emily
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Hey, guys, let me drop a bomb on you: I think Megan Fox might be pregnant. I know, it’s been a rumor for a while now, and I don’t want to get ahead of myself, because she could just be getting fat, but I think there’s a baby in there.
Ok, y’all guys know I’m just joshing you here, but I can’t help it. Quite a few celebrity ladies – Jessica Simpson and Drew Barrymore, for instance – have done this thing where they’re obviously pregnant but refuse to acknowledge it. They’re all “a baby? I have no idea what you’re talking about,” and I love it. I’ll respect your privacy, ladies, as long as you respect my right to make lame jokes at your expense.
June 25, 2012 at 2:30 pm by Emily
Either that, or she’s got a massive case of gas and bloat. And judging by the look on husband Brian Austin Green’s face, that could very well be true, but I doubt it. He’s doing it for show, but we’re not so easily fooled, are we, guys? No. I didn’t think we were.
Seriously, though, all this back and forth and “is she” and “isn’t she” is really becoming tiresome. I mean, honestly. She so obvious is, and I just don’t understand why she doesn’t come out with it already. It’s not going to be a big secret for much longer.
I don’t know. At least she isn’t hiding behind an umbrella. Brian Austin Green’s man hands and stink-faces are way better than that, and don’t we deserve the best?
If the attached photos don’t convince you that there’s a bun baking in Megan’s hot-ass oven, then check this one out, released by Us Magazine:
Yeah, I know. It’s grainy and blurry and totally crappy, but BABIES! SQUEE!
June 18, 2012 at 11:30 am by Sarah
So if the umbrella-in-front-of-the-body on Easter didn’t convince you, and the constant “Megan Fox is pregnant!” headlines haven’t convinced you quite yet, this here video should just about confirm that Megan Fox is carrying the fetus of Brian Austin Green, or, you know, some other guy.
Megan recently appeared on ET to discuss her new Sharper Image endorsement, where she talked about technology like Craftmatic Adjustable Beds, Bluetooth (Blueteeth?), and, according to correspondent Steve Jones, every tech-man’s dream gadget: a baby. (I know, I was like, “Wow, ET dude, that’s a pretty bad segue into ‘Are you pregnant, Megan’.”)
Megan appeared confused at first, and then, realizing what he was asking, she awkwardly told Steve to go ahead with the question, but when he did, her backstage publicist intervened twice, telling the anchor that they weren’t answering that question. Seems to me Megan was just about to tell him yes, and the rep decided that ET wasn’t big-name enough to announce her pregnancy through.
From the Mirror:
Megan was appearing on the show to promote the Sharper Image gadgets when Steve asked her: “Do you know the ultimate gadget that every man wants? A baby.”
She replied: “A baby? Oh, I know where you’re going with this?”
Steve carried on pushing the topic though and said: “Any plans to give anybody a baby?”
As Megan was saying: “You hear the grumbles. No, no,” her publicist stopped the interview.
Well that was uncomfortable, huh?